Jade's World on Lit

[SirConradPeckereye]

I thought it was a peckerhead

At least you can pay attention, unlike JJ...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Lmao!

Nice picture of the back of your head dude.

My hair is short, not bald!

 

[JerseyJade]

My hair is short, not bald!

Now I know why you wear a hat.

 

[13Fantasies]

Now I know why you wear a hat.

All the polish

 

[JerseyJade]

All the polish

He wears it like a condom.

 

[13Fantasies]

He wears it like a condom.

I keep picturing that scene from The Naked Gun.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Now I know why you wear a hat.

To have a step stool for SHORT people like you!

 

[13Fantasies]

To have a step stool for SHORT people like you!

Good. Get her higher. She can look me in the eyes now

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

All the polish

That would be wwwaayyyy too much work! Reason 1 why hair is short, lazy!

 

[ShaneoD]

FIFY.

Stop bringing her mom into it, none of us want to admit that she's probably far more age appropriate for most of us

 

[JerseyJade]

Good. Get her higher. She can look me in the eyes now

If I was going to stand on PeckerHead's head, I would wear heels.

 

[JerseyJade]

Stop bringing her mom into it, none of us want to admit that she's probably far more age appropriate for most of us

OMG!

 

[13Fantasies]

If I was going to stand on PeckerHead's head, I would wear heels.

I figured that would only be if you could guarantee you were stepping on his eyes

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Good. Get her higher. She can look me in the eyes now

If the heels were like a foot high...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

If I was going to stand on PeckerHead's head, I would wear heels.

To get out of the shoes and on your knees easier, got it.

 

[ShaneoD]

OMG!

We'll call this my midlife crisis moment

 

[JerseyJade]

To get out of the shoes and on your knees easier, got it.

Keep dreamin'... or in my case... a nightmare.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Stop bringing her mom into it, none of us want to admit that she's probably far more age appropriate for most of us

#facts #damnwe'reoldpervs

 

[13Fantasies]

OMG!

Be even worse if one us showed up with her mom and recognized JJ.

 

[JerseyJade]

We'll call this my midlife crisis moment

Actually my mom would probably get a kick with some of the shit on here.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Keep dreamin'... or in my case... a nightmare.

Cuz you wouldn't be able to reach my peckereye and would feel you let me down?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Be even worse if one us showed up with her mom and recognized JJ.

OR her Mom recognized us...

 

[JerseyJade]

OR her Mom recognized us...

Keep it up PeckerHead!

 

[ShaneoD]

Actually my mom would probably get a kick with some of the shit on here.

I'll confess I thought hitting the screen button on my phone would stop a vocaroo once now my dad knows I have "a mad Scottish friend" to quote the man himself

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Keep it up PeckerHead!

Ooooo I'm soooooo scared!