Kitty

[Nina327]

It...

I just...


*sighs and pulls the gun from the holster* I don't usually dress up for Halloween, and so this was all they had left...

*pulls the trigger with a sad click*

It doesn't even take caps.

*kicks the ground*

*then blinks*

Wait, what?

--bites lip much much harder stifling a snicker or three-


-pats his poor toy-


-coughs, composes self-

Oh.... nothing, nothing at all.


We should work on getting you a respectable upgrade.

-nods-

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

--bites lip much much harder stifling a snicker or three-


-pats his poor toy-


-coughs, composes self-

Oh.... nothing, nothing at all.


We should work on getting you a respectable upgrade.

-nods-

*eyes wide, nods quickly*

Like a... a shotgun?

Or!

A machine gun?

Rat-a-tat-tat!

 

[Nina327]

*eyes wide, nods quickly*

Like a... a shotgun?

Or!

A machine gun?

Rat-a-tat-tat!

-snort-cough-choke-gasp-giggle-


Y... .. yes.. . ...

And a helmet so you dont hurt yourself.

More appropriate.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

-snort-cough-choke-gasp-giggle-


Y... .. yes.. . ...

And a helmet so you dont hurt yourself.

More appropriate.

*gasp!*

It's my squirrel army!

 

[Nina327]

*gasp!*

It's my squirrel army!

-looks at thread title and list of personal nicknames-


perhaps that's why I like you.


You have a whole army of squeak toys.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

-looks at thread title and list of personal nicknames-


perhaps that's why I like you.


You have a whole army of squeak toys.

*leans close and whispers*

They're who I send in to take out people that... annoy me.


Cause squirrels, they're fucking everywhere!

*nods sagely*

 

[Nina327]

*leans close and whispers*

They're who I send in to take out people that... annoy me.


Cause squirrels, they're fucking everywhere!

*nods sagely*

-smirks-


Well, I'm taking one.


A fuzzy little squeak toy will be perfect in the bath.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

-smirks-


Well, I'm taking one.


A fuzzy little squeak toy will be perfect in the bath.

Oh.

Well I can let you have that.

*nodnod*

And even if his eyes look a little.. reflecty, you can rest assured that they are not little cameras I'm watching you with.

You know.. in case you worried about that at all.

 

[Nina327]

-refrains from pulling an Ozzy-

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

-refrains from pulling an Ozzy-

Nooo!

They taste awful!

 

[Nina327]

Nooo!

They taste awful!

-flicks water at him-

And they're boney as hell too!

But Their tails are useful.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

wanders by to hug a Twin before retreating to my quiet place

 

[Miss_Vivi]

wanders by to hug a Twin before retreating to my quiet place

tacklehugs and noms a beautiful wolf before letting her retreat

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

tacklehugs and noms a beautiful wolf before letting her retreat

hugs her tight tight tight, kisses her nose, her chin, her temple...whispers three words in her ear...and poofs.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

-flicks water at him-

And they're boney as hell too!

But Their tails are useful.

*slaps his hand down in the water with a laugh*

 

[Miss_Vivi]

hugs her tight tight tight, kisses her nose, her chin, her temple...whispers three words in her ear...and poofs.

She poofs and I fall to the floor in a happy, melty, crazygirl heap.

 

[Nina327]

wanders by to hug a Twin before retreating to my quiet place

-hugs tight, tight, tight-

*slaps his hand down in the water with a laugh*

-ACK-

 

[Liplovinman]

what did I start, and why didn't I know it?

 

[Miss_Vivi]

what did I start, and why didn't I know it?

3 months later.

still this might be my favorite thread ever.
What a mess.

 

[Nina327]

Demons!
I See Demons!

er... what's new about that?

 

[Nina327]

I was just sayin'...

-Makes note-

Any other symptoms?

 

[Nina327]

Um...I find myself easily distracted by luscious, curvy legs, and I'm wet almost constantly.
That and the urge to eat entire loaves of rye bread.
WITH caraway seeds.

all you said was you're a jewish lesbian with a fully functional libido.

They are not symptoms they're blessings.

-nods-

 

[MTPersson]

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