Men can be such idiots.
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bunny bondage said:some men
i get hit on from cars all the time, though never anything as extreme as what happened to you! i don't get it either. i always think "what are they hoping to accomplish? have any marriages started this way? do they think i might be so overwhelmed by their masculinity that i'll just rip off my clothing?"
i have no answers for you.
*grin*
Somehow I don't think the're looking for wives.
(but I don't get it either)
*edited for grammar*
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bunny bondage said:some men
i get hit on from cars all the time, though never anything as extreme as what happened to you! i don't get it either. i always think "what are they hoping to accomplish? have any marriages started this way? do they think i might be so overwhelmed by their masculinity that i'll just rip off my clothing?"
i have no answers for you.
We have to pass the time somehow. Maybe you shouldn't tell me now boring I am for playing chess huh?
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Croctden said:
lol! no, chess is still dull!
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cecile and cleopatra... i named the back when i was still C's... (birth control upped me to a D) The left is cleopatra.. that one was always a bit more voluptious, it's a large D while the other is a small D. While cleopatra fits with a voluptious sumptious idea and goes ont he larger breast.. cecil is a saint who was martyred for not giving up her virginity to a noble man who wanted to have sex with her. hence the reason the smaller one gets the daintier name.
as for truck drivers... i have fun with them... I've always had a male sence of humor and there were these Radio Shock jocks called "Opie and Anthony" here (they went syndacate so you may have heard them too) they started this thing cfalled "WOW" (Whip em' Out Wendsday/Whenever) It became a bumper sticker and it was written in the dust on the backs of trucks and such of hopeful drivers looking for someone to flash them... needless to say, I got my own WOW sticker... i think many a man was pissed when i looked at them smiled and mouthed/signed "No i have the sticker, you flash me" I still have a bad habit of racing trucks down an interstate at 3am and sometimes when i drive he pickup truck i talk to them on the CB. I mean their driving for days at a time.. life's gotta be pretty boring sometimes...
I'm a ridiculas speed demon and driver... i'm the type in the 91 mercury grand marquis V8 racing the stupid looking boy in the flashy honda civic (i hat it when they put work into the lights and stuff and nothing into the engin.. now really...)
and yanno what.. i like it when others re flashey.. i've gotten 5 people pulled over already.... they wanted to race... they wanted to ahve the nice paint job adn the stupid lights with the loud muffler.. fine draw attention to you.. i'm sure the NJ troopers LOVE an easy target... i've never gotten a ticket once *knocks on wood*
as for truck drivers... i have fun with them... I've always had a male sence of humor and there were these Radio Shock jocks called "Opie and Anthony" here (they went syndacate so you may have heard them too) they started this thing cfalled "WOW" (Whip em' Out Wendsday/Whenever) It became a bumper sticker and it was written in the dust on the backs of trucks and such of hopeful drivers looking for someone to flash them... needless to say, I got my own WOW sticker... i think many a man was pissed when i looked at them smiled and mouthed/signed "No i have the sticker, you flash me" I still have a bad habit of racing trucks down an interstate at 3am and sometimes when i drive he pickup truck i talk to them on the CB. I mean their driving for days at a time.. life's gotta be pretty boring sometimes...
I'm a ridiculas speed demon and driver... i'm the type in the 91 mercury grand marquis V8 racing the stupid looking boy in the flashy honda civic (i hat it when they put work into the lights and stuff and nothing into the engin.. now really...)
and yanno what.. i like it when others re flashey.. i've gotten 5 people pulled over already.... they wanted to race... they wanted to ahve the nice paint job adn the stupid lights with the loud muffler.. fine draw attention to you.. i'm sure the NJ troopers LOVE an easy target... i've never gotten a ticket once *knocks on wood*
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It's the testosterone.
The average male is something like 10% less intelligent than the average female, depending on whom you believe. And testosterone seems to keep many guys in a state of perpetual adolescence. There is also something about some goofy guys which refuses to be ignored, no matter how big a batch of asses they have to make of themselves.
