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Eazy said:
What, were you being massaged by Edward Scissorhands most of those times? He's the one you go to for haircuts and gardening jobs. Not full body rub downs. Silly Lily.
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No, just someone that thinks Mortal Kombat moves make great massage attempts.
I think I'd have better luck fixing my back by getting hit by a car.
 
Mephistophelily said:
No, just someone that thinks Mortal Kombat moves make great massage attempts.
I think I'd have better luck fixing my back by getting hit by a car.
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Don't do that. Go to a real masseuse. I will even pay for it.

Mephistophelily said:
It'd involve braiding it.
Which, if I recall, you dislike numerous ones.
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Actually I'm all for getting my hair braided. but you are right I dislike having numerous braids.
 
chronicle_tenko said:
Don't do that. Go to a real masseuse. I will even pay for it.



Actually I'm all for getting my hair braided. but you are right I dislike having numerous braids.
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Masseuse.
I find that term funny. I don't know why. Expectations of a big blonde Swede guy I suppose.


And unfortunately dear, I think I'd need to Medusa-fy your hair.
 
Mephistophelily said:
Masseuse.
I find that term funny. I don't know why. Expectations of a big blonde Swede guy I suppose.


And unfortunately dear, I think I'd need to Medusa-fy your hair.
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Massage Therapist?

And oh my no. Remove that thought. Lest Rei Rei see it, and suddenly for Halloween I become a gorgeous snake lady.
 
*Cleaning*


First all the bar towels, and discarded uniforms and clothing. Quite a collection of coats we're growing. Everything into the washer. Then gingerly gathering the broken debris of so many water bombs, and throwing all the chairs up onto the tables. Save the bar. We have some occupants, But Bosslady and her Lady won't mind sharing a few drinks down the far end. Mopping the floor, first, then taking the broom to the floor. Swearing to myself at how big this place is.

To the Dryer. Switching over the loads, and running the glasses through, hand washing each and every one, shots too. The milkshake blenders, the individual pieces, and clearing the ice machine so It can make fresh. the Hot tub. Fucking Hot tub. Draining. So glad I laid that extra pipe. Stripping to shorts and those stupid paper sandals to climb in.

Scrubbing. The day I said that Hand sponges were nicer and better cleaners than those Big Brushes, is a day I regret. Rinse. Drain. Scrub. Rinse. Drain. Exhausting.
 
*smirks and watches, simply sipping a regular ol' cola thru a straw as he works. Busy fella, this way and that. Makes me almost feel guilty on not helping. Almost. Minimal. *

I'm thinking on a Tuesday.

*sip*

Yeah. Tuesday.
Though I need to figure a few things out, especially on being ashamed I only know 2 things sent to me....


chronicle_tenko said:
*Cleaning*


First all the bar towels, and discarded uniforms and clothing. Quite a collection of coats we're growing. Everything into the washer. Then gingerly gathering the broken debris of so many water bombs, and throwing all the chairs up onto the tables. Save the bar. We have some occupants, But Bosslady and her Lady won't mind sharing a few drinks down the far end. Mopping the floor, first, then taking the broom to the floor. Swearing to myself at how big this place is.

To the Dryer. Switching over the loads, and running the glasses through, hand washing each and every one, shots too. The milkshake blenders, the individual pieces, and clearing the ice machine so It can make fresh. the Hot tub. Fucking Hot tub. Draining. So glad I laid that extra pipe. Stripping to shorts and those stupid paper sandals to climb in.

Scrubbing. The day I said that Hand sponges were nicer and better cleaners than those Big Brushes, is a day I regret. Rinse. Drain. Scrub. Rinse. Drain. Exhausting.
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Mephistophelily said:
No, just someone that thinks Mortal Kombat moves make great massage attempts.
I think I'd have better luck fixing my back by getting hit by a car.
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Hey, attempted spinal rippings can be good for a stiff neck. Unless they're trying to set you on fire or spit acid onto you....

But, yeah, when I first saw your post, I was thinking you either had super sensitive skin or a bunch of people in your life whom are crappy at giving massages. I enjoy getting a light massage myself whenever possible, but the few people whom have offered usually do so in putting slight effort for the first ten seconds, followed by some half-arsed patting along my back or shoulder area while waiting for me to tell them to stop. On the flip side, I've been told I give rather good back and neck rubs by various people. *wriggles fingers*

Anywho, random Freakazoid amv: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jezv1Mv_3VI&list=FLoFlRIC3lGhwjKA4fYTRCmQ&index=1
 
Eazy said:
Hey, attempted spinal rippings can be good for a stiff neck. Unless they're trying to set you on fire or spit acid onto you....

But, yeah, when I first saw your post, I was thinking you either had super sensitive skin or a bunch of people in your life whom are crappy at giving massages. I enjoy getting a light massage myself whenever possible, but the few people whom have offered usually do so in putting slight effort for the first ten seconds, followed by some half-arsed patting along my back or shoulder area while waiting for me to tell them to stop. On the flip side, I've been told I give rather good back and neck rubs by various people. *wriggles fingers*

Anywho, random Freakazoid amv: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jezv1Mv_3VI&list=FLoFlRIC3lGhwjKA4fYTRCmQ&index=1
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Column A, column B. I'm sensitve and usually end up treated like a karate practice dummy.
Though I have learned to be less hesitant of offers from people who haven't tried.
 
Mephistophelily said:
*smirks and watches, simply sipping a regular ol' cola thru a straw as he works. Busy fella, this way and that. Makes me almost feel guilty on not helping. Almost. Minimal. *

I'm thinking on a Tuesday.

*sip*

Yeah. Tuesday.
Though I need to figure a few things out, especially on being ashamed I only know 2 things sent to me....
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Only need to know one. And tuesday can work. Tuesday after my work? and likely the following week?
 
Seriously, this weekend can end. NOW.


*curls up into a little ball*

Everything sucks. :(
 
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