Most embarrassing moment

[liqueur]

Simply , I became very popular with her cheerleading squad.

C'mon, don't be a tease. Give us the hole story. All the details. Whether they put your mouth to any other uses... How many of the kids in her school eventually found out... Whether any of their boyfriends tried you out... Whatever. All of it. (please?)

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Could be today

 

[HurricaneHazel]

Probably when some guys I was with at a clothing optional beach pulled my bikini off. They kinda knew I was okay with it because we had been teasing each other a bunch but then they kept sorta forcing me a bit further into the pavilion on the edge of town which was quite public for the middle of the day. Definitely in the top three most embarassing moments for me! Caught a few people taking pictures which I don't like but there wasn't much I could do about

 

[1DarkNightOwl]

Caught a few people taking pictures which I don't like but there wasn't much I could do about

If you were at a clothing optional beach this behaviour is pretty disgraceful.

I actually don't have a single nude of my wife.

 

[HurricaneHazel]

If you were at a clothing optional beach this behaviour is pretty disgraceful.

I actually don't have a single nude of my wife.

Well, I was more like in town at that point. I think I might have actually been the one breaking the rules. It was just before the beach though.

 

[TonyF862]

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas….

No? Wait? That wasn’t me….

 

[Oshkosh60]

Probably not the most embarrassing.... but a lesson well learned. My fiancee and I were dong the deed at a retreat where there was another couple there wo had never seen each other naked much less had they had sex. We were in the middle of things when suddenly one of us made a joke about what the other couple ws dong in their room. I don't remember the comment but I remembered we go to laughing so hard..... I lost my erection and we had to stop and recoup for a bit. After that I avoided making jokes while fucking.

 

[1DarkNightOwl]

Probably not the most embarrassing.... but a lesson well learned. My fiancee and I were dong the deed at a retreat where there was another couple there wo had never seen each other naked much less had they had sex. We were in the middle of things when suddenly one of us made a joke about what the other couple ws dong in their room. I don't remember the comment but I remembered we go to laughing so hard..... I lost my erection and we had to stop and recoup for a bit. After that I avoided making jokes while fucking.

The lack of jokes and emotional connection is what porn lacks to make it interesting.

You had to take a moment and have a laugh, but you remember it.

 

[MNGuy]

I came on my girlfriends mom.

We were teenagers, her mom left to run to the store, and my girlfriend dropped to her knees to give me a quickie blowjob in the kitchen. We didn't hear her mom come back because she forgot her list. She walked in on us just as I was coming, and I spun around when caught, right as i was coming, and some landed on her.

 

[cuck72]

My wife caught me MORE THEN ONCE! masturbating with her dirty panties in hand. YES! sniffing her panties jacking my hard little 4" pee, pee.

 

[bobb_sledd]

I came on my girlfriends mom.

We were teenagers, her mom left to run to the store, and my girlfriend dropped to her knees to give me a quickie blowjob in the kitchen. We didn't hear her mom come back because she forgot her list. She walked in on us just as I was coming, and I spun around when caught, right as i was coming, and some landed on her.

How'd the conversation, with the GF and/or mom, go after that?

 

[BDA73]

I came on my girlfriends mom.

We were teenagers, her mom left to run to the store, and my girlfriend dropped to her knees to give me a quickie blowjob in the kitchen. We didn't hear her mom come back because she forgot her list. She walked in on us just as I was coming, and I spun around when caught, right as i was coming, and some landed on her.

And then???

 

[liqueur]

I came on my girlfriends mom.

We were teenagers, her mom left to run to the store, and my girlfriend dropped to her knees to give me a quickie blowjob in the kitchen. We didn't hear her mom come back because she forgot her list. She walked in on us just as I was coming, and I spun around when caught, right as i was coming, and some landed on her.

She should have made you lick it off.

 

[MNGuy]

After I spewed on the girlfriend's mom, I yanked up my pants and took off, with the girlfriend's mom in hot pursuit letting fly profanities that would make a sailor proud. I got in my car and peeled out of there. I was person non grata at her house for the rest of our relationship. Whenever I picked up Tammy to go on a date, she would have to come out to my car. Her mom wanted her to break up with me after that. That went on for about a year until we broke up.

 

[TonyF862]

After I spewed on the girlfriend's mom, I yanked up my pants and took off, with the girlfriend's mom in hot pursuit letting fly profanities that would make a sailor proud. I got in my car and peeled out of there. I was person non grata at her house for the rest of our relationship. Whenever I picked up Tammy to go on a date, she would have to come out to my car. Her mom wanted her to break up with me after that. That went on for about a year until we broke up.

Sounds to me her mom was jealous!!

 

[CajunFisherman]

One year we went to the Gulf Coast camping on the beach in the camper, and we had quite the incident. A young man in our group had went into the bathroom to relieve certain urges a.k.a. rub one out! One of our friends will call her Phyllis, popped the bathroom door open at the most inopportune time. The young man who was just about ready to pop his nut, spun around when the door opened. Holding his erection in his hand. And sprayed Phyllis with a generous helping of semen. The young man was so nervous because I surmise he had a “Fight or Flight” moment and just released his torrent on Phyllis! After everybody calmed down, we all had a great chuckle out of it, and Phyllis gave him a new nickname, “ The Honduran hose monster”. The ladies in our group, did happen to comment that his timing needed to be worked on since he has a “Hair trigger”!

 

[KinkStevens]

Caught in the throes of passion as my best friend was finishing in me as I looked over his shoulder to see my mother standing there. She had a look of more concern and mouthed you alright I just nodded as I put my face in his neck and wrapped tight around him.

Sexy

 

[JC1981]

Two separate occasions.

First, my ex wife and I was home alone and we were in the living room on the couch. She had texted her son and he said he would be home in about an hour. So, I was down between her legs eating her out. When all of of sudden the door opened and in came her son. He just turned and walked out and went back to his girlfriend’s house. Lol!

Second, my current fiance and I were in her room having sex when her youngest daughter opened the door and poked her in and saw I was on top and quietly closed the door. She didn’t see anything. We had the covers over us. My fiancé laughed and I kept going. Came in about a min or so. lol!

 

[1DarkNightOwl]

Two separate occasions.

First, my ex wife and I was home alone and we were in the living room on the couch. She had texted her son and he said he would be home in about an hour. So, I was down between her legs eating her out. When all of of sudden the door opened and in came her son. He just turned and walked out and went back to his girlfriend’s house. Lol!

Second, my current fiance and I were in her room having sex when her youngest daughter opened the door and poked her in and saw I was on top and quietly closed the door. She didn’t see anything. We had the covers over us. My fiancé laughed and I kept going. Came in about a min or so. lol!

I had this wth our own daughter. In a world of her own. Kind of woke her up.

 

[nassauguy_2001]

I was a virgin on our wedding night, and my wife was quite experienced. I only lasted about 30 seconds the first time we had sex. I got a lot better as the night progressed, but that first time was embarrassing.

While I wasn't a virgin on my "first" wedding night, I was dead drunk and could not get hard even with her giving me one of her First Class blowjobs. I thought just sleep it off and try again tomorrow in Hawaii!!