Make an assumption about you based on their top 5.

[Saltfountain]

Who is Gordon Ramsey?
Is that a TV show.
Sorry, I don't have a TV set.

He's a TV chef popular in UK & USA. He's also a monumentally potty mouthed cunt...

You watch Gordon Ramsey

1. Flint
2. Cheese cloth
3. A hatchet
4. A knife
5. Twine

Five things you would do with unlimited funds

Assumption - you're a survivalist, and just by replying my life is probably in danger now...

Unlimited funds is kind of a cop out. Anything is possible...

1 - anything Space Karen tries to buy, I'd keep out bidding him
2 - Buy Lego. All the Lego
3 - Buy a pair of waterproof boots that do what they fucking claim
4 - Have a dick reduction. I'm fed up of it bashing my knees
5 - Some shit about eradicating poverty and redistributing wealth more fairly...

Five things you would use as a sex toy that aren't sex toys

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Assumption - never has given a fuck what people thought of them, and walks through life with overconfidence.

1. Fingers (best toys around)
2. Cucumber
3. Hairbrush (handle needs to be specific material and shape)
4. Electric toothbrush (not to go in, just to get that sweet, sweet vibration)
5. Small hair clips (when you don't nipple clamps on hand)

Five words you didn't/don't know the meaning of and were/are too afraid to ask

 

[Saltfountain]

Assumption - a heady mix of curiosity and pragmatism

1- Ameliorate
2- Melliflous
3- Figging
4- Frottage
5- Overconfidence

Top 5 scores on your bdsmtest results

 

[Mr_Xanthrope]

Assumption: Enjoys basic meanings of words but has seen the most interesting vocabulary

1. 96% Dominant
2. 80% Primal (Hunter)
3. 73% Vanilla
4. 54% Rigger
5. 50% Master

Top 5 Fantasy books you have read

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Assumption: has a commanding voice, and knows how to use it.

(All series, and in no particular order)
1. Plated Prisoner
2. The Mate Games
3. The Lord of the Rings
4. Mistborn
5. Harry Potter

Top 5 turn-ons that aren't overtly sexual

 

[Saltfountain]

Assumption: has a commanding voice, and knows how to use it.

(All series, and in no particular order)
1. Plated Prisoner
2. The Mate Games
3. The Lord of the Rings
4. Mistborn
5. Harry Potter

Top 5 turn-ons that aren't overtly sexual

Assumption - they don't have pretentions about literature

1- hands
2- having the back of my head stroked after a haircut
3- clothes that hint at what's underneath
4- laughter
5- eyes

Top 5 concerts you've been to

 

[bella_bunny]

Assumption - That you think a lot before you do things

Eminem - he brought 50 and Ed out

Taylor the eras tour

50 final lap - got to see buster rhymes too

Kneecap - amazing great to see them getting more successful

And finally Snoop - he also had D12 who were amazing too


Top 5 places to visit in your own country

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Assumption - they don't have pretentions about literature

1- hands
2- having the back of my head stroked after a haircut
3- clothes that hint at what's underneath
4- laughter
5- eyes

Top 5 concerts you've been to

Assumption: they are secretly a romantic

1. Billy Joel
2. Mumford & Sons
3. Avett Brothers
4. Royal Teeth
5. Lake Steet Dive

Eminem - he brought 50 and Ed out

Taylor the eras tour

50 final lap - got to see buster rhymes too

Kneecap - amazing great to see them getting more successful

And finally Snoop - he also had D12 who were amazing too


Top 5 places to visit in your own country

(You forgot to make an assumption)
Assumption: knows every word "Just Lose It", and has reenacted at least one of Tay's music videos at home.

(Only doing places I've actually been to)
1. Grand Canyon (the views are amazing, so much history, too many different ways to see it for you to not go)
2. The Gulf Coast side of Florida. (The beaches are beautiful. The water is perfect. There are plenty of non-touristy spots)
3. The Blue Ridge Mountains (rolling hills with bald spots, perfect to give you a 360 view. Lots of camping. Creeks and waterfalls)
4. Yellowstone (go. It's amazing. The wildlife alone is reason. The hot springs are such beautiful, natural works of art. Just go. Do it)
5. Louisiana (if you want history, music, wildlife, tours, friendliness, amazing food, haunts and everything in between, go to Louisiana. No, not just New Orleans. No, not just for Mardi Gras. Yes, ask someone from Louisiana for real recommendations on what to do and when to go.)

Top 5 exotic animals you wish you could keep as a pet. (No. I do not support actually keeping exotic animals as pets. Just a fun game )

 

[bella_bunny]

Assumption: they are secretly a romantic

1. Billy Joel
2. Mumford & Sons
3. Avett Brothers
4. Royal Teeth
5. Lake Steet Dive

(You forgot to make an assumption)
Assumption: knows every word "Just Lose It", and has reenacted at least one of Tay's music videos at home.

(Only doing places I've actually been to)
1. Grand Canyon (the views are amazing, so much history, too many different ways to see it for you to not go)
2. The Gulf Coast side of Florida. (The beaches are beautiful. The water is perfect. There are plenty of non-touristy spots)
3. The Blue Ridge Mountains (rolling hills with bald spots, perfect to give you a 360 view. Lots of camping. Creeks and waterfalls)
4. Yellowstone (go. It's amazing. The wildlife alone is reason. The hot springs are such beautiful, natural works of art. Just go. Do it)
5. Louisiana (if you want history, music, wildlife, tours, friendliness, amazing food, haunts and everything in between, go to Louisiana. No, not just New Orleans. No, not just for Mardi Gras. Yes, ask someone from Louisiana for real recommendations on what to do and when to go.)

