Last words spoken out loud with no one around

[BeautifulShadows18]

How does that rhyme go? I see the moon, the moon sees me? Or I hope the moon sees me?

 

[TongueLust]

Now why are you going to show me your gun and holster. Mother Fucker!

 

[_valkyrie_]

"Are you a numbskull all the time or are doubling down it right now?"

 

[MedicalMuse]

I forgot how fucking good these taste

 

[TongueLust]

Time for bed.

 

[CuriousRick]

FmL

 

[Xerxes82]

Klondike bar time

 

[kreemi_pi]

Fuck where's my lighter

 

[Jaws82]

Man I hope this works

 

[kreemi_pi]

That car getting towed looks kinda like....HEY! WHAT THE FUCK!

 

[SimplyMsT]

Fuck it, I tried ...

 

[BDA73]

God i wish I was him right now

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Fuckin hell

 

[PotNoodle79]

We could do that, or, you could get stuffed.

 

[TongueLust]

Why are some people fickle? SMH

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What a good girl you are.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Me talking to my "hot pocket":

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's; calm the hell down!

 

[TongueLust]

He might just win this round.

 

[Crankbait88]

If this motherfucker doesn't start paying attention...

 

[TongueLust]

What does Bob have to say?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Doo be doo be doo....

 

[Xerxes82]

Well, that's stuck in my head now

 

[PotNoodle79]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

 

[AmberLGreen]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Have you lost your tool belt, Bob?

 

[PotNoodle79]

Have you lost your tool belt, Bob?

something like that