My last orgasm was...

My last orgasm, spontaneously, upon sighting Berluti Oxford dress shoes dramatically underpriced ... yeah!

Does this mean I'm just gay, no longer bi?
Shrug
 
My last orgasm actually caused the hearts to stop of six mid-level Iranian officials as they cowered in a bunker. No munitions were involved.

Damn! I wish I could master this awesome power!
 
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