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LilKitKat said:
I heard your new driver, combined with my video ensures you lose at least two balls on every round? True!?
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You know the old adage from golf widows, "a guy will hunt for hours to find a lost golf ball but will not spend 5 minutes to find my clit" ... 😂😂😂
 
LilKitKat said:
dont get too used to it for two reasons I can think of

1. She messaged me saying she didnt want to hijack my thread
and
2. Maybe we moved to DMs to flirt more...descriptively...? Hmmmm...you may never know?! :devilish: :devilish: :devilish:
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That's my girl!💋
Secretly seductive, sensually yet simply breathtaking in every way... (man I'm a love bomber today🤣)
But if you give me consent I will gladly flirt with you here and there and everywhere along those tastefully delicious curves...
 
LilKitKat said:
dont get too used to it for two reasons I can think of

1. She messaged me saying she didnt want to hijack my thread
and
2. Maybe we moved to DMs to flirt more...descriptively...? Hmmmm...you may never know?! :devilish: :devilish: :devilish:
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That’s perfect!!! It’s more about you and her than us!!! Happy, sexy connection for the two of you!!!😀
 
SensualKat78 said:
That's my girl!💋
Secretly seductive, sensually yet simply breathtaking in every way... (man I'm a love bomber today🤣)
But if you give me consent I will gladly flirt with you here and there and everywhere along those tastefully delicious curves...
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love this!

PS Kat you have a very sexy voice
 
COFFEE TIP

for anyone who doesnt have a espresso machine at home, heres a drink you can order that is delicious that you may not have ever tried before...and frankly, probably the only drink at Starbucks that I rate as being decent:

Doppio con panna, upside down. Order it. DO IT.

Oh, you want to know what it is first? Fine fine.
Ok its a couple shots of espresso poured on top of whipped cream. the whipped cream gets all melty and delicious. ITs an Italian drink.

And I dont think much of Starbucks (admittedly, a gingerbread latte from them sounds tasty about now though)...but if you are headed there, or go with some friends, just get that. They rarely ever f it up, and since most of their coffee tastes like ass to me, and this one doesnt, it will be worth your $. PLUS...its wayyyyy cheaper than their other grande iced oatmil;k apple crisp vanilla bullshit drink that costs like $7 now...for a fucking cup of coffee with a squirt of flavored sugar. F THAT.

You want flavored sugar? Ill put a cube of brown sugar in my mouth and spit it into your coffee... Trust me, itll taste better.
Get the doppio con panna, upside down (the upside down means the whipped cream on the bottom, not floating on the top...dont do that) and thank me later.

edit: lots of great coffee roasters around and since I have family up in Portland, OR, I get to taste and buy lots. Heartily reco Stumptown (Hair Bender is delish!) and I love me some Water Avenue coffee (Bull Run! YES!)..and if yuer int he socal area, Klatch makes a tasty brew! Philz from the SF area always does a good job too!
 
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LilKitKat said:
me drunk and rambling incoherently may be amusing but likely not how you may have envisioned me ;)
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in a world where you would leave me voice messages I have a feeling I would have very little problem finding something sexy about every single one

besides I love me a hot mess...lol
 
J D Danger said:
in a world where you would leave me voice messages I have a feeling I would have very little problem finding something sexy about every single one

besides I love me a hot mess...lol
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Im saving it for when you come visit me. See...youll take me to some bar or coffeeshop right. Ill sit next to you. We will chat for a few minutes, slowly sipping our drinks, a bit of anxiety and nervousness in the air, some sexual tension...and my hand will casually go to your knee or leg. Your cock will twitch in your jeans, get a little hard, and Ill notice out of the corner of my eye but not say anything. Ill casually brush the hair from behind my ear and lean into you and whisper in your ear just two words..."I'm wet".

That's it. Thats all Ill have to say. Yer ruined.

:devilish:

Muahahahahahaha!
 
LilKitKat said:
Im saving it for when you come visit me. See...youll take me to some bar or coffeeshop right. Ill sit next to you. We will chat for a few minutes, slowly sipping our drinks, a bit of anxiety and nervousness in the air, some sexual tension...and my hand will casually go to your knee or leg. Your cock will twitch in your jeans, get a little hard, and Ill notice out of the corner of my eye but not say anything. Ill casually brush the hair from behind my ear and lean into you and whisper in your ear just two words..."I'm wet".

