Miracle Whip v Mayo

[Naked Hunny]

Miracle Whip is best for sandwiches otherwise for salads and such it is Mayo all the way!!

 

[Handy-Andy]

And now they have come up with away to pasturize eggs in there shells so now people warned off raw egg products will now still be able to enjoy them .

" LONG LIVE HELLMANS , MAYO RULES "

 

[Gil]

Damn it, Laurel,

I am all for freedom of speech, but just this once couldn't you consider putting a padlock on this thread?

Sighhhhh...on second thought, I suppose that wouldn't accomplish anything.

These fine Epicures' would undoubtedly just "spread" onto the rest of the board, creating chaos...oh shit, oh dear!

 

[Bliss]

Bearnaise (sp?) sauce still has that funky consistency issue. But it doesn't have that awful mayo taste.

Poor Mr. Bear!

Questionable:
anything with that mucousy, mayonnaisey texture

Come now, Madame! There is one mucousy textured condom-mint which you like, isn't there?

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Hey Gil....

Lighten up and chill out. Better yet,start a serious, thought provoking thread of your own.

Candidly, the light hearted banter on this BB brings a smile to my lips and lightens the seriousness of life. Some call it "FUN". Ever heard of it?

blue

[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 08-03-2000 at 07:08 PM]

 

[Isabella Thorne]

You should have used the smilie face!

see now there again .. when i read gil's post i thought it was a joke .. it thought it was sarcastic .. it was funny, right?

 

[Gil]

Thank you Isabella...I'm glad my sense of humor isn't totally wasted...I'm afraid that sometimes it may be just a little too subtle...

Oh shit, oh dear!

P.S. Dear pink bird with one very long leg...don't be blue, you can be my yard ornament...anytime!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I am not

a pink bird with one leg. I am an elegant, graceful blue flamingo. Very rare. indeed. And for $300/ HOUR INCLUDING TRAVEL TIME AND EXPENSES, I would be happy to stand on Gil's lawn. Of course, you have to feed me and entertain me. I'll bring the Miracle Whip. You furnish the rest.

blue

 

[Gil]

Now that's much better!

I'm opening a savings account...tomorrow!

 

[SimplySouthern]

If you would paint yourself blue and stand naked in my yard on one leg...and agree to let me have all rights to any and all pictures I might take of you in the aforementioned pose, I would give you your $300 plus expenses.

I think all us Literoticans would pitch in to have some degrading photos of you...LOL

Did I mention that you would be stuck in the ground by way of a stick in your ass?

 

[SpecialK]

While part of me thinks this thread should die out...

Mayo. Miracle Whip is gross. What the hell is in it that creates that bitter taste anyway??

I also like fries with mayo sometimes. (If you ask for it at McDonalds, that is if you can eat McD's fries in the first place, it's called McChicken sauce, which is frightful in itself.)

In Canada (especially Quebec) you can get poutine which is french fries with gravy and cheese curds. It sounds gross but it's really quite tasty. I've been informed that poutine made with fries, gravy and shredded mozza cheese is merely a fake version of poutine although if you ask me, it's basically the same damn thing.

K

P.S. And you thought the 1/2 full vs 1/2 empty thread was the most pointless thread?!?!

 

[Budokan]

Miracle whip is better. Especially the one with an eight-inch leather lash that can leave a good clean red mark across pink flesh.