I bet Sir Conrad is the only one I know who is not concerned about inflation this year . . . he's more concerned about deflation . . .(of his companion).You mean PeckerHead is still around? Last I heard, he and his blowup doll went to Vegas and eloped.
Oh yeah...hell shower you. LolHey, don't ruin my image of Santa! He's only interested in giving me lots of presents.
What's not to love about giving blowjobs?Y'all just cruel. Need a minute or 30 secs.
I'll be right back.
Lmao!I bet Sir Conrad is the only one I know who is not concerned about inflation this year . . . he's more concerned about deflation . . .(of his companion).
I wouldn't know. But I can picture you and MM giving me bjs for sure.What's not to love about giving blowjobs?
Keep dreaming, dude.
Ummm....didn't need your permission.Keep dreaming, dude.
Well just make sure you hold my head and keep my hair from falling in my face. If you're going to dream about it, then dream about it right.Ummm....didn't need your permission.
Oh, don't worry. I'll make you proud. I'll look you in the eyes too when I bust.Well just make sure you hold my head and keep my hair from falling in my face. If you're going to dream about it, then dream about it right.
They'll be closed when that happens.Oh, don't worry. I'll make you proud. I'll look you in the eyes too when I bust.
Death, taxes, JJ and BJ, men. Some things never change.Lmao!
And your point is...Death, taxes, JJ and BJ, men. Some things never change.
Your eyes will be closed. Duh!And your point is...
Well I'm glad we understand each other then.Your eyes will be closed. Duh!
It's our thing.Well I'm glad we understand each other then.
Not for nothing but if I were your " boo " I'd definitely keep a scrunchie or two on me and within reach whenever we're together ............ juuuust in case. Just sayin'Well just make sure you hold my head and keep my hair from falling in my face. If you're going to dream about it, then dream about it right.
We did...but then when going on a coaster at Adventuredome she flew out and popped from that damn sword swallower!You mean PeckerHead is still around? Last I heard, he and his blowup doll went to Vegas and eloped.
Wow throwing me under the bus, I see how it is MM.I’m good. I missed your presence. pecker is getting unruly and I need someone else around who loves BJs as much as me
Got your scrunchie's with ears, and other with gnomes ready for you!Well just make sure you hold my head and keep my hair from falling in my face. If you're going to dream about it, then dream about it right.
Aww, that's so sweet, but I usually keep one on my wrist, you know... just in case.Not for nothing but if I were your " boo " I'd definitely keep a scrunchie or two on me and within reach whenever we're together ............ juuuust in case. Just sayin'
Scrunchies in your favorite color too!! You'll know how to thank me for being so unmmmm sweet
Don't you have a blow up doll to inflate?Got your scrunchie's with ears, and other with gnomes ready for you!
If you hadn't 'borrowed' it to inflate that giant gnome in your front yard I could!Don't you have a blow up doll to inflate?
On Amazon now....black and pink scrunchies.... subscribe for monthly delivery.Aww, that's so sweet, but I usually keep one on my wrist, you know... just in case.
I like wearing black or pink scrunchies, but I'm not particular, just so you know.