Top 5 exotic animals you wish you could keep as a pet. (No. I do not support actually keeping exotic animals as pets. Just a fun game )

I mean your not wrong and I have edited it cos I was like duh assumption missed that.

I totally assume you think a lot before you act something I need to improve on

 

[Saltfountain]

Assumption: they are secretly a romantic

1. Billy Joel
2. Mumford & Sons
3. Avett Brothers
4. Royal Teeth
5. Lake Steet Dive

(You forgot to make an assumption)
Assumption: knows every word "Just Lose It", and has reenacted at least one of Tay's music videos at home.

(Only doing places I've actually been to)
1. Grand Canyon (the views are amazing, so much history, too many different ways to see it for you to not go)
2. The Gulf Coast side of Florida. (The beaches are beautiful. The water is perfect. There are plenty of non-touristy spots)
3. The Blue Ridge Mountains (rolling hills with bald spots, perfect to give you a 360 view. Lots of camping. Creeks and waterfalls)
4. Yellowstone (go. It's amazing. The wildlife alone is reason. The hot springs are such beautiful, natural works of art. Just go. Do it)
5. Louisiana (if you want history, music, wildlife, tours, friendliness, amazing food, haunts and everything in between, go to Louisiana. No, not just New Orleans. No, not just for Mardi Gras. Yes, ask someone from Louisiana for real recommendations on what to do and when to go.)

Top 5 exotic animals you wish you could keep as a pet. (No. I do not support actually keeping exotic animals as pets. Just a fun game )

Assumption - old hippy at heart

1) humming birds - beautiful colours, and I could watch them easily as they hover
2) narwhal - dude, look at it!
3) sloth - any animal that's main selling point is that it moves so slowly that moss grows upon it gets my vote!
4) orang utan - Clyde in Any Which Way But Loose. I don't need to say more
5) Canadian - so polite and friendly. I reckon they'd be fairly easy to house train

Too 5 items of clothing in their wardrobe

 

[summer_reine]

Assumption - old hippy at heart

1) humming birds - beautiful colours, and I could watch them easily as they hover
2) narwhal - dude, look at it!
3) sloth - any animal that's main selling point is that it moves so slowly that moss grows upon it gets my vote!
4) orang utan - Clyde in Any Which Way But Loose. I don't need to say more
5) Canadian - so polite and friendly. I reckon they'd be fairly easy to house train

Too 5 items of clothing in their wardrobe

Assumption - has never driven with a Canadian in Montreal or Toronto. Polite and friendly goes right out the window.

In order of volume
1: quirky tshirts
2: a vast array of socks
3: jeans of many colours
4: hoodies
5: stuff I buy because I love it but once I get home I realise I have no where to wear it and now it just hangs there mocking me

Top 5 places to grab a drink (coffee, pop, beer, wine.. whatever)

 

[Saltfountain]

Assumption - has never driven with a Canadian in Montreal or Toronto. Polite and friendly goes right out the window.

In order of volume
1: quirky tshirts
2: a vast array of socks
3: jeans of many colours
4: hoodies
5: stuff I buy because I love it but once I get home I realise I have no where to wear it and now it just hangs there mocking me

Top 5 places to grab a drink (coffee, pop, beer, wine.. whatever)

Assumption - clothes are more functional than a statement of identity to them

1) bar
2) local independent coffee shop
3) friends house
4) make it myself
5) rather be thirsty than Starfucks

Top 5 piercings or tattoos they have / want

 

[Mr_Xanthrope]

Assumption: This poster REALLY hates corporate coffee companies.

1. Have: Tattoo on my right upper arm of a cross filchee bisecting the kanji for wolf (designed it myself)
2. Have: Wedding band tattoo of a simple mouse on left ring finger
3. Have: Right forearm tattoo of an hourglass
4. Want: Back tattoo of my personal coat of arms
5. Want: ear piercings that I can wear chained cuffs in.

Top 5 places you NEVER want to visit.

 

[Saltfountain]

Assumption - they will never be satisfied with how they look

1) Mar a Lago
2) Chernobyl
3) Any active volcano crater
4) Another McDonald's
5) Diddly Squat Farm

Top 5 superpowers they wish they had

 

[summer_reine]

Assumption : would probably consider tossing pompous capitalists into an active volcano

1: 200+ IQ
2: Eidetic memory
3: Teleportation (need the brain power so as to not materialise in a wall )
4: regeneration/ rapid healing
5: Telekinesis

Top 5 foods they will never eat again or never want to try

 

[Saltfountain]

Assumption : would probably consider tossing pompous capitalists into an active volcano

1: 200+ IQ
2: Eidetic memory
3: Teleportation (need the brain power so as to not materialise in a wall )
4: regeneration/ rapid healing
5: Telekinesis

Top 5 foods they will never eat again or never want to try

Assumption - would use their superpowers for mischief (or worse)

1) never again - dog. So bland
2) never again - peppers (except chillies)
3) don't want to - durian
4) don't want to - Hákarl
5) never again - peanuts (don't want to die)

Top 5 places they check out on people when they first meet