Jade's World on Lit

[ShaneoD]

Tapioca pudding?

You're far too good at this

 

[13Fantasies]

You're far too good at this

My wife says I don't think like other people.

 

[Nightbird]

Uh, huh. The warm and creamy kind.

Weird stupid Lit didnt give me a notification that you replied.. Anyhow so your going for the hot dip?

 

[JerseyJade]

My wife says I don't think like other people.

I would have to agree with her.

 

[JerseyJade]

Weird stupid Lit didnt give me a notification that you replied.. Anyhow so your going for the hot dip?

That's one way of looking at it.

 

[ShaneoD]

I've just walked through my local town, it's 5°C, feels like 2 according to Google, I'm wearing trousers and shivering, three ladies walked past wearing similar clothes to what I imagine Jade and Kaylee will later and seemed completely in bothered, you ladies are the real heroes

 

[JerseyJade]

I've just walked through my local town, it's 5°C, feels like 2 according to Google, I'm wearing trousers and shivering, three ladies walked past wearing similar clothes to what I imagine Jade and Kaylee will later and seemed completely in bothered, you ladies are the real heroes

That's fuckin cold!

 

[ShaneoD]

I admit I felt it, they didn't seem to though

 

[JerseyJade]

I admit I felt it, they didn't seem to though

What were they... hookers?

 

[ShaneoD]

What were they... hookers?

They didn't hand out business cards, but that thing's not too common at least close to where I live, I almost sounded like my dad and said you'd have to go to Dublin for that kind of thing

 

[JerseyJade]

They didn't hand out business cards, but that thing's not too common at least close to where I live, I almost sounded like my dad and said you'd have to go to Dublin for that kind of thing

There's a prostitute who lives across the street from me, so men don't have to go too far for that.

 

[hotcpu]

There's a prostitute who lives across the street from me, so men don't have to go too far for that.

Full Service party indeed

 

[JerseyJade]

Full Service party indeed

She's a cool chic. She's told me about some of her experiences. Pretty fucking hot if you ask me.

 

[ShaneoD]

There's a prostitute who lives across the street from me, so men don't have to go too far for that.

I hate my brain for thinking like this, but do you think prostitutes tried to build up customer loyalty with excellent customer service or do they take the aldi approach and just try to and get you in and out as quickly as possible

 

[JerseyJade]

I hate my brain for thinking like this, but do you think prostitutes tried to build up customer loyalty with excellent customer service or do they take the aldi approach and just try to and get you in and out as quickly as possible

I have no idea.

 

[ShaneoD]

She's a cool chic. She's told me about some of her experiences. Pretty fucking hot if you ask me.

Wait the b****** queen of lit, is getting tips from a professional, I have to be dreaming right now.

Sorry for the stars speech to text censors your words

 

[tnman03]

Good afternoon JJ...how's life? Big plans for the football spectacle tonight?

 

[JerseyJade]

Wait the b****** queen of lit, is getting tips from a professional, I have to be dreaming right now.

Sorry for the stars speech to text censors your words

She doesn't give me tips.

 

[JerseyJade]

Good afternoon JJ...how's life? Big plans for the football spectacle tonight?

Hey, tnman. LTNS.

Yep, I'm going to a Super Bowl party tonight. It's been like 5 years since I've been to one... way too long.

 

[ShaneoD]

She doesn't give me tips.

That's how she makes her money, if we're thinking of the same tips

 

[JerseyJade]

That's how she makes her money, if we're thinking of the same tips

I thought you meant that she was giving me tips.

 

[ShaneoD]

I thought you meant that she was giving me tips.

I wasn't sure if we were playing on words.

But when you're that damn beautiful, with that figure, with those lips, and that mind, I'm guessing you really don't need any.

 

[JerseyJade]

I wasn't sure if we were playing on words.

But when you're that damn beautiful, with that figure, with those lips, and that mind, I'm guessing you really don't need any.

Aww.

 

[Nightbird]

Hey, tnman. LTNS.

Yep, I'm going to a Super Bowl party tonight. It's been like 5 years since I've been to one... way too long.

Have you decided what your wearing yet? And do we get to see pics?

 

[joclfc]

I'm guessing you're all State side by the conversation I'm from the UK, actually