Miley Miley Miley

I wish she would just go ahead, do a spread showing her cooter and GO AWAY!:rolleyes:
 
I wish she would just go ahead, do a spread showing her cooter and GO AWAY!:rolleyes:

I think she is going to wait until she is like 40 and washed up (even more) to do that.

I just read the Aguilera said she wants to pose for Playboy and I'd be down to see that way before I'd want to see Miley naked...
 
I think she is going to wait until she is like 40 and washed up (even more) to do that.

I just read the Aguilera said she wants to pose for Playboy and I'd be down to see that way before I'd want to see Miley naked...

Like Tiffany who was big at a young age, then posed when she was close to forty I think and goddamn was she hot. Debbie Gibson looked damned good too.

I wonder if Miley poses will Billy Ray be there to hold her legs open?
 
Like Tiffany who was big at a young age, then posed when she was close to forty I think and goddamn was she hot. Debbie Gibson looked damned good too.

I wonder if Miley poses will Billy Ray be there to hold her legs open?

I think her Mom would be holding her legs while Billy Ray was telling everybody there how good Miley looks and how it will be good for her career.

I just went and looked at the Debbie and Tiffany pics, they are hot. I don't think Miley could hold a candle to them in a naked spread though.
 
I personally don't find her all that attractive but I'd let her suck me ...HIGHLY DOUBT SHE'S A GOOD FUCK ... But you people have to remember! She's a personality! Strikes me a kid who knows how to sell records. ....
 
Whether she, her dad, or her "handlers" are making the decisions, she is a very rich, very attractive young woman.

Yes I would fuck her, but then I'm a bit of a slut myself.
 
She's not anymore slutty or depraved than any of the other Divas it's just that she started out as Hannah Montana...leave her alone...
 
I think Miley Cyruis pretty, but she never did it for me sexually, even after she changed to her more explicit and current image.

I prefer actresses/celeb types like Jennifer Connelly, Monica Bellucci, and Ava Gardner. They are all simultaneously beautiful and sexy, whilst retaining this air of mystery. The first two are no stranger to nudity either, Connelly stripped down throughout the 90s and Bellucci is still getting naked as she approaches her 50s. Ava Gardner was just sublime, I can see why Frank Sinatra co-wrote "I'm a Fool to Want You", with Gardner in mind.

As far as pure sexiness goes, Nicki Minaj in the Anaconda video really got me going when I first saw it. And I have always loved Megan Fox, especially circa 2007-2009.
 
I know she gets bashed a lot but she is a kid yanno? And I happen to think she is sexy as hell. IF I was her age I'd prolly be a mess too trying to deal with everything that comes with money and adulation and media attention.
 
she's got the body of a 12 yr old boy, nothing natural about her, and her head always looks like one of those bobble head dolls. yuck.
 
She was cute as Hannah Montana.. CUTE. That's it. Now she's kind of a big skank.

But like many clueless, talent-free slutty singers these days, they feel being "shocking" makes them important artists.

The Madonna Syndrome. When you don't have anything to say as an artist and aren't satisfied with just producing pop music, you act like a slut and think it is sexy.

If she were on fire, I wouldn't piss on her to put her out :p
 
Fuck it, I'll give Miley some love.

Frankly she's considerably hotter as porny-pseudo-punk girl than she ever was as Hannah Montana, which is appropriate. And for as much as the latter-day image is carefully crafted for maximum shock value and to draw the hate-fapping of public moralists -- and boy howdy does it ever fulfil that function -- I simply don't believe that anyone looking a woman like this and calling her in any way undesirable is being entirely honest. She's had a noticeable impact on women's style for good reason. (And okay, so the tongue thing is a bit weird but it's not a dealbreaker. And "nothing natural about her"? Huh? It's like people have gotten so used to seeing women sculpted by various sorts of implants that they've forgotten a woman's body can or should look any other way, that's fucked up.)

I also notice, and don't like, this tendency to denounce a female singer as having no talent the moment any sexuality creeps into their image. It's bullshit, as much with Miley as it ever was with Katy Perry (with whom I've noticed the same syndrome). I don't care what anyone thinks about her image, you can't argue that someone who can deliver a Zep cover like this isn't bringing the goods as a musician. And in fact she's always been a solid musician. Very few of the people who get to the apex of the pop music industry -- vapid as it oftentimes is -- are without musical talent.
 
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She's cute and has a nice figure. Wouldn't want to be around her though cause she's up to her eyeballs in a toxic culture.
 
I saw the Wrecking Ball video. She looked like a 12-year-old boy in it. She has zero figure and is not attractive in the slightest.
 
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