Jade's World on Lit

[curious_me]

Do you really think she may have joined the convent and is devoting her life to prayer???

If that's the case, I'm joining too. I'll be there for when she needs it most.

 

[JKL123]

It has been quite some time since @JerseyJade has posted. I'm wondering if the Canadians kidnapped her. @muddler35 or @SirConradPeckereye you think those sneaky northeners would pull a stunt like that????

 

[investor2020]

While JJ's taking a break, we need to keep the activity going . . .

I like a young man who plans ahead . . .

A Police Officer was patrolling off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, on Lovers' Lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.

He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this unusual situation, the Officer walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, Officer?" The trooper asks: "What are you doing?” The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine. Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Officer says: "And, her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.”

Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night on Lover's Lane and nothing obscene is happening!

The trooper asks: "What's your age, young man?"

The young man says: "I'm 22, sir."

The trooper asks: "And her, what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."

 

[13Fantasies]

Do you really think she may have joined the convent and is devoting her life to prayer???

I said best life. And we know that's not JJ's way.

 

[JKL123]

I said best life. And we know that's not JJ's way.

Well let me just say (I'm praying) .... that when JJ is down on her knees in front of me I just know it would be a religious experience! Hallelujah!! Can I get an AMEN???

 

[13Fantasies]

Well let me just say (I'm praying) .... that when JJ is down on her knees in front of me I just know it would be a religious experience! Hallelujah!! Can I get an AMEN???

Take it easy there, Reverend.

 

[curious_me]

Well let me just say (I'm praying) .... that when JJ is down on her knees in front of me I just know it would be a religious experience! Hallelujah!! Can I get an AMEN???

Preach!

 

[investor2020]

It can be embarrassing to enter the wrong meeting room . . .

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[investor2020]

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[JerseyJade]

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Lmao!

 

[JerseyJade]

Probably Living her best life on her knees.

I'm in my happy place when I'm on my knees.

 

[13Fantasies]

I'm in my happy place when I'm on my knees.

And that happy place can be anywhere. Nice and nomadic.

 

[JerseyJade]

And that happy place can be anywhere. Nice and nomadic.

That's true. And I don't even have to be on my knees. Leaning over from the passenger seat in a car with my head resting on someone's lap is also my happy place.

 

[13Fantasies]

That's true. And I don't even have to be on my knees. Leaning over from the passenger seat in a car with my head resting on someone's lap is also my happy place.

Wanna go for a remote drive with me?

 

[JerseyJade]

Sorry I haven't been around. Life is a little busy right now... and in a good way. I hope everyone is enjoying their summer. Have a nice weekend, everyone.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Sorry I haven't been around. Life is a little busy right now... and in a good way. I hope everyone is enjoying their summer. Have a nice weekend, everyone.

Just glad to see you're okay. I was starting to fear a bunch of us might need to mount some sort of rescue operation.

 

[Backagainpart4]

Sorry I haven't been around. Life is a little busy right now... and in a good way. I hope everyone is enjoying their summer. Have a nice weekend, everyone.

Even us quiet posters have missed you. Glad you’re ok.

 

[13Fantasies]

Sorry I haven't been around. Life is a little busy right now... and in a good way. I hope everyone is enjoying their summer. Have a nice weekend, everyone.

As long as it's good busy.

 

[curious_me]

Sorry I haven't been around. Life is a little busy right now... and in a good way. I hope everyone is enjoying their summer. Have a nice weekend, everyone.

I thought you were breaking up with us. Thank goodness.

But happy to hear things are going great. Enjoy every second of it!

 

[ShaneoD]

Sorry I haven't been around. Life is a little busy right now... and in a good way. I hope everyone is enjoying their summer. Have a nice weekend, everyone.

No need to say sorry, it's just nice to see you, I hope all is well with you now, or.on the uptick at least

 

[muddler35]

You were gone?

 

[JerseyJade]

You were gone?

ASS!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Jade I suggest you release the hounds...

Mudder WILL trip.

 

[hairball18]

Sorry I haven't been around. Life is a little busy right now... and in a good way. I hope everyone is enjoying their summer. Have a nice weekend, everyone.

Sure was quiet around here. Glad everything is ok.

 

[muddler35]

Jade I suggest you release the hounds...

Mudder WILL trip.

"Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war."

Apropos of nothing. I just always wanted to say that. Thanks HB.