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Hi oav and v_n, your AVs are both spicing up the thread :)
Kumusta na, benD, LTNS.

Wala akong kwento for now. Just popped in to say hi to everyone. Nagtataka pa rin ako bakit tahimik ang mga kabayan. :eek:
 
benDlion said:
Wow!!! Nice AV, OAV!

Its nice to see that its gettin hotter in here. hehehehe
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hey ben. musta na... lagi ka kasi sa am pic eh..lol


MercyMia said:
Hi oav and v_n, your AVs are both spicing up the thread :)
Kumusta na, benD, LTNS.

Wala akong kwento for now. Just popped in to say hi to everyone. Nagtataka pa rin ako bakit tahimik ang mga kabayan. :eek:
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musta mia..just bumping here...

psst. nasa nextdoor sila..hehehe..
:kiss:
 
onceavirgin said:
hey ben. musta na... lagi ka kasi sa am pic eh..lol




musta mia..just bumping here...

psst. nasa nextdoor sila..hehehe..
:kiss:
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Halika, silip tayo! Baka may party sila!
 
MercyMia said:
Nice choice, oav :)
Sorry have been busy kaya di ako bumibisita nang madalas.
Kumusta na kayo sa east coast? Nabaon kayo sa snow?
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snows just melting now... but still cold.. cant wait for springtime...
:kiss:
 
Hello :)

Sige, if we don't hear from other kabayans soon, I'm going to have to officially rename this thread "The onceavirgin and MercyMia Thread" :D

Did I scare you guys?

Kayo naman o, di mabiro!
 
You Harden There

There was this Pinay named Maria who was born and raised in Olongapo City. She met her husband, John while he was stationed at Subic Bay Naval Base.

Maria doesn't have an excellent command of the English language, but she and John manage to communicate. One day, Maria decided to cook a big dinner for John, so she called John up at work and told him to come home straight from work.

John and his co-workers had been working long hours trying to finish up a project their admiral had assigned weeks ago, so they were excited to finally finish it. They decided to go to the ship's chow hall to celebrate.

When John came home around midnight, he realized he forgot about the dinner that Maria had made for him. As Maria came out of the kitchen, John began to explain.

John: "Honey, I'm really sorry. The guys decided to celebrate a little b it, so we ended up eating at the ship."

Maria: " Ah, like that, ha? I cook the house for you, you eat the ship! "

John: "Honey, I'm really sorry."

Maria: " Ahh! Don't sorry to me! From now, you do your do, I do my do! You harden there! "

[Maria's Tagalog translation] Ah, ganon ha? Pinagluto kita dito sa bahay, kumain ka naman sa barko! Mula ngayon, gawin mo ang gusto mong gawin, gagawin ko ang gusto kong gawin! MANIGAS KA DIYAN!

This is Maria's story. If you didn't find it as funny, oh well...
YOU HARDEN THERE!

.
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MercyMia said:
There was this Pinay named Maria who was born and raised in Olongapo City. She met her husband, John while he was stationed at Subic Bay Naval Base.

Maria doesn't have an excellent command of the English language, but she and John manage to communicate. One day, Maria decided to cook a big dinner for John, so she called John up at work and told him to come home straight from work.

John and his co-workers had been working long hours trying to finish up a project their admiral had assigned weeks ago, so they were excited to finally finish it. They decided to go to the ship's chow hall to celebrate.

When John came home around midnight, he realized he forgot about the dinner that Maria had made for him. As Maria came out of the kitchen, John began to explain.

John: "Honey, I'm really sorry. The guys decided to celebrate a little b it, so we ended up eating at the ship."

Maria: " Ah, like that, ha? I cook the house for you, you eat the ship! "

John: "Honey, I'm really sorry."

Maria: " Ahh! Don't sorry to me! From now, you do your do, I do my do! You harden there! "

[Maria's Tagalog translation] Ah, ganon ha? Pinagluto kita dito sa bahay, kumain ka naman sa barko! Mula ngayon, gawin mo ang gusto mong gawin, gagawin ko ang gusto kong gawin! MANIGAS KA DIYAN!

This is Maria's story. If you didn't find it as funny, oh well...
YOU HARDEN THERE!

