Kinkiest thing your wife has done

She will occasionally fuck my ass, using one of the dildos from our collection of increasing sizes. Our latest and largest is also my favorite because it resembles in size and shape my friend's very big cock. She wouldn't believe that it was possible to deep throat a cock of this size until I proved to her that I could by completely swallowing it. Now, at my instigation, she forces it down my throat before fucking me anally with it.

Sounds fantastic.
 
Missingout That is damn hot REAL thing that your wife done. Luky you for being able to talk to your wife about something like that and then having her do it. AND with your permission. I have said this before on here We men are SSOOO luky to have in our lives the women that "love" us enough to do some of the things we perves cum up with.
 
My wife is extremely vanilla. The kinkiest thing we've ever done (over 10 years ago now) is she let me tit fuck her. *sighs*
 
My wife is extremely vanilla. The kinkiest thing we've ever done (over 10 years ago now) is she let me tit fuck her. *sighs*

I get to titfuck the better half every now and then (Usually when she's drunk) really sexy.

My wife is quite vanilla as well, but on two different occasions I did get a rimjob off her (yes, very drunk to do that for me;))
 
Before we were married, she allowed me to watch her and her older sister try on clothes in a department store's dressing room. That activity led to them coming back to my apartment, where, before they started drinking wine, had an hour's long lick and suck fest.

After we were married, she had the same sister suck my dick in order for the sister to live with us while her apartment was being repaired. She also had the sister lick her at least once daily.

You are a lucky guy, this has been a fantasy of mine to have my sister in law join us in bed, it's never gonna happen but it's a great fantasy.
 
My wife's pretty boring.

Since we've been married she has:

Let me watch her masturbate -- once.
Agreed to a facial -- one time and said "There. Are you happy?"
Let me rim her a few times.
Given my rim a few cursory licks.
Let me use a vibrator on her once -- for a minute before saying. "OK We did it. I don't like it."
Blew me twice while driving.
Fingered my ass and tried to put a vibe in it once.

Basically, she didn't initiate any of those things and only did them to "accommodate" me.

Pretty awesome, huh?

You're not alone :(
 
Looks like there are some pretty fantastic wives out there.. and some clunkers...
Yay for you and my heart goes out to you...

but keep the stories coming...:)
 
Boring? You don't know how lucky you are....

My wife's pretty boring.

Since we've been married she has:

Let me watch her masturbate -- once.
Agreed to a facial -- one time and said "There. Are you happy?"
Let me rim her a few times.
Given my rim a few cursory licks.
Let me use a vibrator on her once -- for a minute before saying. "OK We did it. I don't like it."
Blew me twice while driving.
Fingered my ass and tried to put a vibe in it once.

Basically, she didn't initiate any of those things and only did them to "accommodate" me.

Pretty awesome, huh?
 
It's one of those things that drives me crazy. Imagine you are a wife with a good husband who loves you, provides for you, is a good father, faithful, the whole thing. And you know he wants more than the same old, plain old, vanilla sex.

Why wouldn't you throw him a bone? Why wouldn't you find some little thing you could do for him? I'm not suggesting you should endure pain, unless that's your thing. Or humiliation, unless it's your thing. Or involve third, fourth or fifth parties, unless that's your thing. Or risk of disease or arrest or public exposure.

But why wouldn't you jerk him off or blow him a few times a week? Or ask him to jerk off and whisper dirty words in his ear? Or let him watch you diddle yourself?

It's great that there are these nympho wives who don't worry about STDs, rape, losing their jobs. It's great that their are super-kinky wives who can deep-throat a salami or take it up their ass or who use every toy in the "adult superstore".

But it would be wonderful if a few regular ladies would extend the slightest additional effort in the area of intimacy for the men who love them and for whom they are the only sexual option.

Nah, this is crazy talk.
 
She sucked me off in a cinema when she was 22. We used to have sex in our back garden late at night.

More recently she fucked me with an 11" black strapon.

Not much recently because we're quite stressed...
 
Based on the posts here, quite a few things we've done would be considered kinky.

In the past week:
Anal
Vaginal while she had a mid-sized anal plug in
Oral
Masturbating while I used a small g-spot vibe on her (yes, she sometimes squirts)
She wore a very short dress with no underwear while we drove around town
She came into the bedroom wearing a coat and boots, then showed me that was all she had on.


A few years ago: when the news came of the Atlanta Olympics bombing, we were on the couch. At that moment, I was plowing her ass while she had a cucumber in her pussy.

More old stories from the car: hand jobs, blow jobs, and once she rode me RCG. She steered while I handled the other controls.

Once in Regeneburg, Germany, we were walking to a fest. We came to a bridge over the Danube (Donau) River and noticed a walking path along the river. We went into the shadows about 100 feet from the bridge. She pulled her pants around her knees and I took her from behind. After, we proceeded across the bridge to the fest just across the river..
 
My ex wife seduced and fucked her father when she was 19.

Tried to seduce her uncle when she was 26, but without success.

Whoooooooaaaaaa....What the fuck? I don't know if I should ask why did you ever marry this one or why did you ever let her go?
 
Allowed me to watch her make love to her girlfriend, I will never forget sitting on the couch while she takes out her gf breasts and starts teasing her nipples.
Some months later graduated to full on threesome that was kinky
 
A while ago now, but does sneaking off to have bastards aborted count?:rolleyes:
 
Mine is not what you would call 'kinky'. I do remember one time she put her knickers on my head while we 'tested out' a new mattress.
 
The kinkiest thing my wife has done, was before we met. At a party, she went to a bedroom with a guy she knew and a guy she didn't know and let them take turns fucking her. Oh how I wish she would do that again.
 
Sucking and fucking my best friend. While I got to watch. Then slide into her hot pussy right after he finished.
 
Kinkiest thing I ever did was going to a sex club with my husband, and he fucked me in front of a whole roomful of people.
 
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