If there are any women who think that sort of behavior is "cute", I don't want to know who they are. There must be women stupid enough to breed with these clowns, or else I think they would die out in a generation.
Why do men have such a hard time looking women in the eyes? Because breasts don't have eyes.
I used to drink and hang out in bars and pick shit with guys like that. It's a surprise that I have all of my teeth.
So, ladies, do the human species a favor and "just say no" to clowns like that. If you refuse to bear their kids, humankind will be the better for it.
The average male is something like 10% less intelligent than the average female, depending on whom you believe. And testosterone seems to keep many guys in a state of perpetual adolescence. There is also something about some goofy guys which refuses to be ignored, no matter how big a batch of asses they have to make of themselves.
If there are any women who think that sort of behavior is "cute", I don't want to know who they are. There must be women stupid enough to breed with these clowns, or else I think they would die out in a generation.
Why do men have such a hard time looking women in the eyes? Because breasts don't have eyes.
I used to drink and hang out in bars and pick shit with guys like that. It's a surprise that I have all of my teeth.
So, ladies, do the human species a favor and "just say no" to clowns like that. If you refuse to bear their kids, humankind will be the better for it.
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ammre said:
This wasnt a big rig... I actually will flirt w/ truckers on the road, cause I had a friend who was a trucker and told me that they get soooo bored... so I will play w/ them, in his memory. Also, truckers dont usually try to cause wrecks, even when you flash them. They have some respect for other drivers. This was just a pick up truck full of stupid 20 something guys, endangering themselves, me, and other drivers just cause I was wearing a bathing suit top. Jeeze... get a life already!
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Re: Re: It's the testosterone.
Actually, when I am out somewhere, and can talk to the idiots, they soon leave me be. Though I am small, generally described as cute, and very bubbly on a normal basis, I can be a hellacious bitch when I want. Some how it seems to scare people more when someone like me goes off, than when someone who looks intimidating does. I have made men that are more than a foot taller than me back down, just by shear force of bitch-power. Maybe mbb308 is right, and it is just perpetual adolescence, but still...
Ebonyfire said:
Actually, when I am out somewhere, and can talk to the idiots, they soon leave me be. Though I am small, generally described as cute, and very bubbly on a normal basis, I can be a hellacious bitch when I want. Some how it seems to scare people more when someone like me goes off, than when someone who looks intimidating does. I have made men that are more than a foot taller than me back down, just by shear force of bitch-power. Maybe mbb308 is right, and it is just perpetual adolescence, but still...
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niteshade said:
That's EXACTLY what I was going to suggest!!
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Hubby calls mine Ethel and Bertha.
Yeah, that puts me right in the mood.
Yeah, that puts me right in the mood.
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Re: I fear the answer to the Texas boys...
LoL... yeah, I guess so... I was hoping for something more substantial though. You know, like finding out the guys gym coach in highschool taught bad male behavior while we were running track.
Ps... good luck picking an AV... cant wait to see what you come up w/.
Peter2002 said:is simple, alas. It's like dogs. Why do the lick their balls? Because they can. It's not the most enobling answer
LoL... yeah, I guess so... I was hoping for something more substantial though. You know, like finding out the guys gym coach in highschool taught bad male behavior while we were running track.
Ps... good luck picking an AV... cant wait to see what you come up w/.
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I was a 42FF before my reduction to a 38c...mean seemed to act less like animals as my breasts got smaller.
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We men are idoits in many ways
did you know that more men then women are abused
did you know us guys stick around longer with the abuse
did you know when we are asked why we stay(ed) we have no answer
When it comes to breasts .... i prefer small ones
did you know that more men then women are abused
did you know us guys stick around longer with the abuse
did you know when we are asked why we stay(ed) we have no answer
When it comes to breasts .... i prefer small ones
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