I don't think I've done my kinkiest thing yet
Then maybe you should simplify things and just do me!
Kinkiest thing u have done?
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Then maybe you should simplify things and just do me!
Can I watch, join in, just stand there masturbating?
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Public sex
Me and a old GF went to a pro football game in which she had me wear a trenchcoat, which I thought was wierd since she was wearing a little skirt. Midway through the second half she asked to cuddle in the coat with me. I was standing behind her and we were against the railing on the second level. She started rubbing her ass against me when she leaned back and whisphered in my ear...Fuck me...I of course said okay lets go....she laughed and unzipped my pants pulling me out.....I was dumbfounded till I felt my cock against her opening. didn't take me long to bury my cock into her....we went slow as to not get caught...but our pace kept speeding up....her head was back her mouth against my neck kiss and biting as I could feel her right at the edge....she moaned oh fuck ...condom as she came hard...her pussy got so tight and it was milking me so hard that I exploded too just as I realized she meant we forgot to put on a condom. We let quickly and she had cum running down her legs....but that didn't stop us from many more hours of hot sex....
Me and a old GF went to a pro football game in which she had me wear a trenchcoat, which I thought was wierd since she was wearing a little skirt. Midway through the second half she asked to cuddle in the coat with me. I was standing behind her and we were against the railing on the second level. She started rubbing her ass against me when she leaned back and whisphered in my ear...Fuck me...I of course said okay lets go....she laughed and unzipped my pants pulling me out.....I was dumbfounded till I felt my cock against her opening. didn't take me long to bury my cock into her....we went slow as to not get caught...but our pace kept speeding up....her head was back her mouth against my neck kiss and biting as I could feel her right at the edge....she moaned oh fuck ...condom as she came hard...her pussy got so tight and it was milking me so hard that I exploded too just as I realized she meant we forgot to put on a condom. We let quickly and she had cum running down her legs....but that didn't stop us from many more hours of hot sex....
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Kinky hmmmm. I went to a couple fetish clubs with a kinked out friend. The after hours parties were more interesting. Licking icing, whipped cream, strawberries off a gorgeous live "kake". I fucked my kinked out friend in a semi public place at one of these parties whilst flogging her as she licked some dudes boots.
As to naughty stuff. Uh, When I was rather young a good friends gf seduced me. I say seduced but really she just gave off all the signals my clueless ass needed to figure out what was what. We started hanging out together and soon it was full on. She gave me my first blow job to completion. It would be another 10 years before anyone else could come close. Anyhow my friends found out and I was persona non grata. We kept it up and when I went to work up north tree planting she followed. I got a job right away but she stayed in the massive tree planter camp waiting to get picked up by some planting company. When I got my first time off 10 days later I went to visit her. She'd gained this reputation around the camp as a slut. I didn't blame her. She was alone in a strange place (strange town and the tree planting camp where people were looking for work was 500 strong. Maybe 10 women in the entire camp...) and looking back on it I might have tried harder to get her on with the company I went with. Anyhow we went to her tent and had some raunchy loud sloppy seconds sex while peeps walked by all around us. I went back to work and she went home unable to find work. It didn't pan out after that.
I jumped a chick from Denmark in the mezzanine of a Hostel in Australia while people walked by all around. We were drunk and horny after a night out to some of Adelaides "more free" (read: shitty) nightclubs. Looked all around the hostel for a place to fuck and there were people sleeping on the roof so it was chock a block. So we decided to fuck in a dim corner while people walked by on the way to their rooms. Got more than one comment about my pasty white ass.
I guess telling my neighbour (whom I'd just met) that I wanted to fuck her and then proceeding to do so not 5 minutes later might not qualify as naughty but it sure was hot!!
I'm sure there is more but I can't think of anything now off the top of my head.
Thanks for the good read. Some of these posts are total JO log fodder.
As to naughty stuff. Uh, When I was rather young a good friends gf seduced me. I say seduced but really she just gave off all the signals my clueless ass needed to figure out what was what. We started hanging out together and soon it was full on. She gave me my first blow job to completion. It would be another 10 years before anyone else could come close. Anyhow my friends found out and I was persona non grata. We kept it up and when I went to work up north tree planting she followed. I got a job right away but she stayed in the massive tree planter camp waiting to get picked up by some planting company. When I got my first time off 10 days later I went to visit her. She'd gained this reputation around the camp as a slut. I didn't blame her. She was alone in a strange place (strange town and the tree planting camp where people were looking for work was 500 strong. Maybe 10 women in the entire camp...) and looking back on it I might have tried harder to get her on with the company I went with. Anyhow we went to her tent and had some raunchy loud sloppy seconds sex while peeps walked by all around us. I went back to work and she went home unable to find work. It didn't pan out after that.
