LilKitKat's Second Cumming Thread 💦

[Azuldrgon]

I read that in HS. And Othello, Hamlet, Macbeth, Merchant of Venice. And fucking Don Quixote which sucks.
Other books I read in HS

1984 - ok
Brave new World - hated
Fahrenheit 451 - great
Wuthering Heights - ugh, no thanks
Puddnhead Wilson - loved
Billy Budd - loved
Sun Also Rises - loved
Cyrano de Bergerac - liked
Death of a Salesman - liked
Great Gatsby - great...nyuk nyuk nyuk
Scarlett Letter- decent
Tale of Two Cities - ok
The Crucible - meh
Of Mice and Men - liked
Glass Menagerie- hated
Huck Finn - loved
Great Expectations - liked
a slew of Thoreau and Emerson stuff for transcendentalism - hated

dont remember others offhand

Honestly, I read a few of them in school.
The problem is besides a few on your list, my list would be different if only I could remember them all.
One book I read was a biography called "Growing Up".
The main reason I remember it was because it was the first book I read that actually had a teaser of a sex scene in it.
I doubt they would have put that in the curriculum if they knew, but oh well.

 

[urbangentleman]

it is 5pm

that is the time of day I need to start this procedure:

feed my dog before he goes feral
quickly let him out after so he pees at least
quickly change into workout attire
haul my ass to the gym
sweat for an hour or so
head home HANGRILY through traffic
shower...ooh la la
put on some pajamas or a hoodie and track pants etc
make dinner before that hanger manifests into something no one wants to be around
eat
chill...

hence...

see you all later tonight or tomorrow morning!
be well all!

Good on you for sticking with the plan. My dogs are starting to circle at 4 right now - i think cuz I live in a dark hell hole with yummy food.

I think I should say We all appreciate Dat Ass. One of my many wakeups this morning was thinking about it and your gravity defying tittie vidie. (So nice things!)

 

[LilKitKat]

You look like you're a lot of fun to hang out with. You make me wish I was about 25. You have it all in the way of beauty, sexiness, brains, and personality. You are easy to adore

awww gosh thank youuuuuu


not sure how odl you are, but how do you know I dont like men of your age?

Or do you just feel you'd need to be 25ish to keep up with me?! haha!

 

[LilKitKat]

That takes me back, but late routine is great except pool workout vice gym. Eh it's better for my heart and easier on my joints?

"vice" ?

 

[LilKitKat]

What about overweight guys with average weiners and big dad jokes?

Depends on the joke(s)

 

[LilKitKat]

Add The Fountainhead - hated
and I’m with you on all that.

I remembered "Heart of Darkness" as well. Its good.

 

[LilKitKat]

Honestly, I read a few of them in school.
The problem is besides a few on your list, my list would be different if only I could remember them all.
One book I read was a biography called "Growing Up".
The main reason I remember it was because it was the first book I read that actually had a teaser of a sex scene in it.
I doubt they would have put that in the curriculum if they knew, but oh well.

So...Fifty Shades of Grey wasnt on the list!?

 

[ShaneoD]

Hands up I e just realized there's an 8 hour time difference between us, now I don't know who keeps the more out of the ordinary schedule

 

[LilKitKat]

Good on you for sticking with the plan. My dogs are starting to circle at 4 right now - i think cuz I live in a dark hell hole with yummy food.

I think I should say We all appreciate Dat Ass. One of my many wakeups this morning was thinking about it and your gravity defying tittie vidie. (So nice things!)

ok wait...

gotta clarify a couple things here

1. did I share a vid of "dat ass" yesterday?

2. gravity defying tittie vidie...the one of me holding them and winking and lip biting? or something else?

 

[Fillingthevoid]

Depends on the joke(s)

You know what they say about us funny guys first we make you giggle then we make you wiggle

 

[Winchester3030]

Good morning Sunshine
You look gorgeous today as always

 

[LilKitKat]

Hands up I e just realized there's an 8 hour time difference between us, now I don't know who keeps the more out of the ordinary schedule

Typical routine (not ALWAYS though):

1. Get up about 5am
2. Throw on track pants/shorts and sports bra + t shirt/hoodie.
3. Go jog or do the stairs or both
4. Come back in around 6am, and go walk dog for 15 min
5. Feed dog and hop in shower
6. Get dressed and chill at laptop and answer emails, texts, look up anything about news/sports/weather/reddit/whatever
7. Start work sometime about 7am

work

8. quit work sometime between 4 and 5 depending on lunch and amount of work to do
9. go to gym around 5pm
10. come home about 6ish
11. quick rinser shower
12. make dinner
13. call friends, family, watch tv, play video games, read book, whatever
14. late night walk with dog (yes he goes out during the day too but usually only 5 min quick ones for peeing unless I have massive time and want to take him out for 30 min)
15. bedtime is around 930/10

This is for a workday

Of course I may go out for drinks, watch a sports event, have a friend come over etc...not usually on a Monday/Tues but maybe a Thursday as an example.

