LilKitKat's thread

[13Fantasies]

So someone messaged me saying the pic I posted this morning was driving Lit wild. I dont know about that per se, but ok yes it did get 50, 60 likes/loves. So I am glad you all enjoyed it maybe as much as I did taking the pic haha.

That said, this user also said I should post a video of me slapping my ass...as it would make everyone go insane.

Well...in this case...lets let the jury decide...enjoy!

Your ass is very petite, but it still looks like your hand is not getting full coverage on the slap.

Allow me to introduce myself. Smilin' Slappy is the name; Ass Spanking is the game. I'd be happy to offer full cheek coverage of any future slap or grab from myself. Money back guarantee.

 

[13Fantasies]

I'd like to create a poll of sorts and am hoping for some participation from you all. You can certainly DM me your answers since you may not want to publicly state them.
Also, this could easily fail and that is ok...but Id love to know some things about you all and personally, Id rather you tell me the truth, so dont embellish or lie please? There are ni judgements on anything...truly. And you also know I wont shame anyone, be mad at answers, etc. So just be honest and it wont take much of your time if you want to be brief...and if you want to elaborate and share any relevant stories that accompany them, Ill read them all!
Also, this isnt some sort of...dating contest. I am not "picking a winner" to date me or anything. I am merely curious about you all, and also trying to gauge who is an average user of lit as well as an average "fan" of mine, or even just a lurker...etc...and it will also help me to get to know you all a notch more.

1. Your age, height, weight (you can give a range if you arent comfortable and if you do give me a range, dont say 40-60 or over 200 pounds, Preferably 40-45 or early 40s as an example, or 200-210lbs).
2. Married, single, divorced, widower, kids, grandkids...?
3. General location (be as generic or specific as you like).
4. Have you ever slept with someone of the same sex?
5. Have you ever paid for sex? Happy endings at a massage parlor count. If so, what did you pay for, how often etc.
6. What do you do for work?
7. What do you want to see more of, from me (polls haha? boobs? the funny AI pics...whatever)
8. Have you masturbated to me? (you can skip this one if you feel it would be embarrassing to you)
9. Tell me one interesting or random fact about you. Can be if you have tattoos and what theyre of, if you were arrested, the most ridiculous concert you saw, how you fell in the mud and pretended it was on purpose...whaytever...but if you cant think of anything, then ok, your favorite musician, book, movie, a celeb you met, what you put on your pizza, the name of your dog, the type of car you have etc.
10. Why are you on lit? (enjoy the stories, purely for chat and friendships and maybe meet someone irl, for inspiration to write erotic lit, just to jerk off, boredom....whatever)

1. 43, 6'6", and 250

2. Married with three kids

3. Midwest US

4. Sexually, no. Just sleep? Sure. Probably as a kid.

5. Nada

6. A LOT of things, but all revolve around community development and improvement

7. In person visits to me.

8. I haven't. (See 9)

9. I find masturbation depressing

10. Originally sent to read stories. Found the forum, created an account, and stayed. Off and on intermittently depending on my mood and general l8fe stuff

 

[Biguy934]

Perhaps if you're a good boy...
Maybe she'll let you watch her lick me

Ill be a real good boy.

 

[ShaneoD]

posted in titty tuesday...for your viewing pleasure...lots of fuel for your tribute fantasies perhaps?

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The relief of being finished work and being at home, and able to view this pic as God intended

 

[LilKitKat]

1. 43, 6'6", and 250

2. Married with three kids

3. Midwest US

4. Sexually, no. Just sleep? Sure. Probably as a kid.

5. Nada

6. A LOT of things, but all revolve around community development and improvement

7. In person visits to me.

8. I haven't. (See 9)

9. I find masturbation depressing

10. Originally sent to read stories. Found the forum, created an account, and stayed. Off and on intermittently depending on my mood and general l8fe stuff

thanks for taking part in my lil poll!!! much appreciated!!!

 

[LilKitKat]

The relief of being finished work and being at home, and able to view this pic as God intended

(un)Zzzzzip!

 

[ho_hum_drum]

not against it!

You wouldn’t even need to wash them off .

 

[Hardthickcock69]

posted in titty tuesday...for your viewing pleasure...lots of fuel for your tribute fantasies perhaps?

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Gorgeous as always

 

[LilKitKat]

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

 

[Somerandomdudepnw]

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

Good luck Kit. We're all rooting for you and all the others there

 

[GallantWriter]

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

I hope you get away safely, and it doesn't spread any further! Yes it would be lovely to host you if I could. But the fire is no bueno!

 

[LilKitKat]

yeah gonna head over to my folks...peace out all.

 

[mobleedzblue]

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

Stay safe!

 

[mobleedzblue]

yeah gonna head over to my folks...peace out all.

Safe travels

 

[Azuldrgon]

I missed a bunch while I was adulting.
Please be careful @LilKitKat.
Now for your poll.

