Just sayin'...

[melimelissa]

sounds like just the thing
to do to liven up weekends
and bring enjoyment

Méli

 

[LustyScribe]

She clawed, drew his blood.
He thrust, drew her pleasure out.
Both claimed victory.

 

[Acktion]

 

[melimelissa]

 

[Acktion]

 

[melimelissa]

 

[Dreamliner]

, I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, “Nothing.”

The reason I said “nothing” instead of saying “just thinking” is because she then would have asked, “About what?” At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn’t really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.” But you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”

I rest my case. Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.

 

[thefishfryer]

, I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, “Nothing.”

The reason I said “nothing” instead of saying “just thinking” is because she then would have asked, “About what?” At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn’t really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.” But you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”

I rest my case. Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.

I would agree if it were not for the fact that there are thousands of videos show guys being kicked in the balls by women. If it's out there the must be an target audience for it.

I think it was Phyllis Diller, who when asked what the pain of childbirth was like by an interviewer, said hold onto your top lip very tightly, and now pull it over your head.

 

[Dreamliner]

The bottle of wine

 

[Older_Pervert]

The bottle of wine

Brilliant!

 

[thefishfryer]

The bottle of wine

Too funny

 

[Dreamliner]

 

[melimelissa]

 

[Dreamliner]

 

[Acktion]

 

[Dreamliner]

 

[Dreamliner]

You laugh Bd!......huh, walk over to the BDSM or Shibari thread, there are some that will sort you out!

 

[melimelissa]

I just thought you guys
would like the answer to an
age old mystery

Méli

 

[Artfan2]

I just thought you guys
would like the answer to an
age old mystery

Méli

I'll be thinking about that the next time I see a girl wearing panties with flowers.

 

[melimelissa]

 

[Acktion]

 

[Dreamliner]

 

[Dreamliner]

 

[Acktion]

 

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