I jumped a chick from Denmark in the mezzanine of a Hostel in Australia while people walked by all around. We were drunk and horny after a night out to some of Adelaides "more free" (read: shitty) nightclubs. Looked all around the hostel for a place to fuck and there were people sleeping on the roof so it was chock a block. So we decided to fuck in a dim corner while people walked by on the way to their rooms. Got more than one comment about my pasty white ass.
I guess telling my neighbour (whom I'd just met) that I wanted to fuck her and then proceeding to do so not 5 minutes later might not qualify as naughty but it sure was hot!!
I'm sure there is more but I can't think of anything now off the top of my head.
Thanks for the good read. Some of these posts are total JO log fodder.
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A reverse gangbang, helped a friend out when she was in a real bind by giving her a place to stay for a couple of months, I refused any board then after two months she had sorted things out.
Came home the day before she was due to move out and she had seven of her girlfriends there...thank goodness I was fit at 22..would kill me now.
Only other that might count as kinky was when I was 16(and in my country legal) a friend and me 'gatecrashed ' a neighbours party...as you do, except this was a sex party...talk about a steep learning curve ...bloodly brilliant- amongst the best 3 hours of my life.
Came home the day before she was due to move out and she had seven of her girlfriends there...thank goodness I was fit at 22..would kill me now.
Only other that might count as kinky was when I was 16(and in my country legal) a friend and me 'gatecrashed ' a neighbours party...as you do, except this was a sex party...talk about a steep learning curve ...bloodly brilliant- amongst the best 3 hours of my life.
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had sex on the break wall around the marina... boats going by... fishermen fishing off the end of the wall... the risk of being seen was most exciting!!!!
copy/paste from a wierdest punishment thread on another board, quite a bit smaller than this one, that I participate in. I think ... yeah, it's up there with the kinkiest stuff I've ever done.
This is an easy one to answer. I still pat myself on my back grinning mischievously as I think about it.
We were talking on the phone and she said a couple of things to tease me, and I said she's going to get punished for it the next time I get my hands on her. She told me "Yeah, right" and that she was certain I would forget by the weekend. And it's true. I always forget these things. My memory is my biggest weakness, but little did she know I was in full planning and prep mindset at the time, had a notepad on hand in case I had an idea, and after the call wrote down that she needed to be punished, for what, and then spent days refining how I was going to do it within our boundaries, and this time maybe push them a bit.
Friday after work she drove straight to my place and we did our whole intense "hey there, missed you, come here, stand there, take of your clothes, put this on, " and so forth thing which ended with her gagged and cummed in in the shower about 20 minutes later. I double checked dinner, which was done, put it on simmer and went to the bathroom. Everything was steamed up.
"I've got a surprise for you. I remember your prideful little tease the other day."
"HMM?"
I reached past the curtain and turned off the shower, then slid to curtain to the side.
"I said I remember your prideful little tease the other day. You know, I just couldn't let that one go."
I love the look she got when she saw my Mr. Serious face. I suppose I'm a bit of a voyeur. Sometimes I just love to take in something visually and her with shampoo foam on her had that was sliding down her body, her holding on to her shoulders trying to keep herself warm as the contrast between the cold air and the very hot water hit her, oh man, these things I never forget.
I took a hold of her upper arm, my hand being ice cold compared to her hot and wet skin, and slid it up her arm, her shoulder, her neck, deep into her hair and held on tight.
"Down, down... down."
The shower is a bit elevated, about the height of a step, two steps if you count the wall of the basin. I placed on of my legs inside the shower with her.
"Now, I've got something to tell you, and while I do you better not stop rubbing your pussy on my leg."
With me still holding on to her hair, her using her hands to balance herself on the sides of the shower, she squatted and did as she was told. Enjoying this little interruption quite a bit, too.
"I know you like it when guys flirt with you and you know I don't care when they do. You know I don't get jealous, because I know I can trust you and you know that I trust you. So, what I don't understand is why, first of all, you boasted about these three guys hitting on you the other day, and then, why you would tell me what a good dancer one of them was or how good they looked. Are you trying to make me jealous or are you just that prideful? It's the latter, isn't it? Your proud of being a tease, aren't you?"
And with that she gave me that sad puppy look that's so incredibly fake and over the top that I really had to restrain myself from laughing out loud and keep on my Mr. Serious face. I KNEW she would do that and with it she played right into my little plan.
Slowly, because the basin was very slippery and I didn't want her to lose her balance, I forced her head towards my leg, pressed it against my leg, leaned forward and used my other hand to pet up and down her soapy back.
