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Do you want this to be the first thing you see as you wake up...or the last thing you see before you pass out at night?

https://i.postimg.cc/MHkkm6m6/firstorlast.jpg
Damn Kit :love: :devilish:
The only answer to that question is: Both!

It would be a dream/fantasy come true to be able to go to bed each night and wake up each morning to that view of you... hell just to be with you.

You are so beautiful, sexy and desirable.
😘😘😘
 
What is your craziest/funniest/saddest sexual story? Please keep it 18+ (so no HS hijinks) otherwise this thread gets locked, like my original thread (d'oh!).
It can be anything from something that happened on lit, something perhaps in college, a co-worker, your partner coming home and saying/doing something way out of the ordinary, an accident, a surprise, what happened and why?
If you do not have one, no worries.

I can happily start.

I broke a guy's dick.

Yep.

Here is the scoop:

Me on top, cowgirl (facing him). He has a nice sized cock, not enormous or whatever, but prob seven inches which is certainly larger than average. All is well and we are on his bed. I start to lean back...and back and further back...and instead of either his cock hitting my g spot, or even slipping out, it bent the wrong way.
He immediately stopped and said he felt a pop...wasnt sure if it was audible he said but he felt it.
He pulled out and all seemed well so we "finished" and when he came, he said it hurt a bit but not incredibly bad or whatever.
Fast forward a few minutes to when you get up to go clean yerself up and pee.
He goes in and tries peeing and screams.
No blood, just insane pain.

And then we go to the ER.

After an examination which was less than comfortable he mentioned, the female doc says he likely tore the urethra a tiny bit. Got pain meds.
Excruciating pain everytime he peed for several days.
Didnt have sex for several days of course.
And now apparently his "pee stream" is permanently split in two and he gets super nervous everytime a woman is on top...
It was early 90's. I was in a popular local rock band. We played a show on ny birthday and the lovely female bartender and I hit it off. During setup/sound check she made a pitcher of Snake Bites which the two if us downed shot after shot. I went to dinner with the rest of the band and came back later that night to play the opening spot for a national act. We went on a little earlier than usual and played a set of covers then a set of original material. Said bartender was very attentive all night. We played a great show and hung out for a bit to see some of the headliner.

While hanging with the band the bartender came up and whispered to me that she gets off at one asked if I want to get off as well. I got us a cab and we made our way back to her apartment which was a large studio on the second floor of a house. There wasn't much talking in the cab as we spent the whole ride kissing passionately. Once in the door of her apartment we pretty practically tore each other's close off and had some of the best sex of my life.

As I lay there ready to fall asleep I hear a key in the door. This wasted chick comes in, strips, goes to the bathroom and starts peeing like a race horse. The woman in bed with me says "Don't worry it's just my roomate". Roommate staggers out of the bathroom stark naked. Standing in front of the bed she says "Yay, we have company!" , crawls into bed and starts sucking me off. Woman next to me says "I hope you don't have to be anywhere early" and starts kissing me. We fucked until we'll after the sun was up and passed out in a heap until around 3:00 pm, ordered Domino's and fucked until it hurt.

The sex was off the charts crazy. A couple of days later I had a burning sensation that turned out to be chlamydia. It didn't stop me from a repeat session a month later when we the played at that bar again. And that's how I got chlamydia the second time...

I have home video of that show and every time I watch it and see that sexy little brunette bartender I get transported back in time. She was as crazy as she was hot.
 
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Do you want this to be the first thing you see as you wake up...or the last thing you see before you pass out at night?

https://i.postimg.cc/MHkkm6m6/firstorlast.jpg

If I had to choose, it would be “the last thing I see before I pass out at night”…

Oh the dreams that sight would inspire…

(And I expect I would have passed
out due to a massive climax, so…)

😍
 
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