Jade's World on Lit

While JJ's taking a break, we need to keep the activity going . . .

I like a young man who plans ahead . . .

A Police Officer was patrolling off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, on Lovers' Lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.

He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this unusual situation, the Officer walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, Officer?" The trooper asks: "What are you doing?” The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine. Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Officer says: "And, her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.”

Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night on Lover's Lane and nothing obscene is happening!

The trooper asks: "What's your age, young man?"

The young man says: "I'm 22, sir."

The trooper asks: "And her, what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
 
Sorry I haven't been around. Life is a little busy right now... and in a good way. I hope everyone is enjoying their summer. Have a nice weekend, everyone. :)
Just glad to see you're okay. I was starting to fear a bunch of us might need to mount some sort of rescue operation. 😘
 
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