Weekends are definitely different!

 

[LilKitKat]

Good morning Sunshine
You look gorgeous today as always

uhhh, wheres the spy camera?

 

[Winchester3030]

uhhh, wheres the spy camera?

Hummm I can’t give out all my secrets

 

[ShaneoD]

Typical routine (not ALWAYS though):

1. Get up about 5am
2. Throw on track pants/shorts and sports bra + t shirt/hoodie.
3. Go job or do the stairs or both
4. Come back in around 6am, and go walk dog for 15 min
5. Feed dog and hop in shower
6. Get dressed and chill at laptop and answer emails, texts, look up anything about news/sports/weather/reddit/whatever
7. Start work sometime about 7am

work

8. quit work sometime between 4 and 5 depending on lunch and amount of work to do
9. go to gym around 5pm
10. come home about 6ish
11. quick rinser shower
12. make dinner
13. call friends, family, watch tv, play video games, read book, whatever
14. late night walk with dog (yes he goes out during the day too but usually only 5 min quick ones for peeing unless I have massive time and want to take him out for 30 min)
15. bedtime is around 930/10

This is for a workday

Of course I may go out for drinks, watch a sports event, have a friend come over etc...not usually on a Monday/Tues but maybe a Thursday as an example.

Weekends are definitely different!

Ok hands up my schedule is a mess, you've got your shit together lady, it has to be said.

 

[urbangentleman]

ok wait...

gotta clarify a couple things here

1. did I share a vid of "dat ass" yesterday?

2. gravity defying tittie vidie...the one of me holding them and winking and lip biting? or something else?

Kit, My apologies my mind was sorting your content and enjoying it in no particular order. I think if someone says they are having sex dreams they can clarify :

1. No - I was building my own montage to your superior posterior and generally pleasing shape. My larger size was part of this.
2. It was a repost of that - Yes. I think I said I’m enamored before. All titties are good, but yours are uniquely lovely,

 

[DraggonStone]

awww gosh thank youuuuuu


not sure how odl you are, but how do you know I dont like men of your age?

Or do you just feel you'd need to be 25ish to keep up with me?! haha!

I was what the media called a hippie. We called ourselves freaks. I would love to go back and do it all again. You would fit right in. Sex, drugs rock & roll!

 

[LilKitKat]

Kit, My apologies my mind was sorting your content and enjoying it in no particular order. I think if someone says they are having sex dreams they can clarify :

1. No - I was building my own montage to your superior posterior and generally pleasing shape. My larger size was part of this.
2. It was a repost of that - Yes. I think I said I’m enamored before. All titties are good, but yours are uniquely lovely,

ok thanks for clarifying...I was like...wait, did I post a pic of my ass yesterday?!
and I am lucky in regards to my chest. I think they are...well...amazing. I know some men like bigger boobs. Or maybe wish I wasnt pierced. Or perhaps want to see some ink all over me if you have more of that "bad girl" or "goth" fetish or something. But they are big enough to be considered "big" by some, small enough to be considered "not big" by some, no major blemishes, the shape is generally eye pleasing and not looking funny in shirts etc, they dont point in different directions, they are firm...trust me, I got lucky and blessed by the titty fairy...in my opinion!

 

[graysilver]

ok thanks for clarifying...I was like...wait, did I post a pic of my ass yesterday?!
and I am lucky in regards to my chest. I think they are...well...amazing. I know some men like bigger boobs. Or maybe wish I wasnt pierced. Or perhaps want to see some ink all over me if you have more of that "bad girl" or "goth" fetish or something. But they are big enough to be considered "big" by some, small enough to be considered "not big" by some, no major blemishes, the shape is generally eye pleasing and not looking funny in shirts etc, they dont point in different directions, they are firm...trust me, I got lucky and blessed by the titty fairy...in my opinion!

Your tits are purrfect, Kit!

 

[urbangentleman]

it is 5pm

that is the time of day I need to start this procedure:

feed my dog before he goes feral
quickly let him out after so he pees at least
quickly change into workout attire
haul my ass to the gym
sweat for an hour or so
head home HANGRILY through traffic
shower...ooh la la
put on some pajamas or a hoodie and track pants etc
make dinner before that hanger manifests into something no one wants to be around
eat
chill...

hence...

see you all later tonight or tomorrow morning!
be well all!

Here’s my nightly “routine”

5pm

1. Curse the world for being pitch black already this time of year.
2. Feed Dogs and probably the cat since she’s totally onto schedules and feed times.

Things get shaky here…TBD Insert Gym Trip starting next week.

