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Yes, a puppy would be a lot better listener -- and know its place -- hint hint hint. (hint was for the troll). But seirously guys, the more attn we give this creep the more he gets off on it.
My master...
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bytor2112 said:a sub ..NO WAY!! i would be a DOM baybeee......if you have low self esteem and don't want help i'll gladly piss on you, shit on you, slap you around and tell you to make me breakfast..
and i would command a decent sum as the lower the self esteem the more abuse a bitch would take and i can dish it out with the best of you sickos
Poor little bytor... thinks he'd be a Dom, but obviously doesn't have the strength of character it would require. And note, too, the refusal to use capitalization, especially with the word "I" - strong indication of his submissive/slave inclinations.
The fantasy about the pet chimp - oh, that's a bad, bad sign. Internalizing the fantasies until they seem real to him shows his weaknesses for what they really are - his desire to join a viable community and be a part of it.
And of course, the admitted excessive masturbation is a clear sign of lack of self-discipline. Yep, he's pyl, all right. Just can't admit it to himself. He needs a lengthy course of therapy to help him resolve his desires. Maybe we should take up a collection to get him started? It is the season to share, you know... perhaps we could get him started off on the right foot as the new year begins...
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and what is wrong with excessive masturbation (well as long as you have permission that is...giggles)
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Sir_Winston54 said:
I'm telling you, i'm sure he's gotta be about 14. I don't think he knows enough about anything to be a dom or a sub at this point. He just doesn't have enough to do with his time. If he was my kid, doing all this, I'd keep his ass good and busy.
no, I don't think that toilets clean enough, do it again.malcah_ms said:
Yes, this is true... But isn't it a nice stress reliever? I mean, say you're slightly pissed because you just knocked over a potted plant and there's dirt all over the carpet. Isn't it nice to know that there's a tiny little troll lurking in the forum that you can yell at and no one will accuse you of having anger issues for taking out your problems on this little pile of shit because well... he's a little pile of shit?
I think it's somewhat refreshing.
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Including yourself, since you obviously can't get your story straight from one post to the next.bytor2112 said:
So, tell us. Did you lose it bad when you found your wife enjoying the gangfuck delivered by the latin illegals you underpaid in your lawn care service? Makes perfect sense to come to a porn board looking for redemption after getting turned out as a cuckold.bytor2112 said:
Pity your wife enjoyed the dicking from them more than you could ever deliver. Did you see her screaming, "Do me Poppy!" or just hear her? Bet one of them had leather pants down to his knees while he stirred her bowels right before he skullfucked her. Let me guess, you scared the piss out of one of them when you wailed at your wife for betraying you, and the poor slob doused your entire bedroom. It's all starting to make perfect sense now.
Seek help for your marital problems and damaged psyche elsewhere. In the meantime, save your pennies for a January white sale. No amount of bleach will get the memory of your wife out of your mind, but you can buy new sheets.
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I have a confession to make, and as this is xmas day, thought id come clean so to speak now.
thankyou all for the months of enjoyment that i have had at your expense. your sick and twisted minds i care not one jot for, your all dirty fuckers who wouldnt know a skull fuck if it hit you over the head.
Ive played you lot like a goodun! each of you has now in turn, liked me. Some of you have been private messaging me, supporting me in the bullshit i post on this board just like the fucking rest of you. Yeah, you got it, im BYTOR. And i bit the fuck outta you lot.
And no. i dont have to use capitals when i say I. Im not that stupid i need a capital letter to let people know how important i am. Nor do i have to call myself sir or should i say Sir - well get fucked all of you sirs.
Its sicko's like you shower of cunts that held my sister down and forced my dick into her mouth. You sicko's that ruined my relationship forever. I was forced to get erekt, and forced to skull fuck her. I can still hear the words, 'skull fuck your sister dweeb' as you ground my 9 yr old penis in her innocent mouth.
It happened to me, and you lot doing this, will make it happen to someone else one day. Your sick the lot of you.
Ive played my part, pandoravampire or BYTOR, you all fell for it like the fools you are. Bet you dont feel so domely now do ya?
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
thankyou all for the months of enjoyment that i have had at your expense. your sick and twisted minds i care not one jot for, your all dirty fuckers who wouldnt know a skull fuck if it hit you over the head.
