Men, have you fucked an inanimate object?

[GoingBackToBed]

I was waiting for this to appear...

(Still made me laugh though)

Ha! Me too.

 

[cqiam]

Yup, there is a vid of it in my thread.

Prefer the real thing, though!

 

[bw699353]

Used to grind pillows in my younger days and afew soft toys

 

[Landshark1]

Once while swimming in the lake, i was caressed by a large school of minnows. I proceeded to get on my knees and fuck the soft lake bottom..

 

[bristolbabcock]

So no ones going to mention the obvious...

The vacuums were my friend... LOL

 

[NemoNautilus]

In my younger days, a hot tub jet was quite a ride

 

[wifewatcher1997]

In HS, I put an old pair of sweat pants down and an old pillow on top and would go to town almost nightly. Kept them hidden in the closet

 

[oneblueye]

Never as a man. (age 18 and above)
As a child, I would stick that pecker into anything I could get it into and out of safely.

 

[withinreason]

Yes. Long women’s boots. My mother’s, my wife’s friends and my wife’s while she was wearing them.

 

[Mtnmike]

So no ones going to mention the obvious...

The vacuums were my friend... LOL

Lol thought I was only one to try that. Thought I'd give myself a nice blowjob with it but dang hose was to small.

 

[SPARTAN047]

I fully expected some jokes about women or men being limp starfish and inanimate objects during sex, and I wasn't disappointed.