sultrysandy
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... Is this grocery shopping???? I may need to reevaluate some things ...
To many women grocery shopping is a chore, but to me it's an adventure.
Even after being in the store for an hour, having so few items still be able to go to the express checkout lane.
(and met some nice women at the same time)
https://images.i.thechive.com/__59c1565ef55ecd7a6af6bd43ba542057.jpeg
And the more than one hundred ten where that came from
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Maybe I just need to go grocery shopping with you then
Just a cart full of whipped cream we can still go through the express lane right?
https://i.imgur.com/hq4x5fu.jpg
It's not how many different items you purchase, it's how many total items silly.
You will get more flirting and teasing, with me shopping than I'd guess you would on a date.
You'd consider it an hour of foreplay.
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Oh... So 100 cans of ready whip is too much?
Maybe we should just get some chocolate instead?
https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/chocolate-girl-picture-id177846912?k=6&m=177846912&s=612x612&w=0&h=H8vmH19i7RDhyGn2g6ANwjGRDPTiQhF6hYXeQdgRiYs=
Instead? Why not both?
Do you know how many calories we're going to have to burn off with whipped cream and chocolate syrup?
I don't know either; but am going to enjoy it.
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Okay deal. You count the calories. I'll count the number of ...
https://img.elephantjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Screen-Shot-2020-01-10-at-6.46.04-PM-700x388.png
I've the easy part, women can have multiple orgasms, but you don't burn many calories using your tongue, lips, and fingers.
https://i.imgur.com/yTEUlev.jpg
