My pet peeve -- measurements in erotica

[whiteboy]

agree...

Well I learned the hard way that you shouldn't just give out measurements instead you should be more imaginative in describing the persons body.

It's a hard thing to do I've noticed but I am getting better at it.

 

[Nora]

I can *tolerate* the laundry list. Barely. What drives me up the wall is when the female has an uneven bra size. I mean, 31, 33, 35 and 37 (D, DD, FF, whatever cup size) just isn't really an option for most women unless they're shopping at the orthopedic bra store or having them custom made.

Makes me wonder if the author's ever actually unhooked a real bra in his life.

 

[Quasimodem]

Takes a train to cry, but a ship to list!

"She was 5'2' 107 lbs, 38-24-36 - with a 38D cup and a 92 I.Q."

My problem is that sometime ago they switched from Fahrenheit to Celsius, from miles to kilometres, from Imperial to metric.

Forget good writing.

Hot or cold, most days, I don't know if I'm punched or bored.

Quasi

 

[jon.hayworth]

Quasimodem,

She was 120cm 50kilos 97.5-60-92.5 with a 98 D cup etc.

Goodnight

jon

 

[Quasimodem]

The I.Q. Jon?

Don't stop now. Tell me about her I.Q.
Did she break a hundred?

Quasi.