Ladies, pretend I’m blind. How would you describe your vaginas?

[Apisto42]

So just to sum up the research: this place is populated by airbrushed with cum, cavernous, roast beef, blue waffles and angel lady bits.

Who all have a twisted sense of humor.

 

[IhateClowns]

So just to sum up the research: this place is populated by airbrushed with cum, cavernous, roast beef, blue waffles and angel lady bits.

Who all have a twisted sense of humor.

Apparently so. The ladies here are very honest. I now have a clear visual understanding of what each lady’s money shot looks like.

 

[Apisto42]

I think I’m going to go down to the cafeteria now and get a roast beef with mustard and maybe a waffle.

 

[Farawyn]

*signs my name on the roster for further studies*

 

[IhateClowns]

I just wanted Rainshine to know I had a Blue Waffle nightmare last night.

 

[Lia Monde]

Wet, warm, welcoming and willing. Except when I'm in a foul mood, then "Abandon all hope ye who enter here."

 

[IhateClowns]

Wet, warm, welcoming and willing. Except when I'm in a foul mood, then "Abandon all hope ye who enter here."

Do you have a built in hook and just put the sign up, or is it just a continuous leg lock type of situation?

 

[IhateClowns]

I’m always willing to learn more about the part of the body. You can’t get enough information. I am sure the vagina keeps evolving. Is everyone bare now? Has the Epilady stock sky rocketed over the past few years?

 

[NaughtyPartyGirl]

Lonely and neglected by everyone but the owner.

 

[IhateClowns]

Lonely and neglected by everyone but the owner.

What a sad vagina it must be. At least the owner feeds and waters it.

 

[NaughtyPartyGirl]

What a sad vagina it must be. At least the owner feeds and waters it.

I do give it tender loving care, but it could use a little more fertilizer from time to time!

 

[IhateClowns]

I do give it tender loving care, but it could use a little more fertilizer from time to time!

Like Chia seeds?

 

[IhateClowns]

Nah. Covid saw to retro vag. According to my waxer, pubes are “in.”

My teeth!!! See what I did there?

So how much pubes? Like a tuft or a sweater vest?

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Nah. Covid saw to retro vag. According to my waxer, pubes are “in.”

Well, that’s good news for me. Of course, I mean, red hair is kinda cool, right?

 

[IhateClowns]

Looks down.
Well. I can still see my feet…

… “trimmed, but soft, waxed lips and butt strip.”
-Shannon the waxer.

Unfortunately for me when I look down all I see is a nose peeking out of the hedges.

Butt strip? A peach on a peach?

 

[Mr_bogey]

I’m always willing to learn more about the part of the body. You can’t get enough information. I am sure the vagina keeps evolving. Is everyone bare now? Has the Epilady stock sky rocketed over the past few years?

Have you not heard the news? Covid brought back the bush. Furburgers are everywhere. #BushisBackBaby

 

[IhateClowns]

Have you not heard the news? Covid brought back the bush. Furburgers are everywhere. #BushisBackBaby

I have learned through this thread that women of lot love their vagina being called fur burgers. No wonder you have so many crushes. I like calling them hatchet wounds. That’s probably why I very seldom got private messages. That’s why this thread was started. So I can learn from my mistakes.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Well, that’s good news for me. Of course, I mean, red hair is kinda cool, right?

Ahhh, the firebush! Like finding a unicorn in the wild...a true treasure.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Well I had my vajazzle appointment earlier today so mine is all sparkly right now. I didn’t want to go totally bare so I had a pube braiding down each side. In the centre is a complex design of tiny diamanté studs with a sapphire heart in the middle. It is really pretty and if you can read braille, the design reads “enter here”.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I remember seeing Magda's boobs in There's Something About Mary and not ever thinking of them again until this thread.

I feel sorry for the ladies who lasered and are no longer part of the retro-vag collective. It is minimally warmer in winter. Good thing, too, with all these freak weather events.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I have learned through this thread that women of lot love their vagina being called fur burgers. No wonder you have so many crushes. I like calling them hatchet wounds. That’s probably why I very seldom got private messages. That’s why this thread was started. So I can learn from my mistakes.

Very different from hatchet wounds. You don't eat hatchet wounds. I don't know too many guys that don't love burgers.

 

[IhateClowns]

Well I had my vajazzle appointment earlier today so mine is all sparkly right now. I didn’t want to go totally bare so I had a pube braiding down each side. In the centre is a complex design of tiny diamanté studs with a sapphire heart in the middle. It is really pretty and if you can read braille, the design reads “enter here”.

Your vagina sounds like it would sell out on the home shopping channel. Does that still exist? I can just imagine a lady pointing out al the details with her red manicured nails. Sell out in seconds.

 

[IhateClowns]

I remember seeing Magda's boobs in There's Something About Mary and not ever thinking of them again until this thread.

I feel sorry for the ladies who lasered and are no longer part of the retro-vag collective. It is minimally warmer in winter. Good thing, too, with all these freak weather events.

Lasting your vadge seems very risky. Especially when a cat is nearby.

 

[IhateClowns]

Very different from hatchet wounds. You don't eat hatchet wounds. I don't know too many guys that don't love burgers.

I see your point. Then again I don’t go down on women unless it reminds me of Gary Carter’s mitt.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Very different from hatchet wounds. You don't eat hatchet wounds. I don't know too many guys that don't love burgers.

You've never used your face as a human bandaid?