That's it. Thats all Ill have to say. Yer ruined.

:devilish:

Muahahahahahaha!
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That comment may ruin other cocks on here!!! 😈
 
LilKitKat said:
Im saving it for when you come visit me. See...youll take me to some bar or coffeeshop right. Ill sit next to you. We will chat for a few minutes, slowly sipping our drinks, a bit of anxiety and nervousness in the air, some sexual tension...and my hand will casually go to your knee or leg. Your cock will twitch in your jeans, get a little hard, and Ill notice out of the corner of my eye but not say anything. Ill casually brush the hair from behind my ear and lean into you and whisper in your ear just two words..."I'm wet".

That's it. Thats all Ill have to say. Yer ruined.

:devilish:

Muahahahahahaha!
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Wait can I come visit too? Well not at the same time as him lol
 
LilKitKat said:
Im saving it for when you come visit me. See...youll take me to some bar or coffeeshop right. Ill sit next to you. We will chat for a few minutes, slowly sipping our drinks, a bit of anxiety and nervousness in the air, some sexual tension...and my hand will casually go to your knee or leg. Your cock will twitch in your jeans, get a little hard, and Ill notice out of the corner of my eye but not say anything. Ill casually brush the hair from behind my ear and lean into you and whisper in your ear just two words..."I'm wet".

That's it. Thats all Ill have to say. Yer ruined.

:devilish:

Muahahahahahaha!
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I turn and can not hide the smile on my face at you admission you are wet, I am hard phase one of my mission is complete

I lean towards you and reach out for your chin to gently turn you so for just a moment we are face to face then I lean a little more and kiss you softly and quickly on the lips before locking my brown eyes to your face as I reach into your lap with my right hand and rub just a bit to confirm

the next words fall out of my mouth slowly and hang in the air like steam after a long hot shower...

good girl...

I kiss you again leaning back this time before my left hand reaches out for yours..

come there is much work to be done...
 
LilKitKat said:
Im saving it for when you come visit me. See...youll take me to some bar or coffeeshop right. Ill sit next to you. We will chat for a few minutes, slowly sipping our drinks, a bit of anxiety and nervousness in the air, some sexual tension...and my hand will casually go to your knee or leg. Your cock will twitch in your jeans, get a little hard, and Ill notice out of the corner of my eye but not say anything. Ill casually brush the hair from behind my ear and lean into you and whisper in your ear just two words..."I'm wet".

That's it. Thats all Ill have to say. Yer ruined.

:devilish:

Muahahahahahaha!
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I'll say "bartender, clean up in aisle 3".
 
LilKitKat said:
COFFEE TIP

for anyone who doesnt have a espresso machine at home, heres a drink you can order that is delicious that you may not have ever tried before...and frankly, probably the only drink at Starbucks that I rate as being decent:

Doppio con panna, upside down. Order it. DO IT.

Oh, you want to know what it is first? Fine fine.
Ok its a couple shots of espresso poured on top of whipped cream. the whipped cream gets all melty and delicious. ITs an Italian drink.

And I dont think much of Starbucks (admittedly, a gingerbread latte from them sounds tasty about now though)...but if you are headed there, or go with some friends, just get that. They rarely ever f it up, and since most of their coffee tastes like ass to me, and this one doesnt, it will be worth your $. PLUS...its wayyyyy cheaper than their other grande iced oatmil;k apple crisp vanilla bullshit drink that costs like $7 now...for a fucking cup of coffee with a squirt of flavored sugar. F THAT.

You want flavored sugar? Ill put a cube of brown sugar in my mouth and spit it into your coffee... Trust me, itll taste better.
Get the doppio con panna, upside down (the upside down means the whipped cream on the bottom, not floating on the top...dont do that) and thank me later.

edit: lots of great coffee roasters around and since I have family up in Portland, OR, I get to taste and buy lots. Heartily reco Stumptown (Hair Bender is delish!) and I love me some Water Avenue coffee (Bull Run! YES!)..and if yuer int he socal area, Klatch makes a tasty brew! Philz from the SF area always does a good job too!
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So from this you like
"cream on the bottom" and "whipping"
 
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