My Shady Goods

[talikat]

Last night I learned that sending a picture...



...in response to the question "Are you touching yourself Rogue?" is irritating at first because the silence makes her wonder if I dropped off (or if I just nodded off because I'm old) but becomes very exciting very quickly because for some reason she wasn't expecting me to send a semi nude picture (or maybe because I did what she asked without a smart ass reply for once).

I'll have to remember to bring my selfie stick to bed next time.

Cheers

I'm sure she easily forgave you with that response!!

 

[Mrgl720]

Last night I learned that sending a picture...

...in response to the question "Are you touching yourself Rogue?" is irritating at first because the silence makes her wonder if I dropped off (or if I just nodded off because I'm old) but becomes very exciting very quickly because for some reason she wasn't expecting me to send a semi nude picture (or maybe because I did what she asked without a smart ass reply for once).

I'll have to remember to bring my selfie stick to bed next time.

Cheers

A smart ass reply? You? Oh my goodness.. NEVER!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Lol. No candy!?!

I thought pirates would have enjoyed seeing their enemy plunge into the murky depths.
Plank, plunge, depths. Now what was my point?

No candy. One lady did say "Would you like some candy little boy?" The next day someone told me her name was Candice.

Oh I enjoy watching the plunge Icy but I don't call that part of my anatomy "My Enemy". Sure it battles my bigger brain sometimes but it's not adversarial. More like friendly competition. Some women are into the murky depths and others not so much. Where do you stand Icy?

I do admire your creativity. Most just go with Pirate Booty. I personally use Davey Jones Locker and Pirate Chest for the other side. Yeah I know but the ones that use Pirate Chest for boobs use Pirate Booty. Not a very imaginative lot.

While you're figuring out your point I'll just play plunge the plank into the depths... err locker... err chest.

Cheers

 

[Icy1]

No candy. One lady did say "Would you like some candy little boy?" The next day someone told me her name was Candice.

Oh I enjoy watching the plunge Icy but I don't call that part of my anatomy "My Enemy". Sure it battles my bigger brain sometimes but it's not adversarial. More like friendly competition. Some women are into the murky depths and others not so much. Where do you stand Icy?

I do admire your creativity. Most just go with Pirate Booty. I personally use Davey Jones Locker and Pirate Chest for the other side. Yeah I know but the ones that use Pirate Chest for boobs use Pirate Booty. Not a very imaginative lot.

While you're figuring out your point I'll just play plunge the plank into the depths... err locker... err chest.

Cheers

Lol. You missed your opportunity for some real Candy there.

It made no sense to want to watch your best friend plunge into the murky depths. I'm not sure why, I realise the appeal now.
I think the way you plunge the plank would be how I figure it out.

 

[msglendale32A]

Last night I learned that sending a picture...

...in response to the question "Are you touching yourself Rogue?" is irritating at first because the silence makes her wonder if I dropped off (or if I just nodded off because I'm old) but becomes very exciting very quickly because for some reason she wasn't expecting me to send a semi nude picture (or maybe because I did what she asked without a smart ass reply for once).

I'll have to remember to bring my selfie stick to bed next time.

Cheers

Bring your selfie stick to bed? Isn't that with you always? Isn't that what you're touching? Ha,ha.

 

[talikat]

Bring your selfie stick to bed? Isn't that with you always? Isn't that what you're touching? Ha,ha.

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/giggle.gif

 

[HonorableRogue]

Lol. You missed your opportunity for some real Candy there.

It made no sense to want to watch your best friend plunge into the murky depths. I'm not sure why, I realise the appeal now.
I think the way you plunge the plank would be how I figure it out.

Well you know what they say...

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.​

Can I interest you in a drink Icy? Some days I hate my brain. I read your "It made no sense to want to watch your best friend plunge into the murky depths." and unbidden to my mind came a quote from Scarface...

Say hello to my little friend!​

No man likes the word little associated with his "friend" (and I don't mean his dog). Now I'll spend all day with male angst and later I'll take a picture that I'll never share. Well never share publically.

