Just sayin'...

[Shankara20]

 

[cookiecat]

 

[gracie920101]

Wtf?

 

[Acktion]

Boobs make everything better.

Hang on... is that a pair of white shoes?

 

[Acktion]

Wait. What the actual fuck?

 

[Shankara20]

Just sayin'...

 

[Shankara20]

 

[Shankara20]

"I have officially run out of enough serenity to accept the things I cannot change.

There’s simply just not enough fucking serenity to be had at this point.

Maybe this is a supply chain thing too, I don’t know."


Seen on Twitter and I find very relatable...

 

[Acktion]

 

[gracie920101]

Oh I hope there's video!

 

[cascadiabound]

"I have officially run out of enough serenity to accept the things I cannot change.

There’s simply just not enough fucking serenity to be had at this point.

Maybe this is a supply chain thing too, I don’t know."


Seen on Twitter and I find very relatable...

I had exactly the same thought when I saw this in my feed today too.

 

[gracie920101]

 

[Shankara20]

 

[Acktion]

 

[gracie920101]

 

[gracie920101]

 

[Shankara20]

 

[Acktion]

 

[Acktion]

 

[cookiecat]

 

[Acktion]

So, I got the "Fire in the Hole" burger at a nearby bar and grill.

Wait. This ain't going where you think it is.

It was basically a "gourmet" hamburger with peppers. And okay, it was hot enough to give me head sweat. And good enough I told my ass to "suck it up, buttercup" when it threatened to pay me back in a couple of hours.

Seriously, wait. This ain't going where you are thinking. 'Twasn't my asshole that shoulda been worried.

So, we get home. I push her back on the bed and kneel between her legs, slipping her panties out from under that short skirt. And as the old Quiet Riot tune says, "I went to kiss her lips, not the ones on her face." And gave her a rimshot for good measure before she called "Red!"

Yup. "Fire in the hole!" indeed.

Apparently, capsaicin tends to cling to the tongue.

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

Lol!

 

[gracie920101]

 

[Shankara20]

 

[Acktion]

When they mention "the sauce," do you remember Grey Poupon?