Mischief Makers (officially open)

[Annisthyrienne]

I don't know who the Moderators are or how to contact one.

Here is one that I know of. Just send her a PM and she can probably help you.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

*hugs her knees towards her chest*

Long! Hubby texted at 2:30am and 4:30am telling me where he was on his ride and I forgot to silence the phone... So I'm one pooped lil one today.

I must be seeing things. I read that at first as "I pooped a little one today!"

 

[Angeleyz]

ooops

 

[Annisthyrienne]

My day was okay. Work was slow but my back was hurting most of the day. Then I came home and got my mail. More bad news from medical creditors. I don't know what I'm going to do. I hate debt, but I might have to ask for a loan to pay off the medical bills. I already owe the money, I might as well owe it to one bank instead of several medical providers and collection agencies.

 

[Angeleyz]

Sorry hon... Sometimes consolidation can help get lower rates I've heard.

I had to ask for my new office to be checked out by Facilities. I thought my neck was hurting because of my slip last Monday, but it was fine this weekend and was hurting by lunchtime. Hopefully they can resolve by the end of the week.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

You and I might have the same problem. Work place posture based on our chairs or the height of our desk or something.

 

[Angeleyz]

Oh I drive the Facilities folks crazy because I sit at my desk cross legged in my chair since I can't touch the floor.

They want to lower my desk but then I wouldn't be able to use the lower drawers...

But I figured out today that my primary monitor isn't directly in front of me like before the move, so I'm turning my head slightly to the side. I want to move the monitors around more but it will require relocating the CPU. And of course I'm not allowed to do that myself...

 

[Annisthyrienne]

In my case, for the longest time I had my keyboard up on the work table surface, and it was making me hunch my shoulders up around my neck. I already had neck and back problems from the same 4 wheeler accident where i lost my voice, so the shoulder hunching really put a lot of tension in my upper back and neck, causing a nerve to get pinched that would make me sleepy, sort of. No matter how much rest I had the night before, it would make me drop consciousness. I finally had them install a keyboard tray that slides under my table surface.

I've also bought my own office chair, since the cheap ones the company springs for are very poor for posture..

 

[Angeleyz]

Add the fact that most women carry their stress in their neck and shoulders and we're doomed!

 

[Annisthyrienne]

*Moving behind my shorter friend, I sit cross legged behind her and begin to massage her shoulders and neck. My thumbs rub firmly between her shoulder blades, working out the tension there.*

 

[Angeleyz]

Mmm, that certainly wasn't meant to be a hint.

*immediately relaxing under her touch*

But maybe just a little longer...

 

[Annisthyrienne]

I just like having my hands on you. *pressing a kiss to the nape of your neck as my hands slip through your hair, letting the silken tresses glide through my fingers.* And my lips too.

 

[fr33ks33k]

*Listens to the conversation quietly, reaching into a hidden pocket on his trenchcoat and retrieving a bottle of neon blue liquid. It sublimates some of the ice as it fills the glass, leaving smoking tendrils trailing around the rim. He takes a slow sip, letting out a satisfied sigh afterward.*

I hate that about corporate IT.

 

[Angeleyz]

(Holy mother of God, I should not have watched that link without my replacement toy!!!!! Are you trying to kill me, missy?!?!)

*a small noise that roughly resembles a purr escapes as her hair is played with*

I like being had...

*coughs*

Oh! Hi fr33ks33k, didn't see you wander back in...

 

[Annisthyrienne]

(Holy mother of God, I should not have watched that link without my replacement toy!!!!! Are you trying to kill me, missy?!?!)

*a small noise that roughly resembles a purr escapes as her hair is played with*

I like being had...

*coughs*

Oh! Hi fr33ks33k, didn't see you wander back in...

No Miss Angel. I'm only trying to seduce you.....slowly.

 

[Angeleyz]

No Miss Angel. I'm only trying to seduce you.....slowly.

*blushes* well, um.... dear lord...

 

[Annisthyrienne]

I was just reading through your Doodles thread. I had an idea that came to me when I read about your Authority idea.

 

[Angeleyz]

Oh? Do tell... Cuz I need something to distract me from you and Noon and another idea.

Update: relocating cuz it's getting too cold. brb....

 

[Wolfias]

Well have fun ladies...to think tribbling has nothing to do with the Star Trek Trouble with tribbles episode.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Okay, so a woman is driving a little too fast. Maybe she just had a fight with her husband or boy friend and is distracted. She gets pulled over but when the cop approaches her window, to her surprise it's a police woman.

After the typical drill, the police woman asks her to get out of the car and gives her a DUI roadside test. During the test, she finds a way to put the woman off balance or pretends to 'catch the woman' to keep her from falling.

(posting this now in case my laptop crashes.)

 

[Angeleyz]

Okay, and I won't bring up nibbles or Kibbles either

 

[The_gladiator]

Evening ladies, Fr33k, Wolfias. How's everyone?" he asks wondering in.

 

[Angeleyz]

Okay, so a woman is driving a little too fast. Maybe she just had a fight with her husband or boy friend and is distracted. She gets pulled over but when the cop approaches her window, to her surprise it's a police woman.

After the typical drill, the police woman asks her to get out of the car and gives her a DUI roadside test. During the test, she finds a way to put the woman off balance or pretends to 'catch the woman' to keep her from falling.

(posting this now in case my laptop crashes.)

Your battery low again, sweet pea?

Update: Evening, Glad... Feeling better?

 

[Annisthyrienne]

(I knew it would happen!)

The cop is a lesbian and simply wants to 'cop' a feel. After giving the woman a few more tests, she writes her a special ticket and explains that the driver can get out of paying her fine by attending a special class at the address on the ticket later that evening.

But when the woman shows up at the address, there is no classroom facility there. It's a lesbian nightclub.

Perhaps being with another woman has been a fantasy of this driver for a while, and she recognizes her chance to explore a fantasy. Perhaps she is just intimidated by the cop's authority.

The cop meets her outside of the club and explains that she is going to be her instructor and as long as the woman does exactly as she is told for the entire evening, she won't have to pay the fine.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Your battery low again, sweet pea?

Update: Evening, Glad... Feeling better?

I noticed the fan running at top speed and felt where the battery was getting hot, so I figured it was about to go.

Hi Glad. Hi Wolfias. *Kisses and hugs*