Jade's World on Lit

[LexiSmiles92]

Before that happens... I meant REAL butter! Fucken pervs!

not that there isn't anything wrong with un-REAL butter tho ... just sayin lol

 

[JerseyJade]

not that there isn't anything wrong with un-REAL butter tho ... just sayin lol

True... but NOT on my popcorn!

 

[muddler35]

That's true. Just to bring you up to date, Lexi.... they're into kangaroos now... so what does that tell you?

Now be fair! Some guy was being ungentlemanly towards JJ. I asked her permission, then very nicely asked him to mind his manners.

Unless he was Australian, in which case he should go fuck a kangaroo. It’s not like I have a kangaroo fetish or anything. I can’t speak for Conrad.

 

[LexiSmiles92]

True... but NOT on my popcorn!

dammit -- I was mixing metaphors again

 

[LexiSmiles92]

Now be fair! Some guy was being ungentlemanly towards JJ. I asked her permission, then very nicely asked him to mind his manners.

Unless he was Australian, in which case he should go fuck a kangaroo. It’s not like I have a kangaroo fetish or anything. I can’t speak for Conrad.

I approve then

 

[JerseyJade]

Now be fair! Some guy was being ungentlemanly towards JJ. I asked her permission, then very nicely asked him to mind his manners.

Unless he was Australian, in which case he should go fuck a kangaroo. It’s not like I have a kangaroo fetish or anything. I can’t speak for Conrad.

Good Lord!

 

[JerseyJade]

Now be fair! Some guy was being ungentlemanly towards JJ. I asked her permission, then very nicely asked him to mind his manners.

Unless he was Australian, in which case he should go fuck a kangaroo. It’s not like I have a kangaroo fetish or anything. I can’t speak for Conrad.

You don't have to speak for @SirConradPeckereye. We all know he's fucked up in the head and is now buying tickets to fly to Australia to meet the Kangaroo of his dreams.

 

[Nightbird]

such antics usually stem from insecurities

Or they are over compensating for some short fall.

 

[JerseyJade]

Or they are over compensating for some short fall.

I like my brain damaged theory better.

 

[LexiSmiles92]

Or they are over compensating for some short fall.

boom!

 

[muddler35]

I like my brain damaged theory better.

Can’t it be both?

 

[Nightbird]

I like my brain damaged theory better.

Theyre drain bamaged?

 

[JerseyJade]

Can’t it be both?

That would make more sense.

 

[JerseyJade]

Theyre drain bamaged?

Dude, you need to lay off the booze for awhile. You're starting to slur your words.

 

[investor2020]

You don't have to speak for @SirConradPeckereye. We all know he's fucked up in the head and is now buying tickets to fly to Australia to meet the Kangaroo of his dreams.

He's somewhat distracted after receiving this tag on one of his weird web-sites . . .

https://datsinteresting.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/kangaroo.jpg
Kangaroos have three vaginas. . .

 

[LexiSmiles92]

Can’t it be both?

ok -- let's get to the bottom of this, shall we?

Describe the source of your insecurities (remember. I'm here to help. this is a safe place)

 

[JerseyJade]

He's somewhat distracted after receiving this tag on one of his weird web-sites . . .

https://datsinteresting.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/kangaroo.jpg
Kangaroos have three vaginas. . .

OMG! Just when I thought we got rid of SirPeckerKangarooHead for awhile, this pic will bring him back... and STAY!

 

[muddler35]

ok -- let's get to the bottom of this, shall we?

Describe the source of your insecurities (remember. I'm here to help. this is a safe place)

I have a small wiener and I got dropped on my head a lot as a child. I mean A LOT. I don’t think my parents liked me very much. Any other questions Dr Lexi?

 

[JerseyJade]

I have a small wiener and I got dropped on my head a lot as a child. I mean A LOT. I don’t think my parents liked me very much. Any other questions Dr Lexi?

Yeah, but is it circumcised? Asking for a friend.

 

[13Fantasies]

Whole new meaning to the song. -Hums "Tie me Kangaroo down"-

 

[muddler35]

Yeah, but is it circumcised? Asking for a friend.

Still the funniest conversation I’ve ever had here. . Now, brush your teeth and go to bed young lady.

 

[JerseyJade]

Still the funniest conversation I’ve ever had here. . Now, brush your teeth and go to bed young lady.

Lmao!

 

[LexiSmiles92]

I have a small wiener and I got dropped on my head a lot as a child. I mean A LOT. I don’t think my parents liked me very much. Any other questions Dr Lexi?

I hope this is taken in jest -- I can't always tell. So if I offend ... please tell me. That's not never my intent (I can bite if bitten) ... but it's certainly not my intent now. Truly.

So not sure how to take your message without any emojis attached.

 

[JerseyJade]

I hope this is taken in jest -- I can't always tell. So if I offend ... please tell me. That's not never my intent (I can bite if bitten) ... but it's certainly not my intent now. Truly.

So not sure how to take your message without any emojis attached.

He's just kidding, Lexi.

 

[LexiSmiles92]

He's just kidding, Lexi.

I thought so. But the "parents didn't like me very much" is a sensitive subject ... can be for some. So I didn't want to assume.