"Aww, poor sad puppy. I'm not being mean to you, am I? You're not scared, are you? Not yet anyways. You know what I do with poor sad puppies? I'll tell you what, I'm going to give you a choice now. Something to show me that you're not actually as full of yourself as you made it seem the other day. You can either spend the rest of this evening with your tongue up my ass or my cock up yours. I'm going to make sure you're not going to have a single orgasm all night. Your pussy isn't going to feel even a hint of attention..."
A whimper, lovely. Just lovely.
"... OR... you can show me what a scared little puppy you really are. Do you know what scared little puppies do? They have no control over themselves, they don't know the concept of decency. They're little filthy animals, cute, but filthy, not a hint of pride in them, and when they're scared their bladder just lets go."
I pulled her hair to have her look at my face and saw she didn't understand what I meant. Or maybe she did, but couldn't believe I meant that. We never really played around with water sports, barely ever talked about it, but also never made it a limit. I had to be clearer for her to understand.
"It's your choice. You can either pee on my leg now or spent the rest of night frustrated for your little attempt to get a rise out of me." I let a minute pass and she didn't make a sound, or a move other than slowly rubbing her pussy on my leg. I made as if to get my leg out but one of her hands shot forward and held on to it. She pressed her head against my leg, closed her eyes and looked down to the side. I felt warmness stream down my lower leg and my foot.
"Good girl. Look at me." She was turning red. Such a heartwarming sight. I gave her a soapy kiss on her forehead, wiped my mouth and told her to now clean the filth she made. There was a big part in me that wanted to say - with your tongue - but that would have gone to far. No reason to go overboard.
I gave her a pleasurable reward for it, and we had a great evening and night. We talked about it, of course, about her side of the experience. The part about it that was humiliating, and very much so, but not in a bad way, wasn't what she was doing, but that she was turned on by what she was doing that got to her so. She was very surprised by how much it turned her on. Humiliation play was also a boundary we hadn't touched upon back then and since things came up and we saw each other only very rarely on the last half year of our relationship we never really got a chance to expand on it and see where it would lead us. Considering her reaction I'm not even sure if it was humiliation play.
It's definitely the weirdest punishment I've ever given though. I mean, the thought of being peed on as a punishment is one that would be obvious in my mind. Being punished by having to pee on someone else though, I really dug that reverse and I'm glad it worked out the way it did.
This is an easy one to answer. I still pat myself on my back grinning mischievously as I think about it.
We were talking on the phone and she said a couple of things to tease me, and I said she's going to get punished for it the next time I get my hands on her. She told me "Yeah, right" and that she was certain I would forget by the weekend. And it's true. I always forget these things. My memory is my biggest weakness, but little did she know I was in full planning and prep mindset at the time, had a notepad on hand in case I had an idea, and after the call wrote down that she needed to be punished, for what, and then spent days refining how I was going to do it within our boundaries, and this time maybe push them a bit.
Friday after work she drove straight to my place and we did our whole intense "hey there, missed you, come here, stand there, take of your clothes, put this on, " and so forth thing which ended with her gagged and cummed in in the shower about 20 minutes later. I double checked dinner, which was done, put it on simmer and went to the bathroom. Everything was steamed up.
"I've got a surprise for you. I remember your prideful little tease the other day."
"HMM?"
I reached past the curtain and turned off the shower, then slid to curtain to the side.
"I said I remember your prideful little tease the other day. You know, I just couldn't let that one go."
I love the look she got when she saw my Mr. Serious face. I suppose I'm a bit of a voyeur. Sometimes I just love to take in something visually and her with shampoo foam on her had that was sliding down her body, her holding on to her shoulders trying to keep herself warm as the contrast between the cold air and the very hot water hit her, oh man, these things I never forget.
I took a hold of her upper arm, my hand being ice cold compared to her hot and wet skin, and slid it up her arm, her shoulder, her neck, deep into her hair and held on tight.
"Down, down... down."
The shower is a bit elevated, about the height of a step, two steps if you count the wall of the basin. I placed on of my legs inside the shower with her.
"Now, I've got something to tell you, and while I do you better not stop rubbing your pussy on my leg."
With me still holding on to her hair, her using her hands to balance herself on the sides of the shower, she squatted and did as she was told. Enjoying this little interruption quite a bit, too.
"I know you like it when guys flirt with you and you know I don't care when they do. You know I don't get jealous, because I know I can trust you and you know that I trust you. So, what I don't understand is why, first of all, you boasted about these three guys hitting on you the other day, and then, why you would tell me what a good dancer one of them was or how good they looked. Are you trying to make me jealous or are you just that prideful? It's the latter, isn't it? Your proud of being a tease, aren't you?"
