Men, what is the weirdest thing you have stuck your cock into?

[priapusone]

weirdest thing

lol, trimjob...i know that!

 

[Dickstroker81]

A shit filled mouth. Not weird or unusual to me but probably is to a lot of others.

 

[Ktownmale63]

Things we cant mention here was my first pussy. As a teen anything warm worked

 

[Lord Pmann]

A giant earthworm.

 

[dudeinachair]

Soapy sock in an old shoe and (my own) dirty diaper

 

[Lord Pmann]

These are squishy tube like sleeve toys filled with water I believe. Warm them and lube them up.

I guess that's basically what my earthworm felt like, ya know?

 

[nakedplay]

I fooled around with a vacuum cleaner hose

 

[naomirubybaby]

Bahahaha!! Yeah if I was guy I would probably put my dick in a lot of odd things. Just looking at stuff and being like "hay I bet I could fuck that" lol

 

[nakedplay]

Bahahaha!! Yeah if I was guy I would probably put my dick in a lot of odd things. Just looking at stuff and being like "hay I bet I could fuck that" lol

Never know it might feel really good

 

[Anomaly1964]

I warmed up a really big grapefruit in the microwave in my teen years...

LMAO!

 

[suckonsimon]

I once managed to get the whole of a banana out of its skin by just chopping off an end and then massaging out the contents. It was a massive banana but I still managed to split the darn thing with my first shove.

 

[followmenow6969]

My ex wife

 

[rustybutt666]

rolled up bubble wrap with lube,rolled up panties, between couch cushions,sponge with rubber glove, none as good as a wet pussy

 

[rustybutt666]

Bahahaha!! Yeah if I was guy I would probably put my dick in a lot of odd things. Just looking at stuff and being like "hay I bet I could fuck that" lol

i always think that same thing except if i was a women

 

[Funnbrandy]

Just an idea....

This thread is hilarious! I don't have a cock but I once seen a video of a guy fucking a watermelon, he just drilled a hole big enough in the green part and had his way with it.....it was quite the sight, lol

 

[Corbal]

A giant earthworm.

I warmed up a really big grapefruit in the microwave in my teen years...

LMAO!

I once managed to get the whole of a banana out of its skin by just chopping off an end and then massaging out the contents. It was a massive banana but I still managed to split the darn thing with my first shove.

I noticed a trend and was going to be snarky....

A shit filled mouth. Not weird or unusual to me but probably is to a lot of others.

....it died with ol'shitdick, here.

 

[Dream59]

The only thing I have ever stuck my cock into is a woman. I must be missing out.

 

[Mallory69]

I cut a hole in a bologna and tried to fuck it. (got the idea from the movie "Vacation" . When I was a teen, living at home I tried to stick my dick between the cushions of our leather couch. And, yes. I tried the vacuum hose.

 

[jehoram]

This thread is hilarious! I don't have a cock but I once seen a video of a guy fucking a watermelon, he just drilled a hole big enough in the green part and had his way with it.....it was quite the sight, lol

Brings back memories of a girl I used to date back in the 70s. She bought a watermelon at a roadside stand one summer and brought it home. We got to talking about crazy shit and it ended up with me cutting a hole in the watermelon and fucking it as she watched and masturbated. After I came, we split the watermelon open and each had a piece of the spermy fruit. (It needed salt.)

Then she licked the watermelon juices off my cock, which resulted in me getting another hard-on. I rubbed some of the watermelon on her cunt and nipples and licked them clean. The scene was so hot that I came again, as soon as I was inside her. Thanks to my surging hormones, it didn't take me long to reload and give her a proper fuck. To this day, I can't eat watermelon without getting aroused.

 

[HoldYouDown]

What is the weirdest thing you have stuck your cock into?

A henhouse.

 

[electrosux]

I use my vacuum

 

[HornyProf]

in the hyperhorny virginal years

I used to slide a plastic bag filled with water up and down on my cock. Then, I took it to another level and filled a plastic garbage bag and "fucked" it on my bed, with unfortunate consequences

 

[Role2014Play]

One Autumn, I hollowed out several large zucchinis, summer squashes, and cucumbers until I got one with just the right fit. I taped it to the glass topped kitchen table with packing tape and fantasized that I had my niece bent over before me. It worked. They worked, seeing how I came in two of them. (I tried a third, but I rarely cum three times with a real woman, let alone a melon.

It was worth the effort because of the humorous memory I will have about the lengths to which I went that night to feel something more than my clenched fingers, but I doubt that I would go through that much work again. Ironically, I had a lover who would have made herself available to me that night, but instead, I chose the makings of a vegie plate instead.

 

[magicalmoments]

Have you met my wife?

 

[yourwhitewife]

a vagina!