.
__._,___
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Bwahahahahahahaha! :nana:
 
MercyMia said:
Hello :)

Sige, if we don't hear from other kabayans soon, I'm going to have to officially rename this thread "The onceavirgin and MercyMia Thread" :D

Did I scare you guys?

Kayo naman o, di mabiro!
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hahaha! siguro bakasyon season na eh! at ang iba naman ay masyadong nagpapayaman kaya overtime lagi sa trabaho...

musta na mia? join me na next door.. :D

what the heck happened to my stalker? :catroar:

Lr6, huwag mong kalimutan ang pasalubong namin ni mia! :kiss:
 
hello to you all!

i've been with literotica since 2003 but i never noticed/checked that there exists this forum! this is my first post, and hopefully not the last

i have seen your many posts and i cant stand to read it all - i guess i can ride on with the conversation. i'll just take it from here and make my way to you all...

to introduce myself, im from davao philippines... anybody from the neighborhood?
 
onceavirgin said:
hahaha! siguro bakasyon season na eh! at ang iba naman ay masyadong nagpapayaman kaya overtime lagi sa trabaho...

musta na mia? join me na next door.. :D

what the heck happened to my stalker? :catroar:

Lr6, huwag mong kalimutan ang pasalubong namin ni mia! :kiss:
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Hi oav, saan ba ang next door mo? :confused: Sabihin mo na para makapunta ako!

Yeah, where is your stalker? Probably drooling over your av?

Has liquid already left for the Philippines?

Hi joevan, welcome to the thread. Sa wakas, may bagong pinoy! I've been to Davao only once and found it a beautiful place. But I'm not in your neighborhood :eek: Balik-balik ka, dalasan mo. Tell us about life in Davao! Pahinging durian :)
 
MercyMia said:
Hi oav, saan ba ang next door mo? :confused: Sabihin mo na para makapunta ako!

Yeah, where is your stalker? Probably drooling over your av?

Has liquid already left for the Philippines?

Hi joevan, welcome to the thread. Sa wakas, may bagong pinoy! I've been to Davao only once and found it a beautiful place. But I'm not in your neighborhood :eek: Balik-balik ka, dalasan mo. Tell us about life in Davao! Pahinging durian :)
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miaaaaaa hugggsssss lol

shhhhhhhhh.. busted na ko eh! lol

Lrs left .. scroll above post! (sigh)

kailangan ko ng bagong stalker.. dammit! LOL

welcome joe, and goodluck na lang sa iyong new FWB seach :D

nasa us ako ngayon pero laki ako sa manila..
 
onceavirgin said:
welcome joe, and goodluck na lang sa iyong new FWB seach :D
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onceavirgin, what does FWB mean?



anyway, thanks for the warm welcome. indeed pinoys are hospitable people...
i hope meron din hospitable para sa ginawa kong thread... hehehe

any pinay in davao? please visit the link
 
joevanperez said:
onceavirgin, what does FWB mean?



anyway, thanks for the warm welcome. indeed pinoys are hospitable people...
i hope meron din hospitable para sa ginawa kong thread... hehehe

any pinay in davao? please visit the link
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friends with benifit! :nana:
 
onceavirgin said:
drop it like its hot! drop it like its hot! LOL!
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Ha ha ha! Kumusta na, mga kabayan? Biyernes Santo, siete palabras...what's new in your neighborhood?
 
onceavirgin said:
Happy Easter Sa Inyong Lahat!
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Hi oav, since a certain young Pinoy is missing for the rest of the week, ikaw na lang ang Easter bunny natin, ok? :)

Hope all of you had a great Araw ng Bagong Pagkabuhay! Happy Easter!
 
Hello people..!

Hi my OAV. Been missing you loads, you got a pm.

How was the weekend for everyone? Hope you all not having too much fun :D

Anyway I'm back to my Stella.
 
no_reply said:
Hello people..!

Hi my OAV. Been missing you loads, you got a pm.

How was the weekend for everyone? Hope you all not having too much fun :D

Anyway I'm back to my Stella.
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Kelan ka uuwi sa atin kabayan?
O mayaman ka na ba sa puro trabaho?
:kiss:

ps.. * nalimutan mo na and aking dancing banana! *sulk*
 
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