3. Smoke a fat joint
4. Walk Dogs - My elder dog can only do .5 to a mile and it’s cold AF
5. Sometimes I go on Lit Chat to find a UK friend that craves being filled
5.5 Make Drinks for Wife and or Sister-In-law - Cold shitty midwest = yummy Old Fashioneds
6. Dinner…This is usually very elaborate or complete halfassery
7. Project, Repair, Jamming??? - Right now I’m fixing ceiling damage in my office
8. Shave and shower - Everywhere that needs it.
9. Additional Weed Consumption?
9.5 Dirty Chat or Cyber?
10. Usually go to sleep 11ish
11. Wake up with the Cat on my legs at 4am and try to get back to sleep
12. 6:45am Get up and make sure 16 year old is up, make her lunch
13. Pound half a pot of black coffee
14. Arbeit
15. Rinse Repeat.

 

[ShaneoD]

ok thanks for clarifying...I was like...wait, did I post a pic of my ass yesterday?!
and I am lucky in regards to my chest. I think they are...well...amazing. I know some men like bigger boobs. Or maybe wish I wasnt pierced. Or perhaps want to see some ink all over me if you have more of that "bad girl" or "goth" fetish or something. But they are big enough to be considered "big" by some, small enough to be considered "not big" by some, no major blemishes, the shape is generally eye pleasing and not looking funny in shirts etc, they dont point in different directions, they are firm...trust me, I got lucky and blessed by the titty fairy...in my opinion!

I remember seeing them for the first time and being surprised at how big they are for your frame, clothed they don't draw too much attention (I'm guessing) in pics you make them match the look you're going for, but I remember the first video I saw and though "how does she hide those?"

I hope that came of in some way respectful, I might have made myself horny thinking about the subject(s)

 

[LilKitKat]

Here’s my nightly “routine”

5pm

1. Curse the world for being pitch black already this time of year.
2. Feed Dogs and probably the cat since she’s totally onto schedules and feed times.

Things get shaky here…TBD Insert Gym Trip starting next week.

3. Smoke a fat joint
4. Walk Dogs - My elder dog can only do .5 to a mile and it’s cold AF
5. Sometimes I go on Lit Chat to find a UK friend that craves being filled
5.5 Make Drinks for Wife and or Sister-In-law - Cold shitty midwest = yummy Old Fashioneds
6. Dinner…This is usually very elaborate or complete halfassery
7. Project, Repair, Jamming??? - Right now I’m fixing ceiling damage in my office
8. Shave and shower - Everywhere that needs it.
9. Additional Weed Consumption?
9.5 Dirty Chat or Cyber?
10. Usually go to sleep 11ish
11. Wake up with the Cat on my legs at 4am and try to get back to sleep
12. 6:45am Get up and make sure 16 year old is up, make her lunch
13. Pound half a pot of black coffee
14. Arbeit
15. Rinse Repeat.

thats a lot of weed and jerking off to dirty chat
you should use some of the extra crusty tissue lying around (or stiff socks?) and shove them up in the ceiling to fix it? Or maybe use as insultation since you mentioned how chilly it is.

Love me some old-fashioneds btw.
Thiough paper planes are a bit more of my go to, but heck, I had an old fashioned...well...a couple of 'em, up in ORegon during Thanksgiving week.
Also tried this JD Tennesse Honey thing. Actually kind of good as a shot! Felt white-trashy though.

 

[LilKitKat]

I remember seeing them for the first time and being surprised at how big they are for your frame, clothed they don't draw too much attention (I'm guessing) in pics you make them match the look you're going for, but I remember the first video I saw and though "how does she hide those?"

I hope that came of in some way respectful, I might have made myself horny thinking about the subject(s)

I am sure you have seen plenty of fivdedos on porn sites or reddit or whatever where the girl does titty drops or otherwie and yer like..."DA FUQ?! She looked like she had some but those are fucking MELONS!"

we can "hide" them sometimes. Some gals obviously cant. But yeah...they can be a "nice surprise" for you all...remember, we dont always want you talking to them...so...ya know, gotta wear clothes that doesnt say "hello all soft cocks, look here to unleash the blood flow!"

 

[ShaneoD]

we dont always want you talking to them...so...ya know, gotta wear clothes that doesnt say "hello all soft cocks, look here to unleash the blood flow!"

Even when you're telling us not to be erect perverts, you still have this magical way of encouraging it, in saying that I might be biased.

Hands up I don't think I was into that "genre" of porn. You do have a particular talent when it comes to hiding them, or showing them off, or playing with them......then there's the piercings........sorry I'm a mess here, I'll try to be good (he says while part of him is hoping he's lying)

 

[LilKitKat]

Even when you're telling us not to be erect perverts, you still have this magical way of encouraging it, in saying that I might be biased.

Hands up I don't think I was into that "genre" of porn. You do have a particular talent when it comes to hiding them, or showing them off, or playing with them......then there's the piercings........sorry I'm a mess here, I'll try to be good (he says while part of him is hoping he's lying)

Oh trust me, one of my favorite "talents" is knowing what I can say and/or do to make men melt/get hard in seconds with just a few words or small actions