Jade's World on Lit

[Backagainpart4]

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Mmmmmmm! I would love to be her right now.

I would love to be him right now

 

[curious_me]

Bring it on!

I got you!

 

[curious_me]

Not when I'm alone it isn't.

Your pillow is on vacation this week?

 

[JerseyJade]

Your pillow is on vacation this week?

No way. It just has the night off... but not by my choice.

 

[curious_me]

No way. It just has the night off... but not by my choice.

It's all deflated?

 

[JerseyJade]

It's all deflated?

No. I actually was able fluff it up some. It's almost as good as new!

 

[curious_me]

No. I actually was able fluff it up some. It's almost as good as new!

Me Fluffy!

 

[JerseyJade]

Me Fluffy!

I don't think you would make a good pillow, though.

 

[curious_me]

I don't think you would make a good pillow, though.

I don't want to be a pillow. I like what I have.

 

[JerseyJade]

I don't want to be a pillow. I like what I have.

I'm sure I would like what you have, too.

Okay, too much wine tonight. I'm heading to bed. Nite, nite.

 

[curious_me]

I'm sure I would like what you have, too.

Okay, too much wine tonight. I'm heading to bed. Nite, nite.

Night night.
Wait till you get my package.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

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My version of ironing is spraying wrinkle release and throwing things back in the dryer

 

[Rapharider]

My version of ironing is spraying wrinkle release and throwing things back in the dryer

I’m unfamiliar with this ’ironing’ of which you speak. I assume this is a task one would usually get their butler to perform?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I’m unfamiliar with this ’ironing’ of which you speak. I assume this is a task one would usually get their butler to perform?

Exactly, but I didn’t want to out myself as that hoity toity. We must maintain some decorum.

 

[Booboobear84]

Exactly, but I didn’t want to out myself as that hoity toity. We must maintain some decorum.

You had me at hoity toity.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

This is why @SirConradPeckereye uses Cindy. A blowup doll doesn't care how small a dick is.

Just for YOU JJ... glow in the dark dickView attachment 2240577

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Jeez @muddler35 , for two people that "dislike us so" @JerseyJade and @Tiffany_Parker sure have us on their minds a lot.

At least we get live rent free somewhere though huh!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You could also live rent free under a bridge and charge passery-bys a $0.25 toll to cross

And move from your pretty little pervy head, we think not

 

[curious_me]

Aww you called me pretty. That counts as a compliment

Get a room you two!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Aww you called me pretty. That counts as a compliment

Ssshhh don't be saying that out loud! We got to seem like we hate eachother

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

never!

Because we're already in one

ok fine get away from me! Jerk!

You can't put a smile after saying jerk, now its not believable... well idk if it really was to being with... but I digress get that pretty little head back in the game!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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Whatever! Jerk!

I know why you and @muddler35 keep patching up Cindy now. It's because new age sex dolls would friend zone the both of you. Or possibly take out a restraining order to keep you 1,000 feet away from them

Thats why they invented duck tape, turns all those " no no no" into "mmm mmm mmm"

 

[Nightbird]

Good Morning everyone

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Good Morning everyone

Morning sir, how are you this Monday?

 

[Nightbird]

Morning sir, how are you this Monday?

Im good how are you?