Jade's World on Lit

[JerseyJade]

So...JJ, it's Hump Day. You wanna???

I wanna what?

 

[JerseyJade]

Only your little teeny tiny world! Everyone else likes how nice I am!

I bet that isn't the only teeny tiny thing @SirConradPeckereye has... which is why his blowup doll flew the coop.. literally.

 

[JerseyJade]

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[JerseyJade]

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Good advice!

 

[JerseyJade]

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[JerseyJade]

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So there!

 

[13Fantasies]

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That's what I said when I saw you too.

And then adjusted my crotch

 

[JerseyJade]

I have so many questions, but I don't want the answers

I know, right?

 

[investor2020]

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So there!

Not me, JJ, but some of the male contributors here may think otherwise . . . but they don't mind because of all you bring to the thread . . .

 

[investor2020]

Only the crazy ones, Tiffany . . . and you don't strike me as falling into that category . . . yet

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Guys think about us this way

 

[JerseyJade]

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I can't disagree with this logic

That's really the only reason why I go.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Oh thank gosh

Good evening to LI. Don't believe I've said hi to you before.

And a good evening to you too, Tiffany. JJ used to keep me around as a housekeeper but fired me after I refused to wear the French maid outfit.

 

[JerseyJade]

And a good evening to you too, Tiffany. JJ used to keep me around as a housekeeper but fired me after I refused to wear the French maid outfit.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

That's the only reason to go. Find a guy and get out of there

Good evening to you too, but I would have fired you to

Yea well, I tried to make a compromise by showing up in nothing at all but she gave me some bs line about it not being sanitary. Who knew that women were so picky about work attire?

Ahem…still waiting on that last paycheck you owe me JJ.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

You might end up waiting a while for that paycheck.

It sounds like you need a touch of discipline. That can be fun.

It may sound like fun but after a few minutes you’ll be wondering what the hell you got yourself signed up for.

 

[JerseyJade]

Ahem…still waiting on that last paycheck you owe me JJ.

Um... it's in the mail. You should get it in a couple of days.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Um... it's in the mail. You should get it in a couple of days.

Oh you mean that envelope stuffed with Monopoly money that showed up yesterday?

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh you mean that envelope stuffed with Monopoly money that showed up yesterday?

Oh wow. That was fast. Okay, now we're even.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Oh wow. That was fast. Okay, now we're even.

Sigh. I should have known better when I saw your address was on Baltic Avenue.

 

[JerseyJade]

Sigh. I should have known better when I saw your address was on Baltic Avenue.

Well I'm still saving my money so I can buy the boardwalk.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Well I'm still saving my money so I can buy the boardwalk.

Just don’t forget about us little people working our fingers to the bone on the railroads when you get there.

 

[JerseyJade]

Just don’t forget about us little people working our fingers to the bone on the railroads when you get there.

Loser!

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Loser!

Now you fucked up. I’m buying Park Place so that we’re neighbors and I’m going to make it my mission to surround your house with hundreds of feral cats that are in heat. You’re going to wish you had landed on the go to jail space.

 

[JerseyJade]

Now you fucked up. I’m buying Park Place so that we’re neighbors and I’m going to make it my mission to surround your house with hundreds of feral cats that are in heat. You’re going to wish you had landed on the go to jail space.

Lmao!

Forget it! I have ways to get that get out jail free card.