Last words spoken out loud with no one around

[GetNerdy]

"Oh, great butt"

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Fuck, I fell asleep?!

 

[Xerxes82]

Fuck it's cold!

 

[TXRafe]

everything is going to be ok *sigh*

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Where's the fucking tape?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

We're so lucky.

 

[TongueLust]

Don't entertain the stupid motherfucker.

 

[mnbreastluver]

That’s guys post is just so creepy.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You need a new personality. Or a clue. Read the room, dude.

 

[TongueLust]

Meh.

 

[LeSabreur]

Wrong tool for the job.

 

[Dooner11]

Where in the fuck is the remote

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It's going to be a long fucking week

 

[Dimented]

I hate my job

 

[~Elizabeth~]

The fuck?!

 

[Zolitair]

Why the hell did i woke up this morning!!!

 

[Betty_Boobz]

After all there’s only one more sleep til Christmas

 

[PotNoodle79]

Not today, Satan, not today.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Not today, Satan, not today.

Satan loves you, bro...oh wait...that was Jesus.

My bad

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Uh no, we’ve not spoken.

 

[angelofthenorth]

You are rude, ignorant and sarcastic, and while you are here, I won't be

 

[cheekygirl75]

God, can’t you people leave me alone? Just do it yourself then!

 

[JessForFun37]

Let’s pack a bowl

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Let’s pack a bowl

I just did.

 

[Jeanie99]

Do dogs count as someone around?
If not then the last words were "stay back! I am not chasing you today!" as I tried to back out the door so she didnt escape.