Last words spoken out loud with no one around

[Xerxes82]

Ow! Fuckfuckfuck ow!

Or some variation of similar

 

[cocokittysurprise]

If he were about 10 years older, I would have been tempted to give him my number.

 

[Xerxes82]

There had better be some jalapeno in this fridge or I'm going to be grumpy

 

[Wand3rlust]

Like a wet balloon….

*sigh*

 

[Chillygirl]

Can you pretend I’m a glove and stick your hand up inside me?

I’m practicing new pick up lines lol

 

[TongueLust]

Can you pretend I’m a glove and stick your hand up inside me?

I’m practicing new pick up lines lol

I'm using this at the Halloween party.

 

[WS_D]

You always make it on the list, don't you?

Always

 

[TongueLust]

El toro es un dolor de cabeza.

 

[TongueLust]

Put your glasses on before hitting buttons on here.

 

[snexxer]

What is that squirrel doing???

 

[jonnoback]

That’ll do.

 

[cheekygirl75]

12 more minutes?

 

[sunset_dreaming]

oh shit - I forgot to wash the mould cleaner off the bathroom tiles

*runs to the bathroom*

 

[SimplyMsT]

Fuck this ...

Meh life is still good!!!

 

[angelofthenorth]

dab..dab...dabbling....!!

 

[fsa52]

Not my concern!

 

[Klaus_Smith]

I really need some coffee.

 

[kreemi_pi]

What's the best way to get bongwater out of my csrpet...

 

[PotNoodle79]

HOLY FUCK!!!! GET IN!!!!!

 

[cheekygirl75]

HOLY FUCK!!!! GET IN!!!!!

That's what she said? Except it's what you said out loud, so... my imagination is working!

 

[PotNoodle79]

That's what she said? Except it's what you said out loud, so... my imagination is working!

FFS. You're a wrong'un!

My team scored.

 

[TongueLust]

It's have you ever? Not would you like to? lol

 

[TongueLust]

Time to sit this coochie in a cool bath.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Oh damn i killed another goldfish

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Well thank god for that