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[onceavirgin]

im present ma'am....i have excuse letter for being absent ma'am....

ok where are the boobies ive been reading about??

We are waiting for yours.. Am I right ladies?

 

[liquidsilver_r6]

We are waiting for yours.. Am I right ladies?

im flat chested hehehe

 

[onceavirgin]

im flat chested hehehe

WE want to see MANBOOBS!

 

[roylbdm1]

i am not hiding. just shy .

 

[MercyMia]

im flat chested hehehe

Flat-chested is good
Hi oav
Hi roy, long time no post. Kumusta ka na?

 

[roylbdm1]

i am fine. thanks for asking mia.

 

[junjosie69]

hi junjosie...??????????? m or f ka ba....kasi parang magulo ung name mo hehehhehe joke lang..............

I'm a straight male who's into tagalog incest stories (fantasy or real)

 

[quickmelt]

I'm a straight male who's into tagalog incest stories (fantasy or real)

Talaga pards? Incest kwento ka naman o

 

[onceavirgin]

im flat chested hehehe

come out come out wherever you are..

naghihintay pa rin kami ni Mia ng manboobs picture mo

 

[sexmoanj]

aka coy_angel_face?

Hay sana nga matapos na para wala na inaalala pa. How bout your married life? Hope everything is fine. Napansin ko lang pag kasal ka na yung mga dating di ko naririnig among married women nasasagap ko na. Parang exclusive club ang dating, before, di mo lam kung ano nangyayari, ngayon, nagugulat na ko kasi marami na nagko-confide sakin. lol.

ang-ghe: tignan mo itong si brand-new mrs., este ms., pati yung kwento ng iba'y hard2get; spill the beans na, santita! long time no. . . thing, 'mare. may honeymoon aura pa ba'ng boudoir [tama ba yan?!] nyo? relaxing presence ka, 'day. o sige mamaya, este later,'

 

[JoaquinTorresIII]

hello ulit

Nangungumusta lang sa lahat!

 

[onceavirgin]

Happy Halloween !

 

[MercyMia]

come out come out wherever you are..

naghihintay pa rin kami ni Mia ng manboobs picture mo

Korek ka dyan, oav....pero mukhang nagtago na si liquid

Hi Joaquin, nice to see you again. Have you gotten a lot of hits on your Tagalog stories?

A joke to brighten your days:

Amo : Bakit ka umiiyak?
Katulong: Sabi po ni dok tatangaling po ako ng butlig
Amo : Butlig lang iiyak ka na...
Katulong: Kasi ok lang kung right lig or left lig lang po pero bakit
naman butligs pa.....wah wah wah

 

[onceavirgin]

Korek ka dyan, oav....pero mukhang nagtago na si liquid

Hi Joaquin, nice to see you again. Have you gotten a lot of hits on your Tagalog stories?

A joke to brighten your days:

Amo : Bakit ka umiiyak?
Katulong: Sabi po ni dok tatangaling po ako ng butlig
Amo : Butlig lang iiyak ka na...
Katulong: Kasi ok lang kung right lig or left lig lang po pero bakit
naman butligs pa.....wah wah wah

Kulas: miss, pabili nga ng pam babaeng siopao.
Miss: ano? pambabaeng siopao?
Kulas:young may palel sa ilalim na paranng napkin.
Miss:ay naku wala ako niyan. panglalake ang tinda ko.. may ITLOG sa loob!

bwahahahah!

edited to add joke!

 

[onceavirgin]

dalawang nurses on duty:

nurse1: hoy gaga, bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo?
nurse2: ha? susmaryosep! kaninong PUWIT ko kaya naiwan ang ballpen ko!!?

ngek ngek!!!

 

[virgin_not]

dalawang nurses on duty:

nurse1: hoy gaga, bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo?
nurse2: ha? susmaryosep! kaninong PUWIT ko kaya naiwan ang ballpen ko!!?

ngek ngek!!!

LOL...http://bestsmileys.com/lol/13.gif

 

[MercyMia]

dalawang nurses on duty:

nurse1: hoy gaga, bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo?
nurse2: ha? susmaryosep! kaninong PUWIT ko kaya naiwan ang ballpen ko!!?

ngek ngek!!!

Aray! Heh heh!

to virgin_n and oav

Where is everybody else? Having too much sex out there?

 

[liquidsilver_r6]

im here!!!....

i guess i have to provide some jokes huh.....

ok...

baket nakatingala ang padre pag umiihi???...
...........................................................................................................


tinatanong ang dyos kung hanggang sa pag ihi na lang ba ang pedro nya.....

corny ey???

 

[onceavirgin]

im here!!!....

i guess i have to provide some jokes huh.....

ok...

baket nakatingala ang padre pag umiihi???...
...........................................................................................................


tinatanong ang dyos kung hanggang sa pag ihi na lang ba ang pedro nya.....

corny ey???

 

[onceavirgin]

mine..mine......all mine...

 

[MercyMia]

mine..mine......all mine...

Wow, I hope it doesn't mean I'm lesbian but...how sweet naman!



Kaw talaga, OAV, 'kala ko nagpost ka na nang boobies mo. I guess we're still waiting for liquid!

 

[onceavirgin]

Wow, I hope it doesn't mean I'm lesbian but...how sweet naman!



Kaw talaga, OAV, 'kala ko nagpost ka na nang boobies mo. I guess we're still waiting for liquid!

I was just teasing..

Good moaning!

 

[onceavirgin]

Hello Kabayans!

MAN ASKING GOD
Man: God how long is a million years 2 u?
God: A second.
Man: How much is $1 million to u?
God: A cent.
Man: Can I have a cent?
God: Just a second............


ngek ngek!

 

[quickmelt]

jokes

Hello Kabayans!

MAN ASKING GOD
Man: God how long is a million years 2 u?
God: A second.
Man: How much is $1 million to u?
God: A cent.
Man: Can I have a cent?
God: Just a second............


ngek ngek!

Songs of Married Couple:

First Night - Aray Naku!

1-5 Years - Araw- araw Gabi gabi

6-15 Years - Paminsan minsan

16-25 Years - Sana Kahit Minsan

26-49 Years - Gaano kadalas ang Minsan

50 up - Maalaala mo Kaya


Jose Rizal and Maria Clara

RIZAL: Alam mo, Maria Clara, ikaw talaga ang
pinakamahinhin babae na nakilala ko

MA. CLARA: (Ngiti, sabay takip ng abaniko sa mukha)
Bolero! Hilahin ko kuwan mo dyan eh..


Aksidente

PULIS: Sino nakasaksi sa aksidente?

LASENG: Ako sir! Kulay itim na van ang nakabangga!

PULIS: Nakuha mo ba ang plate number?

LASING: Hinde sir, nakaturnilyo eh.

 

[onceavirgin]

Aksidente

PULIS: Sino nakasaksi sa aksidente?

LASENG: Ako sir! Kulay itim na van ang nakabangga!

PULIS: Nakuha mo ba ang plate number?

LASING: Hinde sir, nakaturnilyo eh.

mwahaha! ngekngek!