Ive played you lot like a goodun! each of you has now in turn, liked me. Some of you have been private messaging me, supporting me in the bullshit i post on this board just like the fucking rest of you. Yeah, you got it, im BYTOR. And i bit the fuck outta you lot.
And no. i dont have to use capitals when i say I. Im not that stupid i need a capital letter to let people know how important i am. Nor do i have to call myself sir or should i say Sir - well get fucked all of you sirs.
Its sicko's like you shower of cunts that held my sister down and forced my dick into her mouth. You sicko's that ruined my relationship forever. I was forced to get erekt, and forced to skull fuck her. I can still hear the words, 'skull fuck your sister dweeb' as you ground my 9 yr old penis in her innocent mouth.
It happened to me, and you lot doing this, will make it happen to someone else one day. Your sick the lot of you.
Ive played my part, pandoravampire or BYTOR, you all fell for it like the fools you are. Bet you dont feel so domely now do ya?
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Seek help, whether for incest, watching your wife bang the immigrant gardner, or doing everyone at your local gloryhole.pandoravampire said:
kittycat, i think you can consider it safe to remove every post from this lame pretender.
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pandoravampire said:
Oh, you poor thing. Your life must be so sad and lonely for you to put that much time and effort into this. I still think you are full of shit, and I don't think any of that happened. I think that you're life is so pathetic that you have to make things up to entertain yourself. You really should look into counseling. When you have to go online to fake a life, there's something really realy wrong with you. I feel so sorry for you.
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AngelicAssassin said:
If it is the wish of the board I can, but I think it also is a good lesson in being so accepting of people who post to the board with one question after another. IME, though some are genuine in their wanting to learn, over time if the questions continue and nothing much seems to develop or appear real in their content it is usually someone having fun. Many come to the board and post an out there type question as their first post, and on the day of registration of their username....that to me usually spells 'questionable' at the least. As those of us who are genuine know, it usually takes some time lurking and getting to know the flavour of the board and posters before we feel comfortable posting even in the most insignificant manner. Think it is their loss more than ours and would hope we continue to welcome, share with, and help those who come here in honesty and openness. Like I said, and is seemingly verified by bytor/pandoravampire....they are screaming out for attention and a Dominant of their own
....one has to feel sorry for their pain, as bad pain it seems is all that would drive someone to such unhealthy and dishonest deceptions, the ability to continue it for so long in the face of caring people reaching out to them, and then to feel they themselves are the winners. Now could we perhaps guess at an age of perhaps 12-16?Catalina
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i think i'd call him/her IT
the antagonist.
the antagonist.
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Well, let me the BabyRuth in the middle of the swimming pool.catalina_francisco said:
i suggest we start a "Fucktard" thread, or name it whatever you wish. Every time we get one of these assinine troll comments that fail to contribute whatsoever to a thread, a moderator can slice that comment out and splice it right into the designated pooper scooper pile. Title their response with the original thread from which cut. You haven't deleted their thoughts in the spirit of Lit's Freedom of Speech, and an otherwise productive thread doesn't start smelling like an outhouse upwind on a hot summer's day.
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AngelicAssassin said:
Your metaphors, analogies and similes are so unfailingly elegant. Thank you for the wonderful mental pictures - and the chuckle.
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Quite welcome, do you agree we should do something about the trash problem as well?Sir_Winston54 said:
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I'm Old School. Trash should be burned.AngelicAssassin said:
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Goody.Sir_Winston54 said:
We doing S'mores on this one, or heading straight for the "old tire doused with gasoline ringered around the head" routine?
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I'd be very reluctant to cook anything intended for ingestion over this type of fire. Goddess only knows what toxins could be released in the smoke and fumes...AngelicAssassin said:
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AngelicAssassin said:
LOL, well actually this is not a bad idea and until now has always been screamed down by regular posters, but I also think it could be a broader focus as in taking all those hijack posts made over extended regular spaces of serious threads. Correct me if I am wrong, but in essence they are just as damaging/distracting and non-contributing to the assigned topic as are labelled troll's comments here and there......a hijack campaign is a hijack whether it be from outside or within.
My main reluctance with obliterating all evidence of this particular troll's presence from the board, apart from the free speech ethic Lit promotes (trolls included), is there would be a lot of valueable information and discussion lost which has resulted from such threads. I may be an optimist but I like to think there can be good found in every bad situation and this one is no exception.
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