My Shady Goods

[THE_UNDERTAKER]

I remember when 80 was a good average, then it dropped to 75 and now 70 is "good". Using the traditional structure a 50% is an F- (yes that's as pointless as infinity plus 1). I understand that getting an F on Lit might have a different connotation than in the real world but I can't be an SA without the A.

Cheers

EXTREMELY CHILDISH AND BORING!

https://65.media.tumblr.com/c412e9f59d3c0a765ef1cf123c51cb72/tumblr_oh6398KLNS1s2h29io2_r1_250.jpg

 

[Mrgl720]

EXTREMELY CHILDISH AND BORING!

https://65.media.tumblr.com/c412e9f59d3c0a765ef1cf123c51cb72/tumblr_oh6398KLNS1s2h29io2_r1_250.jpg

I'm so confused, is this seriousness??

 

[Lyricalli]

I'm so confused, is this seriousness??

This seems to be someone attempting to stir up a bit of annoyance because that gives them a little tingle in the nethers.

 

[LizzieEr]

This seems to be someone attempting to stir up a bit of annoyance because that gives them a little tingle in the nethers.

Well in this case, a tingle in the sacrum, coccyx, ilium, ischium and pubis... *


*humanum anatomia

 

[HonorableRogue]

Best porn ever. This I would actually watch.

Thanks Stuva. If it's worth doing is worth doing right! And as naughty as possible. Watch. I hadn't thought about that option. I was just going to do stills. Maybe I'll try a video of mopping or vacuming. Since it was your idea you should lead the focus group.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

I didn't get that memo!!! And Oooooooooo, Thundar the Barbarian, mmmmmmm!!

Tali I'll dye my hair blonde for Thundarr and you find can find some silk to be Princess Ariel. Then we can act out some of the scenes that they couldn't show on Saturday morning cartoons.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

EXTREMELY CHILDISH AND BORING!

Extremely childish is name calling and who would stoop to that? If I'm extremely boring I don't understand why you continue to return TUT. The UnderTaker and not the Egyptian King. Or maybe TUT is another word for boob but it includes U and not I. See, THAT was childish.

I'm so confused, is this seriousness??

Sort of Mrgl. He's an alt of someone with an obsessive need to stalk and make fun of Icy. I stood up for her and "earned" his attention as well. Lizzie stood up for me and was also added to "the list". The list is the collection of images in his signature. Some are for Icy, Lizzie and myself.

This seems to be someone attempting to stir up a bit of annoyance because that gives them a little tingle in the nethers.

Yeah. Not sure about his tingling nethers Lyric but I learned years ago to reply calmly when someone baits, pokes, screams or teases. I'll caveat that by saying I reply FAR from calmly to some teases. Yes, that was for public record since you already new that tidbit about me.

Well in this case, a tingle in the sacrum, coccyx, ilium, ischium and pubis... *

*humanum anatomia

Oh! You're saying the tingle is in his literal bones. I was thinking he "had a hard on" for Icy and I. Come to think of it he is older and according to the Internet...

About 5 percent of men that are 40 years old have complete erectile dysfunction, and that number increases to about 15 percent of men at age 70. Mild and moderate erectile dysfunction affects approximately 10 percent of men per decade of life (i.e., 50 percent of men in their 50s, 60 percent of men in their 60s).​

...so real bone tingling makes more sense from a consistency point of view. Thanks for the virtual pelvic tour. Can I schedule a more interactive one in the future?

Thank you ladies for having my back. Years of playing D&D taught me trolls are easier to vanquish in a group except when you're Gandalf (Grey or White). He plants or points his staff and stuff just withers. Oh. I said staff and wither in the same sentence. I'm at 50% for mild to moderate ED so I shouldn't tempt fate!

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

This popped up on my phone today...

I have two questions...

1. Why wasn't it on the news?
2. Did some one report it (sub-question, specifically to Al Gore)?

I checked Al Jazerra, BBC, CNN... um some network that starts with D and NOBODY was talking about the Earth stopping. It's not like you just fill it back up or push start it!

I was walking and hit the wrong button. I'm gonna be really upset if I was the only one to get the message and I didn't report it. Who knows how long it will take someone to notice?!?

Just in case I'm binge watching both versions of The Day the Earth Stood Still and Thundarr the Barbarian.

Klaatu barada nikto.
Klaatu barada nikto.
Klaatu barada nikto.

Cheers

Funny, I got that on my phone just the other day. I managed to restart it, maybe that's why no mention on the news. I am woman hear me roar!!

