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onceavirgin said:
gandang umaga rin sa yo :rose: hindi ako makatulog kasi. siguro too much coffee.. kamusta ka na?
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Ay coffee-addict ka na!

Gabi na dito. Antok na ako, pero may tinatapos lang.

Ang hula mo dyan sa lugar niyo--white Christmas o hindi?
 
Hay!!!!!

Laughter has been a lifesaver for me today.


Anong Bansa ang walang pangit? UGANDA
Anong Bansa ang di sikat? LAOS
Anong Bansa ang tinutukso? CUBA
Anong Bansa ang madulas? GREECE
Anong Bansa ang hindi sa iyo? KENYA
Anong Bansa ang nakagapos? ITALY
Anong Bansa ang maraming bacteria? GERM-ANY
Anong Bansa ang nagmamadali? RUSH-SIA
 
Nakakatanggal ng sakit ulo...kahit korneh!

Learn New Japanese Words:
1) Is this your underwear? Jakimoto?
2) Speechless - Wasabe
3) What are your thoughts? Kuro-kuro mo?
4) Are you regular customer? Sukikaba?
 
lilipat na ko sa Uganda.. papalitan kaya and pangalan noon? i kidd! i kidd! lol*
 
onceavirgin said:
lilipat na ko sa Uganda.. papalitan kaya and pangalan noon? i kidd! i kidd! lol*
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Ay, wrong number po! Kung lilipat ka doon, lalong gaganda ang Uganda, noh?
;)
 
Ang Galing talaga ng pinoy!

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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe.

Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is
MARIO DIMACULANGAN.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2,000 people leave the room.

MARIO says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose
if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience in managing more than
100 people may leave.

2,000 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself ' I never managed anybody but myself, but I
have nothing to lose if I stay.
What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.

500 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself, 'I left high school at 15 but what have I got to
lose ?'
So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to
leave.

498 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo- Croat but
what do I have to lose?'

So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else
has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two
candidates who speak
Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together
in that language.'

Calmly, Mario turns to the other candidate and says `Ano ba yan, dong?'

The other candidate answers 'Ewan ko, pare.'
 
newbie sa forums

hi all. :) tagal ko nang nagbabasa ng literotica pero ngayon lang ako nagforums. amazing, any daming replies so curious tuloy ako, share niyo naman kung anong type of stories ang type ninyo. i guess i'll start with myself. i like incest stories preferably romance, older brother/younger sister or same age. i used to like Father/Daughter pero parang nagsawa na ako. hope to hear from you all...
 
zfamme said:
hi all. :) tagal ko nang nagbabasa ng literotica pero ngayon lang ako nagforums. amazing, any daming replies so curious tuloy ako, share niyo naman kung anong type of stories ang type ninyo. i guess i'll start with myself. i like incest stories preferably romance, older brother/younger sister or same age. i used to like Father/Daughter pero parang nagsawa na ako. hope to hear from you all...
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hiya! i dont fuck my family... but welcome to our thread.. i like reading romance and transcript

((((((mia)))))) how are ya?
 
onceavirgin said:
hiya! i dont fuck my family... but welcome to our thread.. i like reading romance and transcript

((((((mia)))))) how are ya?
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i don't DO my family either hehehe i don't have siblings so i guess that explains my tolerance for it :D i'm trying romance kaya lang parang wala masyadong spark para sa akin pero oks na rin. maybe i should try transcript sometime. i wish this thread would run faster... :)
 
zfamme said:
i don't DO my family either hehehe i don't have siblings so i guess that explains my tolerance for it :D i'm trying romance kaya lang parang wala masyadong spark para sa akin pero oks na rin. maybe i should try transcript sometime. i wish this thread would run faster... :)
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yea. mabagal dito, did you try the other board?
 
MercyMia said:
Heh heh, I'd have to agree with this, oav :)

Kumusta na? Must be winter na. Shopping season, too?
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you better agree.. hahaha!

mabuti lang ako mia. pero global warming na, mainit this year.. ano?shopping season? any season is shopping season.. :nana:
 
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Hay grabe, oav, kakatawa naman yan!

So what happened to your panties the other day? ;)
 
lost and found section...

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