1. Your age, height, weight (you can give a range if you arent comfortable and if you do give me a range, dont say 40-60 or over 200 pounds, Preferably 40-45 or early 40s as an example, or 200-210lbs)

50, 5'11", 350

2. Married, single, divorced, widower, kids, grandkids...?

Currently married. two adult kids.

3. General location (be as generic or specific as you like).

1 hour outside of Seattle towards the South.

4. Have you ever slept with someone of the same sex?

No. No desire to.

5. Have you ever paid for sex? Happy endings at a massage parlor count. If so, what did you pay for, how often etc.

Never. Unless you count lap dances.

6. What do you do for work?

I run a Powder Coating Shop. I'm the #2 guy.

7. What do you want to see more of, from me (polls haha? boobs? the funny AI pics...whatever)

I like whatever you post. You're more than just a gorgeous body.

8. Have you masturbated to me? (you can skip this one if you feel it would be embarrassing to you)

You have inspired a session or more.

9. Tell me one interesting or random fact about you. Can be if you have tattoos and what theyre of, if you were arrested, the most ridiculous concert you saw, how you fell in the mud and pretended it was on purpose...whaytever...but if you cant think of anything, then ok, your favorite musician, book, movie, a celeb you met, what you put on your pizza, the name of your dog, the type of car you have etc.

I traveled to the PNW after the military because I didn't want to go home.

10. Why are you on lit? (enjoy the stories, purely for chat and friendships and maybe meet someone irl, for inspiration to write erotic lit, just to jerk off, boredom....whatever)

I started on Lit to submit stories I wrote about a crush a looong time ago. Found the forums after and started hanging out. Made some good friends. Had my heart broken a few times. Learned many things. Currently have over 500 submissions published ranging in different genres. And enjoying any hugs I get from friends.

 

[Dadoftwo87]

Please be safe, Kit!

 

[terriblesecrets]

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

Be safe & take care

 

[joeyblue]

I'd like to create a poll of sorts and am hoping for some participation from you all. You can certainly DM me your answers since you may not want to publicly state them.
Also, this could easily fail and that is ok...but Id love to know some things about you all and personally, Id rather you tell me the truth, so dont embellish or lie please? There are ni judgements on anything...truly. And you also know I wont shame anyone, be mad at answers, etc. So just be honest and it wont take much of your time if you want to be brief...and if you want to elaborate and share any relevant stories that accompany them, Ill read them all!
Also, this isnt some sort of...dating contest. I am not "picking a winner" to date me or anything. I am merely curious about you all, and also trying to gauge who is an average user of lit as well as an average "fan" of mine, or even just a lurker...etc...and it will also help me to get to know you all a notch more.

1. Your age, height, weight (you can give a range if you arent comfortable and if you do give me a range, dont say 40-60 or over 200 pounds, Preferably 40-45 or early 40s as an example, or 200-210lbs).
2. Married, single, divorced, widower, kids, grandkids...?
3. General location (be as generic or specific as you like).
4. Have you ever slept with someone of the same sex?
5. Have you ever paid for sex? Happy endings at a massage parlor count. If so, what did you pay for, how often etc.
6. What do you do for work?
7. What do you want to see more of, from me (polls haha? boobs? the funny AI pics...whatever)
8. Have you masturbated to me? (you can skip this one if you feel it would be embarrassing to you)
9. Tell me one interesting or random fact about you. Can be if you have tattoos and what theyre of, if you were arrested, the most ridiculous concert you saw, how you fell in the mud and pretended it was on purpose...whaytever...but if you cant think of anything, then ok, your favorite musician, book, movie, a celeb you met, what you put on your pizza, the name of your dog, the type of car you have etc.
10. Why are you on lit? (enjoy the stories, purely for chat and friendships and maybe meet someone irl, for inspiration to write erotic lit, just to jerk off, boredom....whatever)

1. 32, 5’10, 220-ish.
2. Married
3. Minnesnowta
4. No
5. No
6. Work with people with disabilities
7. I am an ass man so obviously da booty and videos of you twerking?!?
8. Yes… clearly dat booty got me a little excited once or twice lol
9. I am a part of the 14ers Club. My buddies and I hiked a 14,000 foot mountain peak for his bachelor party in Colorado.
10. I am on Lit for a couple of different reasons: Looking for friendships, looking to jerk off and just wanting to build connections with people from all over the world!

 

[Cybmorg]

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

Be safe, and if the fire has any sense it will stay away or it might get burned itself… yes, you’re that hot

 

[sexywriterfla]

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

Saw the news this morning and thought of you. That's terrible, scary as f, and heartbreaking that so many have lost so much. Please be safe. Things can be replaced but people can't be.

