Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Fiestykitten]

Only if what you mean is put a bag over my head and blow on it and pop it so it goes bang.

Because that’s really hot.

Hot burning coffee spilt in our laps sounds so hot rn!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Hot burning coffee spilt in our laps sounds so hot rn!

When you put it that way … let me go brew a pot.
((I alway knew coffee could get me laid))

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Would you like me to put my milk steamer in your macchiato?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Would you like me to put my milk steamer in your macchiato?

I’ll take a big steaming cup of you, baby

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’ll take a big steaming cup of you, baby

((So dirty… ))

I’m a giant cup of Folgers, baby. Sure I’m a knock off brand that everybody says that hate. But everybody drinks it when they’re desperate or broke.

((Oh dang that was dark coffee … I’m going to go cry now))

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I could spend hours wrapping my mouth around your timbits.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I could spend hours wrapping my mouth around your timbits.

I named my cock Donut. And it wants to go Dunkin.

Never mind the glazed tip.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I named my cock Donut. And it wants to go Dunkin.

Never mind the glazed tip.

 

[Qky75]

I used my trial buy one get one free on GrubHub and there's 10 minutes until Jeopardy starts ...whaddya say about some pre-dinner dessert?

 

[Venefica]

Dating at daylight?

Hm, my coffin is then closed ...

 

[Divindisguise]

Dating at daylight?

Hm, my coffin is then closed ...

Is there room in that coffin for two?

 

[Venefica]

Is there room in that coffin for two?

You would have lying on me or me on you ..................................

 

[Divindisguise]

You would have lying on me or me on you ..................................

We could alternate, and cause quite a ruckus shaking that box ;-)

 

[Venefica]

We could alternate, and cause quite a ruckus shaking that box ;-)

But first let me bite ... I mean kiss ... your throat ....

 

[Divindisguise]

But first let me bite ... I mean kiss ... your throat ....

Only if you use your 'lower lips' to kiss it

 

[Venefica]

@Divindisguise

Come around midnight in my coffin, we discuss it then ...

 

[crazychemgirl]

do you find it attractive when women physically drool when they find someone attractive…


*drools


Asking for a friend

 

[LostHorizon]

do you find it attractive when women physically drool when they find someone attractive…


*drools


Asking for a friend

can you help me pluck my nose hair?

 

[Bassytian]

I shall serenade you using only my hand and armpit.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I shall serenade you using only my hand and armpit.

My favorite foreplay is whisperi g in your ear the detailed taxonomy of each of the freeze dried insects in my collection. You in?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

My favorite foreplay is whisperi g in your ear the detailed taxonomy of each of the freeze dried insects in my collection. You in?

Only if you let me return the favor with my stamp collection.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Only if you let me return the favor with my stamp collection.

Ah, it's a match made in study hall!!!!

*skip me

 

[Bassytian]

Just for you, I will make a fart sound without the use my hand or armpit!

My favorite foreplay is whisperi g in your ear the detailed taxonomy of each of the freeze dried insects in my collection. You in?

Oooooh, juicy!

 

[crazychemgirl]

“We finish each others …”

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

“We finish each others …”

…chili cheese fries!