Is it just me?

[Renee]

NS, no problem... thanks for the help

Gil, please come take these damn bugs... OMG now what am I going to do? I'm so itchy! <Getting spray duster for keys to keep up with the dirt>

Golden, are you saying that you want to enjoy my showers or, join me in the shower?

Well, if Nicole doesn't mind I don't either... we have to keep busy some how until she gets back

I'm off to buy a new mattress I don't trust those damn bugs now!

 

[Golden]

Renee wrote: "Golden, are you saying that you want to enjoy my showers or, join me in the shower?"

Renee I wasn't saying anything - Gil was leaping to conclusions (based on my handle maybe?) - so I merely pointed out the fault in his logic ...

But since you mention it, hon, it's awfullty quiet over here with N away ... you got any ideas on how to brighten my life? what do you suggest?

 

[Renee]

OooOOoooO Golden you baaad boy .... hey babe, I am up for anything, the question is, are you UP? If not, I could you get you that way if you wanna play... so comere and jump on me . . . I mean jump in here with me, and let's see if we can figure out what to do in all this water. By the way, I don't mind if you stand behind me.. or for that matter, I can stand behind you, and maybe make your dreams and fantasies come true... whattya say?

 

[Marvin]

Laurel, love, please come back. This site is incredible, stories included, and all the members who criticize you know that, they couldn't do better themselves if they tried, which they won't. This is what happens when you have something successful, there will always be people out there with nothing to lose of their own waiting to tear down what you've accomplished. Ignore them, sweet lady. The fact that they whine and complain about "quality" but spend so much time here speaks for itself. Some people have nothing better to do than bitch and moan. If you took the site down tomorrow, they'd whine about that too. This site is very high quality. I have yet to find a site that has more new stories every day, plus the amateur section, plus the bulletin board and chat (which I'm just discovering). Please, dear sweet webmistress, your work is appreciated. Don't let the whiners get you down - they will always be there, no matter what you do. Please come back to us - we love you.

 

[Guest]

I thought I was being really ignorant 'cause I'm trying to get some of my work published here but... apart from dcl's jazzy girl and a couple of others... I never read any of the stories.
I spend all my time either trying to come up with daft little one-liners or reading everybody else's candid sex-talk. it's just too much goodtime rock n roll fun to stop. glad I'm not the only one doing this.

HEY LAUREL... I've made you a strawberry cheesecake & a nice black russian (vodka, tia maria, coke). maybe we could get one o the virgins to give ya a foot massage. would that tempt ya back?

 

[Golden]

first off Renee you need to shw me how to do that neat trick with the smilies; then I'll show you a way to do the same neat trick using my body and yours...
'course I'll have to shave the beard, buy a wig and put on 50 lbs so N doesn't recognise me ... [anxiously looks over shoulder....]

 

[Renee]

Hmmmm... I remember not so long ago someone saying I was dumb for scouting new talent instead of playing with my prizes like N was doing... (I won't tell anyone it was you that said it Golden..lol) but, I guess I wasn't so dumb afterall. While I was busy scouting that new talent, I had my prizes playing with ME and all the while I was learning new tricks, that's why my smilies are happier than anyone else's

Golden, if you stay the way you are, and take the chance of being caught, you can cum in my box, I mean email me when see your name in my box and I will respond and teach you the tricks you still need to learn

[This message has been edited by Renee (edited 04-13-2000).]

 

[SierraSky]

Yes, I'm afraid its addicting for me also. I just started last week with literotica.com and i can't help but check the message boards daily. I really like reading all of the inquiries posted. Call me addicted

Sierra

 

[Cis]

<~ honestly does read the stories... well, most of them (I can't say that I read everything, since some things just aren't my style <g> ). I havn't commented on them, and shan't, since I don't write- much, and have never submitted anything, I really havn't the right to say anything about anyone else's work, if I do comment, its going to be only kudos to the author and I'll usually just send them a note- and tell my friends to read it.

I've just started reading the BB, and am sending prayers to whomever the patron saint of smut and porn is, that I don't get addicted... so far, my prayers have been ignored. Am I praying to the right guy?
C.

 

[Hullo_nurse]

EOD, I am with you on this one. When I first found Literotica that fateful day in May...oops, I mean October, I was reading every new story posted every day and then some.

Then I started writing a little more & got distracted, so I would have to play catch-up on the weekends.

Then I found the BB. Oh my god, it was the death of me. I used to tease my husband about how much time HE spent on-line. Always surfing porn, playing games, etc.

Next thing you know I am spending more time on-line than he is! Holy shit! Is that possible? He teases me mercilessly... I walk in the door, give him a kiss, stop in the bathroom (ok, too much info, right?), then it's on the computer for the rest of the night. First I check email & then I cum here!

I bypass the new stories board almost completely. It is sooo sad. I used to go straight there but since I have found the BB
I am a BB addict. If I don't get my daily dose of it I go into withdrawl. I don't know what I am going to do when I go to FL in May for 5 days. I will be a basketcase when I get back!!! SHit!

Gimme that patch! I need it!!! Is there a methadone equvilant for BB addicts?

But do I want to be cured? NO WAY!!!!

 

[Laurel]

I'm ashamed, but I have to admit something...

I read nurse's post to Manu and he laughed at me - "Sounds like someone I know!"

I too am a BB addict.

When we installed the Bulletin Board last year, I thought it would be a neat way for authors and readers to connect. It'd be something I'd check on once a week or so - nothing too time-consuming...

Wrong.

Honestly, I can't stay away... And as the site's grown, so has the BB - if I check it once a day it takes me over an hour to go through and read the day's posts! I've finished inputting all of last year's accounting info, and I'm supposed to fire up my tax program and start actually doing our taxes, but I just had to take a teeny-weeny break and check the BB... I'm supposed to be taking a break, but I've missed it all day!

Sad, isn't it - a webmistress addicted to her own board?

 

[Skibum]

Originally posted by Laurel:
I'm ashamed, but I have to admit something...

Sad, isn't it - a webmistress addicted to her own board?

Whatever faults there may be with the whole concept of the BB, I'd hate to do without it now. I only "discovered" the board last month, but now it is the first place I check when going online. People here are funny, provacative, and downright interesting. Thanks, Laurel, for the graet job keeping all of this going.

 

[Golden]

been away 3 nights; kept wondering what you guys were posting in my absence. Oh shit, is that addiction?

 

[Renee]

Definitely Golden, and since Nicole is not around I think I can safely say... You're addicted to me... Yea, that's it. It's me

Welcome Back

 

[Lovely Latina]

You ppp..pp..pppeople are pppathetic! <wraps rubber tube around arm>

You wwww..wwon't ff..ffind me--

JJJJONESIN' BABEEEEEE! NO SSSSSIREE! <holds out arm>

*SLAP SLAP SLAP*