Internet jargon for us old uns

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

KOMGDLYLB ~ Keep off my god damned lawn you little bastards!
WIW8YOIWAPF ~ When I was 8 years old, I was already plowing fields.
OTPMDIS ~ One Thirty P.M, dinner is served.
HOLMPMTBI ~ Hold on, let me put my teeth back in.
MPTSOAG ~ My prostate's the size of a grapfruit.
EYLBWDYKTSS ~ Excuse me young lady, but where do you keep the sans-a-belt slacks?
CTDYLAOTHO ~ Close the door, you're letting all of the heat out.
MBNHSLTMDED ~ My balls now hang significantly lower than my dick ever did.

 

[Pure]

IGADYA BIYWRM

I've got a daughter your age, but if you wont rush me...

INOOTTA20SW
I'm not one of those teen age 20 second wonders

OYGHTSTDA
Oops, you're gonna have to start talking dirty again

MUYH
Mind using your hand?

JCINIS
Just cuddling is nice I suppose.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

PLTBTC - Please Let That Be The Cat!

 

[Pure]

Reminds me of a cartoon I saw today: Man atop a woman; her legs in the air, and fluffy slipper on one foot, not on the other. Things in general disarry. They are going at it.

His thought (shown in a balloon):

Should I tell her to trim her bush?

Her thought:

Should I tell him his dick is in my slipper?

PLTBTC - Please Let That Be The Cat!

 

[pop_54]

Hmm

WTFDIPTV Where the F**k did I put the Viagra.

I tried it once you know, Viagra, the tablet got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for a week, hehe.


pops..............

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I had sex with a guy who used Viagra once. I didn't like it. I mean, I do like long sessions, but when we had been going at it for three hours and he hadn't come once, I asked for a time-out to go the bathroom...