 

[talikat]

Tali I'll dye my hair blonde for Thundarr and you find can find some silk to be Princess Ariel. Then we can act out some of the scenes that they couldn't show on Saturday morning cartoons.

Cheers

Deal!! Will you get some of those fur boots too?

 

[HonorableRogue]

Funny, I got that on my phone just the other day. I managed to restart it, maybe that's why no mention on the news. I am woman hear me roar!!

Oh! So you restarted the Earth and saved a chunk of the Northern Hemisphere from burning up and an opposing chunk of the Southern Hemisphere from freezing. Millions of people owe you their safety. You're like a superhero! Great job Omega. We'll call you Omega Woman.

*BIFF*​

*POW*​

*SOCKO*​

Deal!! Will you get some of those fur boots too?

Sorry Tali. You're mixing up our costumes. I get the fur boots and you get the skintight, blue bodysuit with calf high, heeled boots. I couldn't find any good screen captures but I did find this...

Looks to me like you were born to be Princess Ariel!

Cheers

 

[THE_UNDERTAKER]

Oh! So you restarted the Earth and saved a chunk of the Northern Hemisphere from burning up and an opposing chunk of the Southern Hemisphere from freezing. Millions of people owe you their safety. You're like a superhero! Great job Omega. We'll call you Omega Woman.

*BIFF*​

*POW*​

*SOCKO*​

Sorry Tali. You're mixing up our costumes. I get the fur boots and you get the skintight, blue bodysuit with calf high, heeled boots. I couldn't find any good screen captures but I did find this...

Looks to me like you were born to be Princess Ariel!

Cheers

https://www.pinterest.com/12mst12/thundarr-the-barbarian/

WHERE IS LIT POLICE DETECTIVE?

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[talikat]

Oh! So you restarted the Earth and saved a chunk of the Northern Hemisphere from burning up and an opposing chunk of the Southern Hemisphere from freezing. Millions of people owe you their safety. You're like a superhero! Great job Omega. We'll call you Omega Woman.

*BIFF*​

*POW*​

*SOCKO*​

Sorry Tali. You're mixing up our costumes. I get the fur boots and you get the skintight, blue bodysuit with calf high, heeled boots. I couldn't find any good screen captures but I did find this...

Looks to me like you were born to be Princess Ariel!

Cheers

That's what I meant, you get the fur boots, they'll look great with your legs and I like her outfit too!!

 

[LizzieEr]

Apparently my shots aren't risqué enough so I was asked to post some real porn for women. Here's me and the bed...

HR and the Bed​

Well mostly it's me making the bed. I heard that's the kind of stuff women fantasize about.

Cheers

There are other things that women fantasize about. So how do you pick the things to post ... do we send in our list and you pick your favourites? Do you select some and put it up for vote? Do we go through the whole triplicate form business? Also, how do we send you our list? One would think, by this time, I would have at least one IM information for you.

Also, quit slacking. Post.

 

[HonorableRogue]

That's what I meant, you get the fur boots, they'll look great with your legs and I like her outfit too!!

Thanks Tali. Send me your sizing and I'll order up our Thunder and Ariel costumes. Yours is pretty firm fitting so I'm thinking it's commando for you. Chivalry dictates I do the same. But modern chivalry says I don't have to give you my bus seat so you'll have to ride on my lap on the way to Comicon. It will be a fast 4 hours.

There are other things that women fantasize about. So how do you pick the things to post ... do we send in our list and you pick your favourites? Do you select some and put it up for vote? Do we go through the whole triplicate form business? Also, how do we send you our list? One would think, by this time, I would have at least one IM information for you.

Also, quit slacking. Post.

Other things? Are you sure Lizzie? I asked at least three women and they said naked bed making was their fantasy. Well two did. I wasn't flexible enough for the third woman's request. Lists are good. If I have any questions I'll ask for clarification. No voting. This is my thread. I make the rules or at least the decisions. IM? Just leave a note on the nightstand before you go.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Also, quit slacking. Post.

Tomorrow I fly back home and to get Lizzie off my back I'll post something.

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

My pre-flight relaxing bath (complete with strategic bubbles) and now my pre-flight relaxing bed. Sorry no pics of that to post.

Cheers

 

[Mrgl720]

Tomorrow I fly back home and to get Lizzie of my back I'll post something.

My pre-flight relaxing bath (complete with strategic bubbles) and now my pre-flight relaxing bed. Sorry no pics of that to post.

Cheers

Relaxation .. forgot that even exists.
You deserve it.

