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LIT CAMS (200 Free Tokens)ADULT TOYSVOD MOVIES

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DO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS ?

1. Use BE COOL and I'LL BUY in a sentence.
...The tourist went to Mayon volcano in I'LL BUY, BE COOL.

2. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
...(phone rings).....Hello? Who SCHOOLING?

3. Use AFFECT in a sentence.
...Maria is wearing AFFECT diamond ring.

4. Use ADIEU in a sentence.
...If you are ADIEU, the Arabs will kill you.

5. Use DECANTER in a sentence.
...You can order that medicine over DECANTER.

6. Use DELETION in a sentence.
...The balat of DELETION is crispy.

7. Use DESPISE in a sentence.
...Who baked all DESPISE?

8. Use DIFFERENT and DIFFERENTIAL in a sentence.
...I am looking for DIFFERENT of this boy to get DIFFERENTIAL
consent so he can go to the picnic.

9. Use BORROW in a sentence.
...Ang dumi naman ng BORROW mo.

10. Use CAESAREAN in a sentence.
...Lintek, anak, mag-ingat ka, CAESAREAN mo iyang laruan mo.

11. Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence.
...Pare, ang dami-daming pagkain, pero, ko-CONTEMPLATE.

12. Use ARTESIA in a sentence (if you don't know what this is, it's a
city [or street] at the L.A. COUNTY in CALIFORNIA)
...Nako naman, ang ganda-ganda nang bebot na yun, pero,
ma-ARTESIA.

13. Use CADET in a sentence.
...CADET ko si Maria nung isang gabi. Ngayon, ikaw naman ang
CADET niya.

14. Use CARDIAC in a sentence.
...Na CARDIAC yung kotse ni Pedro noong isang gabi.

15. Use CENTURION in a sentence.
...Na-CENTURION si Pedro ng tatay niya dahil sa kalokohan niya.

16. Use DEDICATE in a sentence.
...Pag ginamitan ng glue, siguradong DEDICATE iyan.

17. Use DELICACY in a sentence.
...Bagal mo... DELICACY mahuhuli na tayo.

18. Use DEPRECIATE in a sentence.
...Sister, DEPRECIATE already, kaya pwede na tayong kumain.

19. Use DIFFUSION in a sentence.
...Brownout...siguradong DIFFUSION pumutok.

20. Use LAITY in a sentence.
...Taga "laity" si Imelda Marcos.

21. Use MENTION in a sentence.
...Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang MENTION.

22. Use MOTHA' FUCKA' in a sentece.
..Mahal, mag-ingat, para hindi MOTHA' FUCKA'


Bwahaha! ngek! :D
 
onceavirgin said:
DO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS ?

1. Use BE COOL and I'LL BUY in a sentence.
...The tourist went to Mayon volcano in I'LL BUY, BE COOL.

2. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
...(phone rings).....Hello? Who SCHOOLING?

3. Use AFFECT in a sentence.
...Maria is wearing AFFECT diamond ring.

4. Use ADIEU in a sentence.
...If you are ADIEU, the Arabs will kill you.

5. Use DECANTER in a sentence.
...You can order that medicine over DECANTER.

6. Use DELETION in a sentence.
...The balat of DELETION is crispy.

7. Use DESPISE in a sentence.
...Who baked all DESPISE?

8. Use DIFFERENT and DIFFERENTIAL in a sentence.
...I am looking for DIFFERENT of this boy to get DIFFERENTIAL
consent so he can go to the picnic.

9. Use BORROW in a sentence.
...Ang dumi naman ng BORROW mo.

10. Use CAESAREAN in a sentence.
...Lintek, anak, mag-ingat ka, CAESAREAN mo iyang laruan mo.

11. Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence.
...Pare, ang dami-daming pagkain, pero, ko-CONTEMPLATE.

12. Use ARTESIA in a sentence (if you don't know what this is, it's a
city [or street] at the L.A. COUNTY in CALIFORNIA)
...Nako naman, ang ganda-ganda nang bebot na yun, pero,
ma-ARTESIA.

13. Use CADET in a sentence.
...CADET ko si Maria nung isang gabi. Ngayon, ikaw naman ang
CADET niya.

14. Use CARDIAC in a sentence.
...Na CARDIAC yung kotse ni Pedro noong isang gabi.

15. Use CENTURION in a sentence.
...Na-CENTURION si Pedro ng tatay niya dahil sa kalokohan niya.

16. Use DEDICATE in a sentence.
...Pag ginamitan ng glue, siguradong DEDICATE iyan.

17. Use DELICACY in a sentence.
...Bagal mo... DELICACY mahuhuli na tayo.

18. Use DEPRECIATE in a sentence.
...Sister, DEPRECIATE already, kaya pwede na tayong kumain.

19. Use DIFFUSION in a sentence.
...Brownout...siguradong DIFFUSION pumutok.

20. Use LAITY in a sentence.
...Taga "laity" si Imelda Marcos.

21. Use MENTION in a sentence.
...Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang MENTION.

22. Use MOTHA' FUCKA' in a sentece.
..Mahal, mag-ingat, para hindi MOTHA' FUCKA'


Bwahaha! ngek! :D
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siguro bisaya to...hehehe
 
BAKIT

Baket kapag nalalaglag ang TINIDOR may LALAKI daw na darating at
kung KUTSARA ay BABAE?
 
liquidsilver_r6 said:
aaahhh i would like to make a phone call...
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this is not a millionare game...

