Most unusual place you ever had sex.

On a hiking trail. Probably not that unusual it was fun. I still had my top and boots on but the shorts were off and as I leaned against a big rock and bent over, he had full access. Also at the parking area for the trail head with me laying on the tailgate of his pickup and him holding my legs as he worked his cock in my cunt. Different days and different guys. I rather enjoy being fucked outdoors with the sun and wind on my bare ass.
 
In a hotel room in Europe - not so unusual - BUT - the room was one that my girlfriend shared with her sister, who was sleeping in the bed right next to where we were standing up fucking.

Me eating out a groupie on the hood of a car in the alley behind a club that my band was playing at while we were on a break. We played there often and this happened every time we were there. One of my band mates would call out to me when the break was over.
 
My grandmother’s bed. When I was 16 and my first real girlfriend and I needed a place, I went to my grandmother’s house nearby when she was out of town. But she knew immediately because I didn’t remake the bed the same way, and 80 y/o grandmother’s notice that shit😂. There may be more unusual places on paper but that’s the one I feel was never replicated again
 
The Rockefeller Lookout on the Palisades Interstate Park in New Jersey looking out over the Hudson River and the Bronx NY. My wife told me to sit on the rocks so she could take a picture of me. I did as she asked, she took the picture and then said, "One more picture, this time take your cock out." I took my cock out, she took the picture then walked over to me and started to blow me. Once I was nice and hard I stood up, bent her over the rock and fucked her from behind. This all happened in on a beautiful summer's day in the afternoon. 1726694436845.png
 
Years ago I was working a midnight security post at a Chevrolet dealer when my girlfriend decided to stop by. We had great sex that lasted a long time on the hood of a brand new Corvette in front of the display windows.
 
Storage closet in hallway of a nightclub. We’d just met, quick checklist of her place, my place, hotel were all impractical. She checked the doorknob, found it unlocked, we threw a tarp on the floor and went to town. Had to clamp a hand roughly over her mouth to stifle screams.
 
In the library while at University, a few times.

Came close as well in the Trinity College library in Dublin when I was traveling after university, but never actually “closed the deal” with her.
 
Plenty of work place sex. I’m not saying it’s uncommon but I am saying … I can’t believe I was never caught! Sometimes it felt like I was all to eager to double down on recklessness.

What would my therapist have said? 😏
 
I never thought of coworkers as perks, but it changes the calculus of the job

Never called coworkers in general perks. I may have called one something similar as a pet-name. That is not "in general".

But getting to have some hectic and naughty fun while on the clock is what I consider a great perk when you are being paid as little as your employer legally can pay you for your time and labor.

We only objectify women, when it happens with their consent and they are into that kind of thing.
 
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