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LilKitKat said:
First off. I am safe. Thank you for the well wishes everyone!
Secondly, the fire is moving so fast and the winds are insane, so many people wont even know if their house is safe for several days! My area is basically a block from a warning area, and just a few blocks from an evac zone. So right now, its safe, but might not be depending on wind and such. Its freaking nuts. I have friends and family that are in evac zones and so far everyone is totally safe just worried of course.

I will get to responding to my messages and the comments above as soon as I can, and Ill try to post some of my usual stuff ASAP, just keep fingers crossed for everyone please and thank you! :heart:
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Stay safe Kit
 
LilKitKat said:
Thanks friends. And yes, I consider you friends. Yeah, we havent met. Yeah some of you may be ppl I'd never normally think to hang out with for drinks or grab a burger with or whatever, and yeah if we did meet thered definitely be some pretty weird vibes and awkwardness going on knowing you all have seen me naked/I know some of you have sent me pics of your dicks or have masturbated to me regularly or whatever...

BUT

I kinda know some of you, some more than others, and frankly most of you are super cool, friendly, kind, helpful, honest, sweet, and so on. Or at least you do a decent job pretending to be! So...ya know...I consider you as friends, and would grab a cocktail with you ANY TIME. But no, sorry, you dont get to get "handsy". Not even if I am tipsy. But yes I'd take a selfie with ya! And yes maybe I'd put my hand in some places to make you blush haha!

Anyway, thanks for the "thoughts and prayers". Definitely could use some good vibes from rabbits feet, four leaf clovers, horseshoes, hamsas, crossed fingers, prayers to any number of Gods or Goddesses (pray for rain...thatd be a good one at least)...any bit helps.

So thank you, friends!

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I hope to be one of the ones you know well 💜
 
LilKitKat said:
I'd like to create a poll of sorts and am hoping for some participation from you all. You can certainly DM me your answers since you may not want to publicly state them.
Also, this could easily fail and that is ok...but Id love to know some things about you all and personally, Id rather you tell me the truth, so dont embellish or lie please? There are ni judgements on anything...truly. And you also know I wont shame anyone, be mad at answers, etc. So just be honest and it wont take much of your time if you want to be brief...and if you want to elaborate and share any relevant stories that accompany them, Ill read them all!
Also, this isnt some sort of...dating contest. I am not "picking a winner" to date me or anything. I am merely curious about you all, and also trying to gauge who is an average user of lit as well as an average "fan" of mine, or even just a lurker...etc...and it will also help me to get to know you all a notch more.

1. Your age, height, weight (you can give a range if you arent comfortable and if you do give me a range, dont say 40-60 or over 200 pounds, Preferably 40-45 or early 40s as an example, or 200-210lbs).
2. Married, single, divorced, widower, kids, grandkids...?
3. General location (be as generic or specific as you like).
4. Have you ever slept with someone of the same sex?
5. Have you ever paid for sex? Happy endings at a massage parlor count. If so, what did you pay for, how often etc.
6. What do you do for work?
7. What do you want to see more of, from me (polls haha? boobs? the funny AI pics...whatever)
8. Have you masturbated to me? (you can skip this one if you feel it would be embarrassing to you)
9. Tell me one interesting or random fact about you. Can be if you have tattoos and what theyre of, if you were arrested, the most ridiculous concert you saw, how you fell in the mud and pretended it was on purpose...whaytever...but if you cant think of anything, then ok, your favorite musician, book, movie, a celeb you met, what you put on your pizza, the name of your dog, the type of car you have etc.
10. Why are you on lit? (enjoy the stories, purely for chat and friendships and maybe meet someone irl, for inspiration to write erotic lit, just to jerk off, boredom....whatever)
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1. 58 yrs old....6'2".......195-205 lbs
2. Separated......kids and grandkids
3. Ontario Canada
4. No
5. No
6. Skilled trade
7. Everything and anything
8. Yes
9. Fav band-Oasis......vehicle- always a truck
10. Stories, chatting, friendship to connection
 
LilKitKat said:
I'd like to create a poll of sorts and am hoping for some participation from you all. You can certainly DM me your answers since you may not want to publicly state them.
Also, this could easily fail and that is ok...but Id love to know some things about you all and personally, Id rather you tell me the truth, so dont embellish or lie please? There are ni judgements on anything...truly. And you also know I wont shame anyone, be mad at answers, etc. So just be honest and it wont take much of your time if you want to be brief...and if you want to elaborate and share any relevant stories that accompany them, Ill read them all!
Also, this isnt some sort of...dating contest. I am not "picking a winner" to date me or anything. I am merely curious about you all, and also trying to gauge who is an average user of lit as well as an average "fan" of mine, or even just a lurker...etc...and it will also help me to get to know you all a notch more.

