masturbating with objects

[Kudram123]

i have used a cucumber..my first penetration was when I found my friend's mom's vibe! I was hooked

Hmmm, I bet both would be interesting stories!

I have a bit of a thing for out of the ordinary objects

 

[sammiluvscock]

I've used a cucumber and then eaten the evidence. Kinky? Moi?

Lol very kinky!! Tried the whole cucumber thing, but always been one for removing the evidence in other ways lol. Did have a friend say that she felt a bit embaressed when her parents had a salad, including the remains of you know what...

 

[StaciRay79]

this afternoon I took the blade off my husband's electric razor and used it to make myself cum. I'm waiting until after he shaves tomorrow morning to tell him... SURPRISE!!

 

[Shimp]

this afternoon I took the blade off my husband's electric razor and used it to make myself cum. I'm waiting until after he shaves tomorrow morning to tell him... SURPRISE!!

Funny and rotten all rolled up into one aren't you!?


and Sammi..lololol

 

[skate and fuck]

this is mainly for gals, so sorry in advance.

I used a fresh slice of mango in our cunnilingus play, we shared her combined juices after.

 

[JuicyAngel]

My boyfriend's silicon rubber wristband that he has to wear when serving military service.

Never washed it. Only told him when I had placed it back on his wrist.

 

[BarbieBitch]

I want to look around the house now and find something new to fuck. lol

 

[TheLM]

I want to look around the house now and find something new to fuck. lol

Might I suggest a penis?

Orrrrrr..... Cellphone. On vibrate. Then call it.

 

[BarbieBitch]

Actually I did decide on a penis... kind of. I'm fucking my dildo right now.

 

[Smilely_Guy_]

Actually I did decide on a penis... kind of. I'm fucking my dildo right now.

A fine choice

 

[Lust Engine]

Holy crap! I had forgotten about my affair with a recorder! It was a one night stand, never repeated, but it sure did the trick! (I was about seventeen, and I can only imagine how much some dirty old men would love to perv out over a video of a girl getting naughty with a wind instrument.)

We don't need to be dirty or old to perv out and enjoy the visuals of this!

 

[Lust Engine]

for years, I was to chickenshit to buy toys so I would use various things. I had a couple of brushes that were really good and I used: bottles, a big barreled curling iron.
cucumbers, toothbrushes and various other things.

No need to be afraid to buy those toys! G'wan... buy one and the habit kicks into gear! There are plenty of places to buy anonymously now. Besides, it's all about your pleasure. No need to fear that!

 

[_Virginia_]

Smiles.....I had completely forgotten about the ribbed travel toothbrush holders.....I used mine too. It was turquoise.

 

[welatshaw]

Lol.


I like masturbating with objects and then licking them clean and putting them back where they belong. I like using them afterwards knowing they were inside me.

And with those 2 sentences, Kate has managed to reduce all the subscribers to her thread to gibbering idiots.

 

[bboygirl818]

Popscicle

I'd heard about it from someone. It was really good, plus I could eat it afterwards.

 

[angela55]

This might sound weird, but I'd rather not use objects. I want the first thing "in there" - besides my fingers, obviously - to belong to my partner.

 

[PaulBlart]

O.K., I know this thread is more for the women, but I've put KY in a sandwich bag, put it over my cock and put my cock between the mattress and box springs. Nice little perverted change to one's hand.

 

[hillseeker]

Lol....that's what I did! I've given alot of thought to trying a banana too!

Watched a gf use a underripe banana, still firm!

 

[hillseeker]

I've used a cucumber and then eaten the evidence. Kinky? Moi?

I watched a online friend use a cucumber....then dice it up for her husbands salad that night...gee honey whats in the dressing?????

 

[preternatural]

my dad's beard trimmer. (in a condom) not taking chances that way. My cell, on vibrate (again in a condom) but because i put it in, then got dressed, and went and asked my mom if she'd seen it, knowing she'd call it. I was right there when she did, behind her thank god- i almost fell when she called it.

 

[Mediocrates]

bump.

 

[hilton1958]

I have improvised a masturbation sleeve from a gel ice pack. I first soak it in a basin of hot water until the gel is nice and warm (Not hot), then I roll it up and put a couple of rubber bands around it to keep it rolled. I push some lube into the cavity formed, lube my cock too, and hey presto, I'm fucking a warm gel pack- not bad at all.

 

[Micio_Lambire]

I used a variety of everyday objects in my pre-sex toy days. Hairbrush handles. Soda bottles. Bananas. Cukes. Carrots. Zucchini. Had a drill once that we'd lost the bits for but if you put a soft sock over it..

Also wooden spoons and clothespins make good substitutions for nipple clamps and paddles when you don't want your young ones to find things you're not ready to explain

 

[kingkoll04]

this is a great thread

 

[Klinkster]

I whittled a big stick once, while on a camping trip. It was kind of shaped like a dick, so I took my pocket knife to it, and finished the details.
When I got it done, my wife demo'd it for me! It was worth the work let me tell you....for both of us!