Just Curious

[Ted]

Ok, now Ive read those, lets see if I got you all figured right.....

Jade, you experience a little of everything in life, very interesting and intense person. World needs more caring folks like you.
Xander, the computer nerd (?) is gonna tie the knot! Good luck my friend, hope it all works well for you.
Bushido....your NOT as I had pictured. Law enforcement? Oh shit, cops and I are like oil and water Why jump off a perfectly good ANYTHING??
Funnyguy, send me a cyborg after you get it perfected. I could sit home all day and talk to you all while my alter ego could do my work
SexyRed....Cant wait to see the pic. My softspot is for laides with red hair (although I love all you laides) Wish I could dance. Wanna teach me??
Kat, the mommy. Love Mommies You sound like a super sweetheart. I bet your an awesome mom.
Shylady, another sweet mom, with a small zoo running around her house Sounds like my house. (I have a soft spot for moms too. Lost mine at 11 days old.)
Skibum...what a life!! How do people get that life? I wanna be a beachbum, but NNNOOOOOOOO!!! Lucky bastard
Pink Petals, fellow New Englander, and insurance big wig...why is my dam insurance so high?? Just because I hit that bus full of lawyers last year....
Creamylady, a true witch. Very interesting. Id love to sit and talk with you and have you open my mind.
Bonnie, if I come to Ontario, will you deal me a winning hand every time? I just want enough money to retire
LadyChance, Dam girl!! Youve been busy A mommie who plays D&D. Thought that was a lost game anymore.
Merlin....dosent sound like you have it too bad either. Its not Skibums life, but hell, Id love to be able to travel with my job. Enjoy it my friend.
ShyGuy, Just remember your old friend Ted when you earn your first million hanging out with Bill Gates
And last but not least, Endlessly. I loved the page you posted. Very original, funny and direct. Youd be fun to hang out with. Hope the man in your life appreciates you. And yes, your very sexy.
If Ive missed anyone to this point, Im sorry. Do I have you all figured right? And if Ive pissed off anyone with this thread (they know who they are) I have just one thing to say to you.....

KISS MY SKINNY BALD WHITE AMERICAN ASS


Peace, love and joy to all.

[Edited by Ted on 07-14-2000 at 10:56 AM]

 

[DeLaine]

Wait, don't close the thread yet! Got room for one more?
I'm a career waitress--I got my first waitress job 23 years ago, when I was 14. Wouldn't want to do anything else, except maybe write bestselling novels or be a veejay on MTV.
I currently work at a Chili's (I want my baby back, baby back.....).

I'm divorced (first marriage lasted 11 years)and I have three kids, 14, 10, and 8. I'm getting married in October to my man of five years. He's younger than me and has no children of his own, so we'll be starting the baby-making right away. (Wish me luck--not exactly a spring chicken anymore!)

 

[Bushido71XS]

Law Enforcement

Wadda ya want a get out of jail free card????

Ted, I mostly do training( CQB and Hostage Rescue).
As far as jumping, I haven't done any of it since about 1996, those damn chineys and my knees just don't get along since I had the right one replaced.

And who says Law Enforcement can't get stiff?
That ain't a baton in my pocket

 

[SimplySouthern]

Cops...up against the car and spread 'em.

Take it from a woman who fondly remembers...cops...OH YEAH!

 

[April]

Bushido, are you familiar with a book called "Surviving Hostage Situations"? The author is Robert K. Spear, and it's illustrated by Victor Brice. Just curious what you think of it.

 

[Endlessly]

LOL!

No man in my life, though there is an eight year old at my church who thinks he's in love with me. He evn mowed lawns to buy me an X-men comic book, special edition. *small giggle*

Actually.. For the first time in six months.. I have a DATE tomorrow. And it's going to be to go see the X-men movie (second time for both of us).. And for the first time in my LIFE it's with a Christian guy.

I mean.. He's ten or so years older than me, recently divorced and with two kids.. But he's cute and I take what I can get. *L*

 

[ShyGuy68]

Cops...up against the car and spread 'em.

Take it from a woman who fondly remembers...cops...OH YEAH!

Hmmm would love to try that in a roleplaying game, being the cop that orderes SimplySouthern up against the car, and give her a bodysearch out of the orfinary!


ShyGuy

 

[SimplySouthern]

Oh my....indeed ShyGuy...I think I can pencil you in!

You bring the cuffs!