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Hungarian Welsh on one side, German Irish on the other.. :D

*gives him a squeeze*


update: same to you, sweet pea... :kiss:
 
On honor of the holiday, I will tell you a joke that has an Irishman in it.

One time there was this Irish seafarer who was taking these scuba divers out to explore a reef. He drove his boat through the waves until he came upon the designated spot, then he dropped the anchor while the scuba divers got their gear on and made ready to dive.

When they were ready, they sat on the gunwales of the boat facing inboard and did a backwards somersault into the water, just like on TV.

The mate asked the Irish seafarer, "How come them scuba divers always do them backwards somersaults into the water? Why don't they ever do a forwards somersault?"

The Irish seafarer looked at the mate with an unreadable expression as he took a tug on his pipe, then he replied, "'Cause if they did a for'ards soomersault, they'd still be in the fookin' boat!" :D:D:D
 
Annisthyrienne said:
On honor of the holiday, I will tell you a joke that has an Irishman in it.

One time there was this Irish seafarer who was taking these scuba divers out to explore a reef. He drove his boat through the waves until he came upon the designated spot, then he dropped the anchor while the scuba divers got their gear on and made ready to dive.

When they were ready, they sat on the gunwales of the boat facing inboard and did a backwards somersault into the water, just like on TV.

The mate asked the Irish seafarer, "How come them scuba divers always do them backwards somersaults into the water? Why don't they ever do a forwards somersault?"

The Irish seafarer looked at the mate with an unreadable expression as he took a tug on his pipe, then he replied, "'Cause if they did a for'ards soomersault, they'd still be in the fookin' boat!" :D:D:D
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he laughs, "Nice one,"
 
*giggle*

Update: okay, not sure what happened to my witty repartee that was supposed to follow the giggle.... Sheesh!

Brb...
 
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*Snuggles up to Glad on the couch, letting my hand rest on his thigh.* Did everyone have a good day?
 
So my little boy slept downstairs last night. He had an accident, but I asked him what his preference would be whether he wanted to sleep downstairs in his own room or whether he wanted to sleep upstairs with his sisters. He chose to sleep downstairs. :)
 
*Downs what may or may not be his 15th shot of whiskey before replying*

My work day is not yet over sadly. Fortunately I can't be fired for drinking virtual whiskey on the job.

*Upon attempting to pour another libation, he realizes the bottle has run dry. Instead he reaches into another inside pocket of his trenchcoat and removes a crystalline flask filled with a luminous cloudy green liquid. He pours a shot and downs it with a slight grimace before pouring another*
 
Annisthyrienne said:
*Snuggles up to Glad on the couch, letting my hand rest on his thigh.* Did everyone have a good day?
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puts his arm around her shoulder. Shivering slightly at her touch smiling. "My day was... sorta boring, dinner was good though."

He lifts his glass to Fr33k, "Too true sir, to true."
 
I'm here till 11. It's ok, I've got distractions.

*Downs the poured shot and corks the flask, stowing it on his way over to the couch, plopping down on Thyri's other side*
 
Annisthyrienne said:
I thought I broke the thread. :(
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Pfft, as if!

Annisthyrienne said:
So my little boy slept downstairs last night. He had an accident, but I asked him what his preference would be whether he wanted to sleep downstairs in his own room or whether he wanted to sleep upstairs with his sisters. He chose to sleep downstairs. :)
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Baby steps... But that's awesome news...

fr33ks33k said:
*Downs what may or may not be his 15th shot of whiskey before replying*

My work day is not yet over sadly. Fortunately I can't be fired for drinking virtual whiskey on the job.

*Upon attempting to pour another libation, he realizes the bottle has run dry. Instead he reaches into another inside pocket of his trenchcoat and removes a crystalline flask filled with a luminous cloudy green liquid. He pours a shot and downs it with a slight grimace before pouring another*
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So true but I soooo needed a real drink at work today...

The_gladiator said:
puts his arm around her shoulder. Shivering slightly at her touch smiling. "My day was... sorta boring, dinner was good though."

He lifts his glass to Fr33k, "Too true sir, to true."
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I'll trade you my icky for your boring..
 
Angeleyz said:
Pfft, as if!



Baby steps... But that's awesome news...



So true but I soooo needed a real drink at work today...



I'll trade you my icky for your boring..
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"I'll see your icky and raise you one unproductive."

He aughs at fr33k. "Are you joey?"
 
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