Jade's World on Lit

[investor2020]

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You go girl!

What ??? My virginal Snow White a slut ??? My pre-puberty fantasy of true love besmirched ??
Please, tell me it isn't so . . .

 

[baise]

Larry Is In The Hospital . . . .... Who in the hell is Larry?
Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is in the Royal North Shore Hospital, Intensive Care Unit.

 

[Artfan2]

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You go girl!

I'd heard that the remake was going to have some plot changes.

 

[JerseyJade]

I'd heard that the remake was going to have some plot changes.

Yep, and guess who's going to audition for the role of Snow White? When I heard they were going to replace the 7 dwarfs with 7 hot looking male strippers, I couldn't resist.

 

[LizVegas79]

Yep, and guess who's going to audition for the role of Snow White? When I heard they were going to replace the 7 dwarfs with 7 hot looking male strippers, I couldn't resist.

You're going to look so cute in that little red tiara!

Are you planning to wear anything else?

 

[JerseyJade]

You're going to look so cute in that little red tiara!

Are you planning to wear anything else?

Whatever the director wants me to wear.

 

[jason28053]

Whatever the director wants me to wear.

A red Teddie

 

[LizVegas79]

Whatever the director wants me to wear.

So no then lol

Well, acting is all about choices right? Good or bad or none at all

 

[JerseyJade]

A red Teddie

Works for me.

 

[JerseyJade]

So no then lol

Well, acting is all about choices right? Good or bad or none at all lol

Who said anything about acting?

 

[jason28053]

Who said anything about acting?

Just be yourself

 

[JerseyJade]

Just be yourself

Uh, huh.

 

[One_ping_only]

Whatever the director wants me to wear.

I think all you'll need to be wearing are your nicest CFM high heels, a smile and of course a hair tie

 

[JerseyJade]

I think all you'll need to be wearing are your nicest CFM high heels, a smile and of course a hair tie

I do have a nice pair of open toed heels I like to wear, so that might work.

 

[One_ping_only]

I do have a nice pair of open toed heels I like to wear, so that might work.

I'm certain those would suffice including the smile and blue hair tie ahem ahem........ Happy New Year by the way

 

[JerseyJade]

I'm certain those would suffice including the smile and hair tie ahem ahem........ Happy New Year by the way

Oh, I always wear a scrunchie or 2 on my wrist just in case, so, no problem.

Happy New Year.

 

[One_ping_only]

Oh, I always wear a scrunchie or 2 on my wrist just in case, so, no problem.

Happy New Year.

That's right ........ SCRUNCHIE!!!!!! I couldn't remember that's what it's called for the life of me haaaaaaa so I went the safe route and called it a hair tie. I remember you saying you ALWAYS have one on your wrists just in case hmmmmmmmm !!

Failure to plan, is planning to fail!!

 

[Booboobear84]

Oh, I always wear a scrunchie or 2 on my wrist just in case, so, no problem.

Happy New Year.

A girl scout, always preapred

 

[Artfan2]

Yep, and guess who's going to audition for the role of Snow White? When I heard they were going to replace the 7 dwarfs with 7 hot looking male strippers, I couldn't resist.

You're the perfect choice for the role.

 

[investor2020]

There are some days when you just want to sit outside with a glass of wine and say F**K IT !!

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[13Fantasies]

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That's why I do that.

Definitely could use

 

[HeavyBalls]

There are some days when you just want to sit outside with a glass of wine and say F**K IT !!

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I fail to see an issue with wet t-shirts...

Yes I'm terrible.

Yes I'm a perv.

I'll see myself out...

 

[JerseyJade]

Uh, huh!

 

[13Fantasies]

Uh, huh!

If only other women shared that desire.

 

[JerseyJade]

If only other women shared that desire.

I happen to know a few. Just saying.