SAGOT: Kase ang lalaki nanunusok...ang babae nanunubo!

ngek! :D
 
WHEN

When I was lost you were there,

When I was down you were there.

When I was heartbroken you were there.

When I got really sick you were there.

ABA, hindi kaya ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko?

ngekngek! :D
 
no_reply, you must take your stalking responsibilities seriously. That means you have to PM oav at least once a day, send roses, kisses, dancing bananas. And you have to adore her, following her from thread to thread. That's super-stalking service
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To my Onceavirgin hers is your daily :rose: :kiss: :nana: and remember Im watching you. ;)
 
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How is everyone tonight, Im abit out of sync becuase of my location from the rest of you people here.

To my Onceavirgin, how was your day? Who's promoted? What do I get in return? Hope its a photo of onceavirign :D
 
Did you know that the average man thinks about sex every seven seconds.

According to an intense Kinsey Institute study, the average man forms a thought about sex approximately every two minutes, and that he generally ponders the thought for about a minute, 50 seconds before letting go of it.

An associated legend -- that every two minutes women think about shopping -- is blatantly sexist and completely without basis. It has been shown, however, that every two minutes a woman who is with a man will wish that he'd stop staring at her chest.

I think this is very true. What do you think Onceavirgin?
 
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no_reply said:
Did you know that the average man thinks about sex every seven seconds.

According to an intense Kinsey Institute study, the average man forms a thought about sex approximately every two minutes, and that he generally ponders the thought for about a minute, 50 seconds before letting go of it.

An associated legend -- that every two minutes women think about shopping -- is blatantly sexist and completely without basis. It has been shown, however, that every two minutes a woman who is with a man will wish that he'd stop staring at her chest.

I think this is very true. What do you think Onceavirgin?
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hmmm. .... does this mean na ako ay lalake? :confused:
 
MercyMia said:
no_reply, you must take your stalking responsibilities seriously. That means you have to PM oav at least once a day, send roses, kisses, dancing bananas. And you have to adore her, following her from thread to thread. That's super-stalking service :)
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Mia, you should not encourage him! :catroar: :cathappy:
 
hhhmmm i see that onceavirgin got herself a stalker huh.....i think with the cold season fast approaching comes libog folks looking for a prey....hehehehe...good luck no reply......
 
liquidsilver_r6 said:
hhhmmm i see that onceavirgin got herself a stalker huh.....i think with the cold season fast approaching comes libog folks looking for a prey....hehehehe...good luck no reply......
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heh! Nagseselos ka ba diyan? :kiss:
 
onceavirgin said:
Q: Bakit naman shy ang toes?
A: Kasi "foot-ang-ina" niya.

:nana:

and where's everyone?

posting blackeyedpeas again! thanks babe :kiss:
BEBOT!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=a1P0Rf_J0i4
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Hi everyone...eh, nice try at humor, oav :eek:
Funny video, but the mom is a tad bit overdone, eh?

I'm going to check out ben's favorite story on Lit. I have a couple of favorite writers and like just about all their stuff. Medyong nahihiya ako magsabi kung sino sila...they're kind of kinky, emotionally, you know?
 
Anak ng tinapa, ben, limang pages! Ha ha ha! I will read page 2 tomorrow. Mabagal ako magbasa eh!

So far, so good...but I wonder what other people here will think of it?
 
MercyMia said:
Hi everyone...eh, nice try at humor, oav :eek:
Funny video, but the mom is a tad bit overdone, eh?

I'm going to check out ben's favorite story on Lit. I have a couple of favorite writers and like just about all their stuff. Medyong nahihiya ako magsabi kung sino sila...they're kind of kinky, emotionally, you know?
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Hi Mia.. OA ang nanay!

Pm'ing ko sa iyo ang latest na binasa ko...
pm'ing mo sakin ang fav mo ey.wink*

Pssst.... if the story is long, print it and read it in bed.... :D
 
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hmmmmm... Ano na ang nangyari sa unofficial stalker ko? :kiss:

liquidsilver..We miss you... :kiss:

:cathappy: hello to pinoys and pinays who are just lurking :D
 
hmmmmm... Ano na ang nangyari sa unofficial stalker ko?
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Hi Onceavirgin. Im here and Im your official, everyone else is just pretend stalker. :p

Hi to all people on the tread.
 
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