 

[msglendale32A]

Tomorrow I fly back home and to get Lizzie of my back I'll post something.

My pre-flight relaxing bath (complete with strategic bubbles) and now my pre-flight relaxing bed. Sorry no pics of that to post.

Cheers

There's the action figure we want to see. Nice.

 

[Kimleigh]

Tomorrow I fly back home and to get Lizzie of my back I'll post something.

My pre-flight relaxing bath (complete with strategic bubbles) and now my pre-flight relaxing bed. Sorry no pics of that to post.

Cheers

Looking good, BB...oh, oops, HR!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Relaxation .. forgot that even exists.
You deserve it.

Well go get that massage! The masseuse might look at you a bit of for a second but it'll be less work for them and more enjoyable for you. And I still owe you one. I'll doubt I'll ever pay it off but theoretically you have a day of relaxation on the books.

There's the action figure we want to see. Nice.

You want Tub HR with Scrubbing action? It's a limited edition. Keep it mint in box and you might get a cup of coffee for it! Thanks Ms G I do love when you stop by.

Looking good, BB...oh, oops, HR!

This time of year I'm Bad HR. Oh! With the grey hair I can probably pull off Santa now. Let all the nice and naughty ladies sit on my lap and tell me what they want for Christmas. I need an elf assistant. Oh I know just the guy!

Thanks for the kind words and idea Kim. You can sit on my lap as often as you want. Especially when you want to go on a certain list.

Cheers

 

[LizzieEr]

Tomorrow I fly back home and to get Lizzie of my back I'll post something.

Cheers

What is the Lizzie of your back? Like the small of your back, only LizzieEr? (See what I did there?)
Oh oh you meant off...

So...

*off



Wait a minute, I am not a monkey.


What I popped in here to say was that the emoji make it super easy to find your thread.

 

[Omegawolfen]

What is the Lizzie of your back? Like the small of your back, only LizzieEr? (See what I did there?)
Oh oh you meant off...

So...

*off



Wait a minute, I am not a monkey.


What I popped in here to say was that the emoji make it super easy to find your thread.

you haven't subscribed to HR's thread? Makes it much easier to find him

 

[talikat]

Thanks Tali. Send me your sizing and I'll order up our Thunder and Ariel costumes. Yours is pretty firm fitting so I'm thinking it's commando for you. Chivalry dictates I do the same. But modern chivalry says I don't have to give you my bus seat so you'll have to ride on my lap on the way to Comicon. It will be a fast 4 hours.

Cheers

Now there's a bus trip I won't mind a bit!

Tomorrow I fly back home and to get Lizzie off my back I'll post something.


My pre-flight relaxing bath (complete with strategic bubbles) and now my pre-flight relaxing bed. Sorry no pics of that to post.

Cheers

Damn bubbles!! Great photo though HR!!

 

[HonorableRogue]

What is the Lizzie of your back? Like the small of your back, only LizzieEr? (See what I did there?)
Oh oh you meant off...

So...

*off



Wait a minute, I am not a monkey.


What I popped in here to say was that the emoji make it super easy to find your thread.

In didn't say "to get the Lizzie of my back I just said Lizzie of my back. I was trying to get it. Lizzie of my back is a rare condition that makes it easier to sit still for long periods of time. It's a biomechanic that optimizes for lazing. It was 12 hours of flights. I thought it might help. It did.

*on

If we go back far enough you are (or were) a monkey Lizzie. Unless you believe all that made in 7 days stuff.

It was the only on that remotely said Rogue to me which is funny because I never wear sunglasses. Now that a post less it dues make it easy to find the thread on page 2 or 3.

you haven't subscribed to HR's thread? Makes it much easier to find him

That would be a cool feature Omega! If Literotica always put your subscriptions at the top. It might even partially legitimize those "I don't know how I never saw your thread before comments" because with enough subscriptions new stuff would be on Page 2. It of sight and out of mind.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Now there's a bus trip I won't mind a bit!

Damn bubbles!! Great photo though HR!!

Me either Tali! I'm sure it would be a seed that grew into a great new Lit story. I'm long overdue to write another.

The bubbles were very difficult to corral into place. I guess they thought that part of me was clean enough. Silly bubbles!

Cheers

 

[Sweetemmygirl]

Tomorrow I fly back home and to get Lizzie off my back I'll post something.

My pre-flight relaxing bath (complete with strategic bubbles) and now my pre-flight relaxing bed. Sorry no pics of that to post.

Cheers

You are very talented at placing things in strategic locations HR. I have a few ideas for things placed in strategic locations myself. Glad to have you back home.