Masturbating while your dog/cat watches you disdainfully

[Wild_Honey_66]

wait... no pets? even after providing proof of human genitalia?

I would think human pets would be the primary audience, given the "demonstration of proper awe" required for admittance.

I wondered whether anyone would pick up on the pet thing. (Totally unintentional, by the way, but I noticed it and decided to keep it.)

Leave it to you, Stag.

 

[KimGordon67]

My BF's cats really don't like me very much. One of the very few times I was at his place, we were in the middle of something, and I had my back arched and was mostly just supported by one hand that was on the bed (it's a difficult position to explain) and suddenly I was like 'WTF is that tickling my back' ... and it was the freaking cat walking around underneath me going 'What you doing Dad, who's this, what's she doing, why all the noise, where am I meant to sleep?'

Most of our sex is over the phone. The cats now hate the sound of the phone ringing, because they know it means they'll be ejected from the bedroom.

 

[Cakecups]

Oh.

Well, if it's End of Story and all.

You know, people always say, "Oh, MY cat is great. He's like a DOG." When's the last time you heard, "Oh, you'll LOOOOVE my golden retriever! She is, I swear, just like a goddamn cat! You'll LOVE that!"

My cat used to play fetch, she was totally awesome

 

[iaabanag]

My BF's cats really don't like me very much. One of the very few times I was at his place, we were in the middle of something, and I had my back arched and was mostly just supported by one hand that was on the bed (it's a difficult position to explain) and suddenly I was like 'WTF is that tickling my back' ... and it was the freaking cat walking around underneath me going 'What you doing Dad, who's this, what's she doing, why all the noise, where am I meant to sleep?'

Most of our sex is over the phone. The cats now hate the sound of the phone ringing, because they know it means they'll be ejected from the bedroom.

Haha, I cannot imagine whether that situation was funny or wierd or both at the same time.

 

[JoanneA]

My pitt mix
http://imgur.com/MaUJP9N

I have one of those. That must be one giant McMuffin. For one?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[cookiecat]

It's not the watching. Fire dog has a habit of celebrating the crescendi, particularly the grande finale with jubilant barking. It's funny but could do with out it.

Totally not dog related but the grand finale part.... Years ago, I was a phone sex operator. A regular caller was on the line and just as he started to cum, a fire alarm went off in his hotel. He was screaming "this is it! This is it! Jesus, this is it!" when the alarm went off.

The timing was perfect.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[cookiecat]

I love this. To give credit to firedog, it's only under some circumstances, she'll get used to it.

Perhaps you and G just have to do some conditional dog training.

"Grand finale" over and over and over until finally, firedog is used to it.

 

[Rose4Emily]

Hot? or Distracting?

It's too embarrassing. I can't do it if she's in the room!

 

[Cumference]

Everyone has a “friend,” a “friend of a friend,” or a Russell Brand who has a story about feeling a nice wet sensation on their nutsack midsex, only to realize that a dog had somehow wandered into the room and decided to have a suckle. Having a gangbang with an animal is weird—and also illegal. Do not want.

From http://www.vice.com/read/is-it-weird-when-pets-watch-you-have-sex

I have had sheep staring at me, but I was too preoccupied to let it disturb me.
And since it was in Scotland, they were probably used to it.

 

[Midwestguy69]

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[gracie920101]

I have to be careful and can't close my eyes at all if the cats are in the room when I am playing. They think any hands moving under the covers are an invitation to pounce on the "scurrying bed mice".

On another note, I always sleep nude and a few years ago another cat decided to investigate the nubs sticking out on my chest as I lay reading. It would have been ok except his method of discovery was to bite the nipple! He acted totally surprised that I raised straight up out of bed.