1. Your age, height, weight (you can give a range if you arent comfortable and if you do give me a range, dont say 40-60 or over 200 pounds, Preferably 40-45 or early 40s as an example, or 200-210lbs).
2. Married, single, divorced, widower, kids, grandkids...?
3. General location (be as generic or specific as you like).
4. Have you ever slept with someone of the same sex?
5. Have you ever paid for sex? Happy endings at a massage parlor count. If so, what did you pay for, how often etc.
6. What do you do for work?
7. What do you want to see more of, from me (polls haha? boobs? the funny AI pics...whatever)
8. Have you masturbated to me? (you can skip this one if you feel it would be embarrassing to you)
9. Tell me one interesting or random fact about you. Can be if you have tattoos and what theyre of, if you were arrested, the most ridiculous concert you saw, how you fell in the mud and pretended it was on purpose...whaytever...but if you cant think of anything, then ok, your favorite musician, book, movie, a celeb you met, what you put on your pizza, the name of your dog, the type of car you have etc.
10. Why are you on lit? (enjoy the stories, purely for chat and friendships and maybe meet someone irl, for inspiration to write erotic lit, just to jerk off, boredom....whatever)
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1) 40 yo approx 200lb 5'11"
2) Widowed
3) Eugene Oregon
4) no
5) no
6) machinist
7) full body view pics
8) yes
9) I was a twin in utero (sister died at birth)
10) chat, share fantasy, pics, video etc
 
LilKitKat said:
I'd like to create a poll of sorts and am hoping for some participation from you all. You can certainly DM me your answers since you may not want to publicly state them.
Also, this could easily fail and that is ok...but Id love to know some things about you all and personally, Id rather you tell me the truth, so dont embellish or lie please? There are ni judgements on anything...truly. And you also know I wont shame anyone, be mad at answers, etc. So just be honest and it wont take much of your time if you want to be brief...and if you want to elaborate and share any relevant stories that accompany them, Ill read them all!
Also, this isnt some sort of...dating contest. I am not "picking a winner" to date me or anything. I am merely curious about you all, and also trying to gauge who is an average user of lit as well as an average "fan" of mine, or even just a lurker...etc...and it will also help me to get to know you all a notch more.
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1. Your age, height, weight (you can give a range if you arent comfortable and if you do give me a range, dont say 40-60 or over 200 pounds, Preferably 40-45 or early 40s as an example, or 200-210lbs).

Early 40s, like 200 lbs but should probably be 160 with my frame

2. Married, single, divorced, widower, kids, grandkids...?

Married, one kid

3. General location (be as generic or specific as you like).

NE US

4. Have you ever slept with someone of the same sex?

Nope

5. Have you ever paid for sex? Happy endings at a massage parlor count. If so, what did you pay for, how often etc.

Also nope

6. What do you do for work?

Healthcare

7. What do you want to see more of, from me (polls haha? boobs? the funny AI pics...whatever)

Smartassery. You're entertaining. The pics are a nice bonus but I'd still enjoy your thread if they weren't there

8. Have you masturbated to me? (you can skip this one if you feel it would be embarrassing to you)

Nope. Been tempted but haven't

9. Tell me one interesting or random fact about you. Can be if you have tattoos and what theyre of, if you were arrested, the most ridiculous concert you saw, how you fell in the mud and pretended it was on purpose...whaytever...but if you cant think of anything, then ok, your favorite musician, book, movie, a celeb you met, what you put on your pizza, the name of your dog, the type of car you have etc.

I'm a pretty boring dude. I enjoy bad jokes and shitposting by pretending to be cereal. I should probably get a real hobby.

10. Why are you on lit? (enjoy the stories, purely for chat and friendships and maybe meet someone irl, for inspiration to write erotic lit, just to jerk off, boredom....whatever)

Found lit a couple decades ago for the stories (the audio section is particularly nice). Stumbled upon the forums. Signed up basically for the pic threads. Started actually posting one day because fuck it, why not?
 
LilKitKat said:
forgot to share one other poll answer for what you all want to see more of from me...

while most of you actually said you enjoy what i write about my history and other admissions and such, or my smart-alecky comebacks or whatever, and even dealing with the couple of more questionable or rude incidents on here (and all fo this is super appreciated and im glad you are all not just doom scrolling past everything to look for nipples...haha)..

and there were several mentions of seeing more of aforementioned nipples (or rather, breasts in general), and even one person said they really want to see more of my shoulders and collarbone...the most popular answer actually was....

MY ASS


So enjoy my booty


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Always say give the people what they want ! lol
 
LilKitKat said:
This may sound a bit egotistical...ok, not even a bit...its prob A LOT...but speaking of punching nuns, what is something else crazy or ridiculuous but also...dangerous or forbidden or whatever...that you would do...in order to get me to suck your cock/fuck you/whatever?

Assume you dont have to deal with any MAJOR consequences but there could be some minor ones.

Would you...rob a convenience store? (ie you dont go to jail but maybe have to do community service)
Beat up a 6 yr old girl?
Steal a wheelchair from a handicapped person?
Quit your job?
Pull off a fingernail?

Tell me something wacky, creative, silly, dangerous! How far would you go...to win a date with Kit! Haha!
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I would not jerk off older a month. Little background...single parent of 2. Single income ...so have not had intimate relations in years. So I "relax" almost nightly.
 
LilKitKat said:
Just curious whats a number of men/partners youd find acceptable for me before you got turned off...
5?
10?
20?
30-50?
75-100?
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Doesn't matter as long as when we get together we have a secure loving relationship. Whose the number may get bigger after we are together if we mutually agree on it. And I can say this because I had a relationship with a working girl. Only ended because of an unforseen circumstance.
 
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LilKitKat said:
Well...

for those of you that had LONG and HARD days/weeks...why not sit on the floor or the chair...relax...and let your tongue and fingers do the work on me for a bit before anything else happens? :devilish:

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Because if I started doing that I don't think I'd want to stop. Licking a girls to multiple orgasms is my favorite thing.
 
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