 

[Psych9791]

I'd like to create a poll of sorts and am hoping for some participation from you all. You can certainly DM me your answers since you may not want to publicly state them.
Also, this could easily fail and that is ok...but Id love to know some things about you all and personally, Id rather you tell me the truth, so dont embellish or lie please? There are ni judgements on anything...truly. And you also know I wont shame anyone, be mad at answers, etc. So just be honest and it wont take much of your time if you want to be brief...and if you want to elaborate and share any relevant stories that accompany them, Ill read them all!
Also, this isnt some sort of...dating contest. I am not "picking a winner" to date me or anything. I am merely curious about you all, and also trying to gauge who is an average user of lit as well as an average "fan" of mine, or even just a lurker...etc...and it will also help me to get to know you all a notch more.

1. Your age, height, weight (you can give a range if you arent comfortable and if you do give me a range, dont say 40-60 or over 200 pounds, Preferably 40-45 or early 40s as an example, or 200-210lbs).
2. Married, single, divorced, widower, kids, grandkids...?
3. General location (be as generic or specific as you like).
4. Have you ever slept with someone of the same sex?
5. Have you ever paid for sex? Happy endings at a massage parlor count. If so, what did you pay for, how often etc.
6. What do you do for work?
7. What do you want to see more of, from me (polls haha? boobs? the funny AI pics...whatever)
8. Have you masturbated to me? (you can skip this one if you feel it would be embarrassing to you)
9. Tell me one interesting or random fact about you. Can be if you have tattoos and what theyre of, if you were arrested, the most ridiculous concert you saw, how you fell in the mud and pretended it was on purpose...whaytever...but if you cant think of anything, then ok, your favorite musician, book, movie, a celeb you met, what you put on your pizza, the name of your dog, the type of car you have etc.
10. Why are you on lit? (enjoy the stories, purely for chat and friendships and maybe meet someone irl, for inspiration to write erotic lit, just to jerk off, boredom....whatever)

Messaged mine xxx

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Yeah! Lay off her, she's mine
Jk

Perhaps if you're a good boy...
Maybe she'll let you watch her lick me

Reckon you two could make a few bucks if you got a room and invited paying spectators!

I'd like to create a poll of sorts and am hoping for some participation from you all. You can certainly DM me your answers since you may not want to publicly state them.
Also, this could easily fail and that is ok...but Id love to know some things about you all and personally, Id rather you tell me the truth, so dont embellish or lie please? There are ni judgements on anything...truly. And you also know I wont shame anyone, be mad at answers, etc. So just be honest and it wont take much of your time if you want to be brief...and if you want to elaborate and share any relevant stories that accompany them, Ill read them all!
Also, this isnt some sort of...dating contest. I am not "picking a winner" to date me or anything. I am merely curious about you all, and also trying to gauge who is an average user of lit as well as an average "fan" of mine, or even just a lurker...etc...and it will also help me to get to know you all a notch more.

1. Your age, height, weight (you can give a range if you arent comfortable and if you do give me a range, dont say 40-60 or over 200 pounds, Preferably 40-45 or early 40s as an example, or 200-210lbs).

Mid 60s, 5' 11", around 185

2. Married, single, divorced, widower, kids, grandkids...?

Married, 2 kids, 2 grandkids

3. General location (be as generic or specific as you like).

East Coast UK

4. Have you ever slept with someone of the same sex?

No but I have played ... some oral, some mutual masturbating

5. Have you ever paid for sex? Happy endings at a massage parlor count. If so, what did you pay for, how often etc.

No

6. What do you do for work?

Logistics

7. What do you want to see more of, from me (polls haha? boobs? the funny AI pics...whatever)

Everything you post is a delight - the "scratch and sniff/lick" patches are a pain in the ass though

8. Have you masturbated to me? (you can skip this one if you feel it would be embarrassing to you)

Not yet That's not to say I won't, I just haven't had the privacy

9. Tell me one interesting or random fact about you. Can be if you have tattoos and what theyre of, if you were arrested, the most ridiculous concert you saw, how you fell in the mud and pretended it was on purpose...whaytever...but if you cant think of anything, then ok, your favorite musician, book, movie, a celeb you met, what you put on your pizza, the name of your dog, the type of car you have etc.

I have an average size cock but my foreskin is almost half as long again ... think I might have not fully developed and I should have an 8-9 incher really

10. Why are you on lit? (enjoy the stories, purely for chat and friendships and maybe meet someone irl, for inspiration to write erotic lit, just to jerk off, boredom....whatever)

Originally for the stories but then I discovered the forums. Now I enjoy looking, posting, commenting and generally having a bit of fun to brighten my otherwise mundane existence

no one has responded yet so maybe not

I don't understand why! (OK, I haven't either but then I'm not one for sending too many DMs)

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

Hopefully you won't lose your home ... stay safe and come back soon

 

[Nwestin75]

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

I hope everything is OK for you. I know you are right about plenty willing to host you but as long as you have somewhere safe!

 

[hotcpu]

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

Saw the videos of the crazy winds fueling the wildfires. Praying you and your loved ones are okay and staying safe.

 

[peekingone]

Perhaps if you're a good boy...
Maybe she'll let you watch her lick me

I would love to watch too. Wow.