Cheers

 

[sunshine_daydream82]

Last night I learned that sending a picture...

...in response to the question "Are you touching yourself Rogue?" is irritating at first because the silence makes her wonder if I dropped off (or if I just nodded off because I'm old) but becomes very exciting very quickly because for some reason she wasn't expecting me to send a semi nude picture (or maybe because I did what she asked without a smart ass reply for once).

I'll have to remember to bring my selfie stick to bed next time.

Cheers

Oh my...I'm sure she was fine with the delay

 

[HonorableRogue]

You look like you're about to take hold of your selfie stick Rogue!

Bring your selfie stick to bed? Isn't that with you always? Isn't that what you're touching? Ha,ha.

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/giggle.gif

Oh sure poke fun at the Rogue that spends most nights in his big bed alone. And for the record that's my lock pick under the covers. No self-respecting Rogue leaves home without it.

I'm sure she easily forgave you with that response!!

Oh my...I'm sure she was fine with the delay

The moment blew over rather quickly but as an engineer I have to wonder if her response was the rule or the exception. I should call a few other women and repeat the incident as an experiment. See what range of responses I get.

DOH! Now I've tainted my most likely sample pool. Anyone that's read this can't be in the experiment. *Googles amateur picture website*

A smart ass reply? You? Oh my goodness.. NEVER!

I know! What a surprise. Next thing you know I'll start posting innuendo laden comments or semi-nude selfies. I might even send a few fully nude to some people. Naaaaah.

Cheers (x2) (x3)

 

[sunshine_daydream82]

The moment blew over rather quickly but as an engineer I have to wonder if her response was the rule or the exception. I should call a few other women and repeat the incident as an experiment. See what range of responses I get.

DOH! Now I've tainted my most likely sample pool. Anyone that's read this can't be in the experiment. *Googles amateur picture website*

I'm going to pretend I didn't see this

 

[Icy1]

Oh sure poke fun at the Rogue that spends most nights in his big bed alone. And for the record that's my lock pick under the covers. No self-respecting Rogue leaves home without it.

Cheers

Is that lock pick good for all chastity belts?

 

[HonorableRogue]

I'm going to pretend I didn't see this

Didn't see what SD?

Is that lock pick good for all chastity belts?

It's opened everyone one it's encountered so far but that doesn't mean it's good for all Icy. Damn. Now that's two experiments. At this rate I'll be "experimenting" day and night.

Cheers

 

[talikat]

Oh sure poke fun at the Rogue that spends most nights in his big bed alone. And for the record that's my lock pick under the covers. No self-respecting Rogue leaves home without it.
Cheers (x2) (x3)

Lock pic, sure!!

Is that lock pick good for all chastity belts?

Pah, hahahahahaha!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Lock pic, sure!!

Pah, hahahahahaha!

Lock pick and not pic Tali. That bit'o'Rogue is a little pic shy. Well it's more correct to say he avoids the public spotlight. And as they say...

A pick in the had is worth two in the bush.​

No wait...

A pick in the bush is worth two in the hand.​

That's not quite right either. Let'stand just say, you show me your belt Tali and I'll show you my pick.

Are you laughing at my skeleton bone key?

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

After a couple of posts I was berated to... informed that... gently nudged to visit Bed, Bath and Beyond and purchase some smaller wash clothes. I haven't made it the Divorced Men R Us store yet but I did get artistic...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

The question is, can you guess what I'll have made when I'm done folding?

Cheers

 

[Icy1]

After a couple of posts I was berated to... informed that... gently nudged to visit Bed, Bath and Beyond and purchase some smaller wash clothes. I haven't made it the Divorced Men R Us store yet but I did get artistic...

The question is, can you guess what I'll have made when I'm done folding?

Cheers

Well hopefully you'll have made the wash cloth disappear.

