LilKitKat's Second Cumming Thread 💦

[DiscreetTeacher]

Would you rather not be able to perform sexually unless you are witnessed by a sports play-by-play commentator who announces each move...?
or
2. Have to have daily phone sex with Donald Trump...?

1 all day.

Ok time for some BONKERS would you rathers

1. Would you rather not be able to perform sexually unless you are witnessed by a sports play-by-play commentator who announces each move...?
or
2. Have to have daily phone sex with Donald Trump...?


1. Would you rather watch a porn movie with your parents...?
or
2. Watch a porn movie starring your parents?


1. Would you rather have sex in front of your parents?
or
2. Have sex in front of 20,000 screaming wrestling fans?


1. Would you rather never get/give oral sex again for the rest of your life?...
or
2. Have to have sex with each of the following: a walrus, a tiger, a warthog...?


1. Would you rather experience an orgasm (and all that it entails) whenever you hear the word "pancake"
or
2. Have to sing the chorus of "Come on Eileen" upon reaching climax?

Play by play works for me.

Both parents are gone but if I had to choose... Watch porn with them.

20,000 screaming fans. It's the hype train for me.

Fuck! Looks like in giving up oral.

Pancakes are yum! Ooohh yeah

 

[DiscreetTeacher]

by the way...basically everyone chose "pancakes"

you understand you pretty much cant ever go out for breakfast again, right?
Or rather, you need to wear an adult diaper at the very least...you would have quite the mess in your pants otherwise!

Wear a kilt. No mess Express

 

[LilKitKat]

Since they all have similar numbers, I hope my answers aren’t confusing…

2. Already happens - he prefers Dandy Don, but we can’t talk about JE…

2. Again - already happened. That’s how I got into the biz….

2. Refer back to me already being in the biz… live shows are my specialty. I would say the bigger the better, but I don’t want to brag…

2. My question is… were you watching me last Thursday night?!?!

1. Funny story… safe words are blueberry pancakes, so, yeah. I’m willing to risk it. Nay, embrace it! If it was 2, would I get bonus points for actually cumming on Eileen while listening to the song?

So.. maybe ONE of these is slightly factual…. Who knows which… It’s almost break, so feeling slightly sassy. And I just wanted to bring a smile to the adorable face of yours.

oh, those were indeed your parents when I was with you? You were calling them Jim and Kathy. Interesting. Welp, guess I wont be on the Xmas card list anymore!

 

[LilKitKat]

Random question:

Anyone seen St. Paul and the Broken Bones in concert?

 

[Paul_Chance]

Random question:

Anyone seen St. Paul and the Broken Bones in concert?

No. I saw their Tiny Desk Concert. They’re cool in my book. Good luck if you get a chance to see them live!

 

[Jerrieager]

Ok time for some BONKERS would you rathers

1. Would you rather not be able to perform sexually unless you are witnessed by a sports play-by-play commentator who announces each move...?
or
2. Have to have daily phone sex with Donald Trump...?


1. Would you rather watch a porn movie with your parents...?
or
2. Watch a porn movie starring your parents?


1. Would you rather have sex in front of your parents?
or
2. Have sex in front of 20,000 screaming wrestling fans?


1. Would you rather never get/give oral sex again for the rest of your life?...
or
2. Have to have sex with each of the following: a walrus, a tiger, a warthog...?


1. Would you rather experience an orgasm (and all that it entails) whenever you hear the word "pancake"
or
2. Have to sing the chorus of "Come on Eileen" upon reaching climax?

1, 1&2, 1 ,2 ,1

 

[Jerrieager]

1, 1&2, 1 ,2 ,1

And I’m unsure if I would want to know how these chosen animals do it

 

[Jerrieager]

And I’m unsure if I would want to know how these chosen animals do it

Ok now I only assumed these animals were male for some reason

 

[Lazaran]

Would You Rather...


1. Be able to make the elevator come immediately when you press the button mulitple times
or
2. Know exactly what to say every single time you leave messgaes on voicemail and never sound fake or like an idiot

1. Be able to communicate with the dead from any/all time
or
2. Have a "Save game" function for your life

1. Swallow 10 brand new x-acto razor blades
or
2. Cut off an earlobe, your lower lip, and one nostril with a rusty pair of scissors

1. Have your face krazy-glued to the bottom of a Naval fighter jet for lengthy test flight
or
2. Be trampled by the Philadelphia Eagles, Real Madrid football team, Florida Panthers, and Los Angeles Dodgers

1. Win the Nobel prize for physics
or
2. Be heavyweight champion of the world for a year

Well that certainly escalated quickly - and then de-escalated just as quickly…



Anyhoo, here are my “rathers”:

1
2
2
2
1

In order, respectively (the toughest call was number 3 of the offered “rathers”).

 

[Jerrieager]

Would You Rather...