And with that she gave me that sad puppy look that's so incredibly fake and over the top that I really had to restrain myself from laughing out loud and keep on my Mr. Serious face. I KNEW she would do that and with it she played right into my little plan.
Slowly, because the basin was very slippery and I didn't want her to lose her balance, I forced her head towards my leg, pressed it against my leg, leaned forward and used my other hand to pet up and down her soapy back.
"Aww, poor sad puppy. I'm not being mean to you, am I? You're not scared, are you? Not yet anyways. You know what I do with poor sad puppies? I'll tell you what, I'm going to give you a choice now. Something to show me that you're not actually as full of yourself as you made it seem the other day. You can either spend the rest of this evening with your tongue up my ass or my cock up yours. I'm going to make sure you're not going to have a single orgasm all night. Your pussy isn't going to feel even a hint of attention..."
A whimper, lovely. Just lovely.
"... OR... you can show me what a scared little puppy you really are. Do you know what scared little puppies do? They have no control over themselves, they don't know the concept of decency. They're little filthy animals, cute, but filthy, not a hint of pride in them, and when they're scared their bladder just lets go."
I pulled her hair to have her look at my face and saw she didn't understand what I meant. Or maybe she did, but couldn't believe I meant that. We never really played around with water sports, barely ever talked about it, but also never made it a limit. I had to be clearer for her to understand.
"It's your choice. You can either pee on my leg now or spent the rest of night frustrated for your little attempt to get a rise out of me." I let a minute pass and she didn't make a sound, or a move other than slowly rubbing her pussy on my leg. I made as if to get my leg out but one of her hands shot forward and held on to it. She pressed her head against my leg, closed her eyes and looked down to the side. I felt warmness stream down my lower leg and my foot.
"Good girl. Look at me." She was turning red. Such a heartwarming sight. I gave her a soapy kiss on her forehead, wiped my mouth and told her to now clean the filth she made. There was a big part in me that wanted to say - with your tongue - but that would have gone to far. No reason to go overboard.
I gave her a pleasurable reward for it, and we had a great evening and night. We talked about it, of course, about her side of the experience. The part about it that was humiliating, and very much so, but not in a bad way, wasn't what she was doing, but that she was turned on by what she was doing that got to her so. She was very surprised by how much it turned her on. Humiliation play was also a boundary we hadn't touched upon back then and since things came up and we saw each other only very rarely on the last half year of our relationship we never really got a chance to expand on it and see where it would lead us. Considering her reaction I'm not even sure if it was humiliation play.
It's definitely the weirdest punishment I've ever given though. I mean, the thought of being peed on as a punishment is one that would be obvious in my mind. Being punished by having to pee on someone else though, I really dug that reverse and I'm glad it worked out the way it did.
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I don't know if this is kinky or just plain slutty, but when I was about 22 I sucked off two guys at the same time. At first I alternated back and forth, then, (I guess just to prove to myself I could do it) I took both cocks in my mouth at the same time.
They were a little weirded-out about it at first, but we all had a pretty good time for the next few hours.
They were a little weirded-out about it at first, but we all had a pretty good time for the next few hours.
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Definitely kinky and slutty.....wished I had met you 20 years ago....
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I don't know if this is kinky or just plain slutty, but when I was about 22 I sucked off two guys at the same time. At first I alternated back and forth, then, (I guess just to prove to myself I could do it) I took both cocks in my mouth at the same time.
They were a little weirded-out about it at first, but we all had a pretty good time for the next few hours.
This may not necessarily qualify as kinky, but my wife and I were returning from the local casino one night. I'd had her undo her bra before we hit the highway so that while we were buzzing along at 90 mph, I was fondling, caressing and pinching those lovelies, getting her more turned as we went along. She eventually pushed her jeans to the well of the seat and had me stroke her off as the speedometer hit 100 mph. I squirmed more in my seat with a hard on that was just aching for attention. After she proceeded to scream out her orgasm, she turned my rock hard penis into a traveling lollipop which caused me to slow down to about 60 mph, and then punch the accelerator as I just exploded into her mouth for the first time. Surprised her. Surprised me. Surprised the cop we went cruising by at 80 mph. Fortunately, he was snoozing. I, on the other hand, was pleasantly spent and my wife remained naked the entire 2 hour trip home exposing herself to people and truckers as we drove by. Truckers enjoyed it. Guy from Indiana almost ran off the road.
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First thing that cums to mind was years ago when I ate a fresh creampie during a wild mmmf night, and not all of it was mine.
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wow intersting.. hot
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Masterbate (and actually got off) in the bathroom at work when there were a lot of other people in there.
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