 

[msglendale32A]

After a couple of posts I was berated to... informed that... gently nudged to visit Bed, Bath and Beyond and purchase some smaller wash clothes. I haven't made it the Divorced Men R Us store yet but I did get artistic...

The question is, can you guess what I'll have made when I'm done folding?

Cheers

I'll keep watching to find out. Bet it's nice.

 

[Sweetemmygirl]

After a couple of posts I was berated to... informed that... gently nudged to visit Bed, Bath and Beyond and purchase some smaller wash clothes. I haven't made it the Divorced Men R Us store yet but I did get artistic...

The question is, can you guess what I'll have made when I'm done folding?

Cheers

A lot of happy women?

 

[numeniusa]

After a couple of posts I was berated to... informed that... gently nudged to visit Bed, Bath and Beyond and purchase some smaller wash clothes. I haven't made it the Divorced Men R Us store yet but I did get artistic...

The question is, can you guess what I'll have made when I'm done folding?

Cheers

It's looking a lot like a 'posing pouch' so far.

But I see that the picture is using the term 'origami', so I'm going to guess elephant. I have to remind you though that in origami you're only allowed to use the actual material. You can't substitute a body part for any aspect of the animal you're making.

More's the pity...

 

[talikat]

After a couple of posts I was berated to... informed that... gently nudged to visit Bed, Bath and Beyond and purchase some smaller wash clothes. I haven't made it the Divorced Men R Us store yet but I did get artistic...



The question is, can you guess what I'll have made when I'm done folding?

Cheers

A G-string for your next strip series?

 

[Aphro]

Oh dear, you are far too young yet for diapers!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Well hopefully you'll have made the wash cloth disappear.

Nothing up my sleeve...PRESTO! I looked in my Book of Magic and making it disappear requires rotational energy but I'll see what I can do Icy.

I'll keep watching to find out. Bet it's nice.

You know what they say, "If you watch it he will strip" or was it"If you build it he will come"? No... build isn't the right word. Hopefully I can pull a nice end out of my hat Ms G.

A lot of happy women?

I think a lot is an exaggeration but hopefully a few Stuva.

It's looking a lot like a 'posing pouch' so far.

But I see that the picture is using the term 'origami', so I'm going to guess elephant. I have to remind you though that in origami you're only allowed to use the actual material. You can't substitute a body part for any aspect of the animal you're making.

More's the pity...

Oh... do they make pudding pouches? I know in D&D I had bags of holding. Maybe I can get a pouch of holding our something besides a pouch to do the holding?

I'm really glad I have to fold the material! Folding body parts is rarely as easy or painless. Then again, no pain no gain right? If I call it performance origami can I use body parts like in performance art?

Good thing in going for less if more's the pity Numi.

A G-string for your next strip series?

You're the second woman in two days to say I should look at a g-string Tali. I may have to poke around on Amazon or wherever men buy g-strings. G-Strings R Us?

Oh dear, you are far too young yet for diapers!

LOL That was one focus group reply ("The second looks like you're wresting a diaper") so I widened the shot a smidge. I guess not enough. What do you mean yet? The day I need a diaper I better be an astronaut! And not one driving across the country. Diaper?!? It's a good thing I like you a lot Aphro.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Lately I don't get to do one thing that I really love doing in bed, for a few hours, naked...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Granted that was my couch (my 31 year old couch) but I actually slept more than usual because I passed out early.
...
...
...
I'll just let all of that sink in.

Cheers

 

[msglendale32A]

Lately I don't get to do one thing that I really love doing in bed, for afew hours, naked...

​

Granted that was my couch (my 31 year old couch) but I actually slept more than usual because I passed out early.
...
...
...
I'll just let all of that sink in.

Cheers

Only the shadow knows. Nice tease.

 

[talikat]

Lately I don't get to do one thing that I really love doing in bed, for afew hours, naked...


Granted that was my couch (my 31 year old couch) but I actually slept more than usual because I passed out early.
...
...
...
I'll just let all of that sink in.

Cheers

what exactly did you pass out from?