1. Be able to make the elevator come immediately when you press the button mulitple times
or
2. Know exactly what to say every single time you leave messgaes on voicemail and never sound fake or like an idiot

1. Be able to communicate with the dead from any/all time
or
2. Have a "Save game" function for your life

1. Swallow 10 brand new x-acto razor blades
or
2. Cut off an earlobe, your lower lip, and one nostril with a rusty pair of scissors

1. Have your face krazy-glued to the bottom of a Naval fighter jet for lengthy test flight
or
2. Be trampled by the Philadelphia Eagles, Real Madrid football team, Florida Panthers, and Los Angeles Dodgers

1. Win the Nobel prize for physics
or
2. Be heavyweight champion of the world for a year

Gonna take a minute for these , were you put on hold ?

 

[ShaneoD]

I have heard of Stacy Keibler. No idea who the others are and dont watch any sort of wrestling or other scripted/fake sport

In my defence I was 13-25 and they all had implants, and I hadn't appreciated natural beauty at the time, and I'm a smidge drunk now.

 

[Japansurfer]

by the way...basically everyone chose "pancakes"

you understand you pretty much cant ever go out for breakfast again, right?
Or rather, you need to wear an adult diaper at the very least...you would have quite the mess in your pants otherwise!

I don’t think this would be such a bad situation in England. Certainly would be if I-hop came here though

 

[Shyguy1369]

Goodnight beautiful Kit
Sweet dreams
((HUGGLES))

 

[Knox_Overstreet_Poet_89]

oh, those were indeed your parents when I was with you? You were calling them Jim and Kathy. Interesting. Welp, guess I wont be on the Xmas card list anymore!

On the contrary, you’re at the top of the list for giving their son the best Christmas present ever!

 

[Jaws82]

by the way...basically everyone chose "pancakes"

you understand you pretty much cant ever go out for breakfast again, right?
Or rather, you need to wear an adult diaper at the very least...you would have quite the mess in your pants otherwise!

Time to change social normals to flapjacks.

Done

 

[LilKitKat]

Gonna take a minute for these , were you put on hold ?

no but dont you ever hang up after leaving a message for a doctor or something and be like "duh, i said that already..." or "dayum i rambled" etc

 

[LilKitKat]

I don’t think this would be such a bad situation in England. Certainly would be if I-hop came here though

i-hop doesnt exactly make good food though, unless yer starved and its 248am, or yer driving through some state, have basically no idea where you are, and the option is taco bell breakfast, some reheated burrito shit from a gas station, or ihop. then...ihop is eric ripert/alain ducasse/joel robuchon rolled into one!

 

[LilKitKat]

Goodnight beautiful Kit
Sweet dreams
((HUGGLES))

Buona notte!

 

[LilKitKat]

Time to change social normals to flapjacks.

Done

yeah...no

and soda is not pop

 

[Jaws82]

yeah...no

and soda is not pop

Soft drink

 

[Lazaran]

yeah...no

and soda is not pop

or “a coke”.

It was so weird when I lived in Florida and some people called every flavor of soda “a coke”…

 

[IrrelevantFacts]

or “a coke”.

It was so weird when I lived in Florida and some people called every flavor of soda “a coke”…

That's me. I'm the problem.
I have been out of the South for a decade and I am probably 60:40 Coke:Soda
I am unremorseful.

 

[Cybmorg]

by the way...basically everyone chose "pancakes"

you understand you pretty much cant ever go out for breakfast again, right?
Or rather, you need to wear an adult diaper at the very least...you would have quite the mess in your pants otherwise!

Luckily our palate has developed to enjoy salty, fatty foods for breakfast over here. Also, when I visit the states I won’t need a diaper, you greatly overestimate the volume of our loads A light dab with a handkerchief would do it

 

[Azuldrgon]

Would You Rather...


1. Be able to make the elevator come immediately when you press the button multiple times
or
2. Know exactly what to say every single time you leave messages on voicemail and never sound fake or like an idiot

1. Be able to communicate with the dead from any/all time
or
2. Have a "Save game" function for your life

1. Swallow 10 brand new x-acto razor blades
or
2. Cut off an earlobe, your lower lip, and one nostril with a rusty pair of scissors

1. Have your face krazy-glued to the bottom of a Naval fighter jet for lengthy test flight
or
2. Be trampled by the Philadelphia Eagles, Real Madrid football team, Florida Panthers, and Los Angeles Dodgers

1. Win the Nobel prize for physics
or
2. Be heavyweight champion of the world for a year

My choices in blue.

 

[Apollo96]

K-Pop Demon Hunters lives on - a UK influencer interviewed James Cameron and asked if there was anything he was fingerings over atm (her outlet is Fangirl Nation) and he said K-Pop DH!!
He loved it as he had no expectations and went into detail about story structure, execution etc